"South Park" Volcano South Park: Volcano (1997)【完整台词】

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It's 9am. Temperature is 72 degrees...

In a back-up on the 10 westbound at Hoover
due to police activity, is a drive-by shooting...

Eyelid surgery,
body sculpting, citric-acidpeels,

whatever it takes
to create a whole new you.

...sensibilidad y delicadeza...

Can plankton cure cancer?
The answer may surprise you.

According to a study published
by the Institute for Holistic Research...

A boy of 15
is sentenced to ten years for armed robbery.

The judge sends him to an adult prison...

In other news, a crowd of 6,000
greeted recording artist Chilli B
on his release from County Jail this morning.

So test-drive
a new or previously-owned Mercedes

at your local dealer.

You'll get a chance to get this rhinestone
bracelet if you're dialing now for $35,

item number 633802...

The devil knows the wickedness of the city.

He knows he can prey on our ignorance.

He knows he can stoke
unrighteous thoughts in our heads,

and tha the can turn those thoughts
into unrighteous deeds.

Citizens living near Olvera Street
are unhappy this morning

over a proposed plan to turn the site of one
of the city's oldest churches into a minimal.

Is this the right time to be investing?
Is love waiting just around the corner?

Dial 976*. A certified
psychic astrologists standing by

to guide you
through the mysteries of the cosmos...
More trouble
for the beleaguered Metro Rail this morning

as angry Beverly Hills residents protest
the newest extension of the Red Line Subway

into their neighborhood.

The demonstration, called outside
the Beverly Centershopping mall...

The people I see here today
never voted for this subway.

And...

And they certainly never voted to see it
stop in the heart of this neighborhood.

Hey, Councilman! Councilman!

The people of your district
want us to clean their houses

and watch their kids.

If we have no cars, how we getting to work?

These buses run every ten minutes.

- How would you know?
- How would I know?

I know this: Every time
this line gets extended there's blasting.

It's dangerous, it's expensive, it's noisy.

Nuke the whole city! Nuke the whole city!

Kelly, your eggs are ready!

Hello? I already told you.
I don't eat in the morning.

The people of my district
have to provide over half the taxes...

Ow!

Max, clean that up.

Kelly, cornflakes are ready.

All the subway's gonna do is make it easier
for downtown's problems to come up west.

What have we got?

Gunshots to the back,
two exit wounds. BP: 80 over, palp.

- Heart rate?
- Heart rate 130.

Get a CBC, chest X-ray and an EKG.

- What have we got?
- Drive-by.

- County full or what?
- Must be some holiday we don't know about.

Ready, 1, 2, 3!

- How many exit wounds?
- Two. Here and here.

- Decreasing respiration and a weak pulse.
- Can I have a number 2 swab?

- Cool watch. Tag or Rolex?
- Rolex. Hubby's big on anniversaries.

Quake!

That was refreshing.

I hate it when that happens.

OK, quake's over.
Let's tube him. Give me a seven.

9.14?

9.14. Right.

Everything all clear?
Folks, I don't know what to say.

OK, you can come out of there now.

Grab a jacket.
We have to go by the office for a while.

- You told Mom you'd take the week off.
- I am taking the week off.

I'll just wait here, OK?

- I can't leave you here after an earthquake.
- Why not? I'm 13. I know what to do.

OK. What do you do?

Get in the door frame, put your head between
your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

All right. That's it.

Who are you calling?

Anita?

- Dad!
- Shut up. I need a baby-sitter.

...not to panic. Please stay calm.

Damage from
this morning's shaker, time dat 9.14am,

seems to be confined
offender-benders and jangled nerves...

We have a non-injury accident,
7th and Stanley. Altercation reported.

Oh-oh, we're cool now. It's the LAPD.

Officer! How about
giving us a ride back to civilization?

What's up?
You gonna come out or what? It's our 'hood.

You wanna tell me what this is about?

- Get outta my face.
- If I'm in your face, you'd know it, bro!

Huh, right!

No official word
on the quake's magnitude...

- Have we got any power failure?
- Blue Line running.

- What's the status on Green Line?
- Green Line good.

- We got radio contact with the train.
- Radio up and running on Blue.

OK, let's get some business done.

Epicenter and magnitude?
Who's in for a ten spot?

Vegas, 6.8.

Vegas. I love that.

...we hope to get confirmation of
the shaker's magnitude from seismologists.

I can't.

I can't.

A couple of sentences, a question or two.

Why don't you do it?

People wanna hear from a seismologist,
not a pencil pusher.

If I go out there, I'm gonna throw up.

That won't send
the sense of calm we're looking for.

- Hey, you guys feel anything this morning?
- You're off the hook, Flash.

You weren't gonna
make her talk to those nasty reporters?

I got some stuff I wanna show you later.

OK.

Good morning, good morning.
How are you?

Hi, Amy.

- Morning, Doc.
- All righty. You ready?

You're on air.

This was a small-to-moderate earthquake,
epicenter in Palmdale...

Palmdale! Ah!

- Who's got it?
- Gobby's got it!

Gobby's the winner.

Yeah!

Get outta here!

...there could be aftershocks that
- Get back to work. Think this is a party?

Could potentially
reach the range we felt this morning.

- As you have heard, it was a 4.9.
- Yes, baby, you can go to work

because the building's been retrofitted.

- It's my job to know that, sweetheart.
- Hello, Emmit. Hello, feet.

It is so you to blow a vacation day
for a little tremor. What are you doing here?

- Vacation means you don't come in.
- Roark, your ex-wife called.

If a dam breaks, the Mayor calls,
I don't want you saying I'm fishing.

Mayor's in Aspen.
We don't pull her off the slopes for only a 4.9.

- Besides, I'd cover for you.
- Yeah, you look comfortable at my desk.

Yeah, it was like I belonged there.

I thought he had the week off.

Yeah, it's that Midwestern work ethic.

Oh, what is that? What is that?

- Water main...
... ruptured. Gas is gone, too. I sent crews out.

Other than that,
the phone and power lines are all up.

Thank you.

Gotta be fast, fast, fast.

- Look, watch. You see that..?
- Yeah, I've got...

That man loves to hover.

Yeah, like you don't!

Seismologists are saying today's
quake may have revealed a new fault system

- not previously thought to be active.
- I don't care what your supervisor said!

Nobody ran a work order past me
and this vehicle is on public property!

- You gonna ticket us?
- You're the cute one.

How 'bout I tow your ass, honey?

Jesus! Get an ambulance!

Quickly!

- What the hell happened?
- Ohhh!

- Gently, gently!
- Help's coming. Where's Danny?

Danny! Danny? Where are the others?

They burnt up...

Hot...

A code 6 from Public Works.

MacArthur Park. Possible fire or explosion.
Casualties reported.

Word is coming in of a possible
gas explosion in the MacArthur Park area.

We don't have any details as yet
as to the precise nature or size of the blast,

which is said to have injured
a number of city workers, some seriously.

- Rescue crews are responding at the site...
- Oh, God.

- What are you doing here?
- Got a call. Said Public Works lost 7 guys.

Freak accident on a storm drain job.
They hit a steam pocket and got scalded.

No fires, no explosions, no continuing threat.
We'll copy you on a report.

Steam did that?

Yeah.

Where's the survivor?

He's at Saint V's right now.
Critical, last time I checked,

but I'd like to notify the families before they
hear about it on Geraldo, if you don't mind.

Mind if I have a look for myself?

Roark... we'll copy.

- Mike! Mike!
- OK?

Stan! Get over here.
I wanna show you something.

How's the choo-choo behaving?

All right. This is where your problem is.

Was.

This... is your Red Line tunnel.

OK.

What I wanna do is shut down this section
just as a precaution until we know.

Why should we look bad
because DWP blew some pipes out?

Nothing blew down there, Olber.
They hit a steam pocket.

- Steam?
- Yeah.

The tunnel walls are five feet of concrete.
Where's the threat to my trains?

Mine.