超狗任务 Underdog(2007)【完整台词】
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(Dan) Excuse me.
(boy) Come on. Get Underdog!
- (man) Has anyone seen him?
- (Jack) We're too late.
- Now what are we going to do?
- (man) Where's Underdog?
Please stay back!
(girl) Underdog has
to be here somewhere.
(policeman) Everyone,
please stay back.
Shoeshine, I don't know
if you can understand me
right now,
but forget about the past.
It doesn't matter if you're
Shoeshine or Underdog.
Because I don't care
if you can talk or fly.
You brought my family
back together.
You're a hero to me.
- There I was,
a regular old dog again.
- (sniffing)
I had no idea how
to stop Barsinister.
But I did know one thing.
I smelled a bomb.
Could I trust my nose again?
Could I afford not to?
What are the chances
there's a ham strapped to the
roof of the capitol building?
(barking)
All right.
What are your demands?
A billion dollars
from this city's treasury,
full immunity from the law
and my lab restored
so I can continue my research
to help the human animal
to chart a new future
for the good of mankind.
It was brave of me to charge
in there, but pretty dumb
not to have a plan.
Was I thinking that
a solution was going
to fall out of the sky?
(Barsinister)
What? Him again?
- (dog 1) Mine!
- (dog 2) No, mine!
(Barsinister)
Are you kidding me?
That will teach you
to mess with me.
Simon says... "Lunch!"
Don't worry. It will be
over in no time.
You're not even big enough
to be table scraps.
There's no need to fear.
Underdog is here.
- Huh?
- (dog 2) Wait.
How did you...?
Simon says, "Attack."
I would love to stay
and chat, but I got to find
where the bomb is at.
- Whoa.
- After him!
- Liftoff!
- (dog) Make sure
he doesn't get outside!
Come back here!
My powers may be back
at last,
but these German shepherds
are way too fast.
I'm on your tail!
What is with that dog?
- (barks)
- Huh?
- Hey. Hey!
- (Polly barks)
- Help!
- Oh, no. It's Polly.
She's in danger.
Help!
- Polly, help me!
- Get off my trousers!
Help! Help!
You and your boss will
never get away with this.
He's not my boss!
We're partners!
Then why are you
doing this?
Because my partner said
he might fire me if I don't!
I got him!
I'm getting tired up here.
Gosh! Can I not
get a break here?
Idiot dogs. I have to do
everything myself.
You get him!
Whoo!
- Cut him off!
- Come on!
Uh-oh, no brakes. No brakes!
(dog) Look out!
(Underdog) Whoa.
Look out. Whoa!
Wow.
(grunts)
And he sticks the landing.
Where am I?
Oh, it's you again.
(growling)
(Underdog) You know,
I said a lot of things
I kind of regret.
I believe that sword
belongs to the lady.
Hey, batter, batter.
You're no good at all.
Here. You want
to play some ball?
Doc, I got you.
(grunting)
Cad's hit. Cad's hit.
I'll play your game.
It might be a stretch.
Can you resist this?
Simon says, "Fetch!"
Frisbee!
Whoa.
Whoo!
Didn't see that coming.
I think
I pulled something.
OK. I got to get
to that bomb.
- (growling)
- Oh, no. OK.
Come on, guys, uh,
we're all dogs here.
Can't we just work
this out dog-to-dog?
They're not going
to listen to you, Shoeshine.
They're loyal to me.
(cackles)
Listen. Why do you even
follow his orders?
What does that creep
do for you?
Huh? Does he take you
for walks? Does he
give you treats?
Has he ever once
scratched
your bellies? Huh?
Just once?
I mean, look,
if he was a good boss,
he'd be able to get
a higher quality sidekick.
(groaning)
Hey, I heard that.
You're man's best friend,
but is he your best friend?
Has he even given
any of you a name?
Of course.
My name is Kill.
Hey, I thought I was Kill.
- No, you're Attack.
- No, I'm Attack. He's Maim.
Destroy him!
You worthless mutts!
- Do you mind, Doc?
- (dog 2) We're talking
over here.
Who's he
to call you worthless?
He's got a point.
Our master doesn't value us
as sparkling individuals.
Yeah, let's go,
Maim and Attack.
- It's time to go change teams
- What are you doing?
- Let's go teach
the master a lesson.
- Bad dogs!
(Underdog)
There are no bad dogs,
only bad owners.
Don't worry, Doc.
This will only hurt a lot.
(growling)
Do you actually think
you can stop me, runt?
(electronic beeping
on watch and on bomb)
Help!
You have two minutes
before a bomb explodes
over Capitol City,
dispensing a DNA cocktail
that will make
every citizen
as obedient to me
as a common dog.
Hold him until
the cops get here.
(dog) Easy, Doc.
(dog 2) Calm down.
You're going to hurt yourself.
(dog 3)
Now who's the boss?
- (bomb beeping)
- Help!
- Jack, we don't have
much time. I know where
the bomb is. -How did you...?
I'd love to chat, but I got
to get dressed for work.
Sir? Sir?
Jack, come on. I'm a cop.
- Mr. Mayor, are you OK?
- I'm a cop.
You got to let me through.
Mr. Mayor. Are you all right?
Let me handle Barsinister.
I know exactly what he's doing
- Not now, Unger.
Police business.
- I know...
- This man is no
longer on the force!
- Pipe down, Chief!
You're reinstated.
You're promoted.
Do whatever you have to do.
(growling)
Look who they decided
to send up, the hero idiot.
- I prefer the term
"visionary".
- Oh!
Dan gave Simon a taste
of his own medicine,
and not the fruity,
cherry-flavored kind,
but the bitter,
hard-to-swallow medicine.
As he walked down
those mighty steps,
Dan was a new man.
A cop. A hero.
And a father
to a proud son.
Help me! Please, help!
Somebody, help me!
Help!
Huh? Underdog.
Yeah. How many other
flying dogs in red sweaters
do you know?
Underdog, I just knew
you would come.
Quick, there's not much time.
Take the vial to the police.
- You got it.
- Don't drop it.
Look! It's Underdog!
(policeman) Stand back!
Stand back!
(bomb beeping)
(rapid beeping)
(screaming)
Mission Control, removal
of the thermal blankets
from the MBS is successful.
Hey. Houston,
we have a beagle.
Hot! Hot! Hot! Ow.
That burns!
Ahhhhh!
Look, up there.
(explosion)
Oh.
Oh, God.
(sobbing)
Dad.
(continues sobbing)
- (groaning) Jack.
- Shoeshine.
Shh! Jack,
call me "Underdog."
Oh, man. That was by far
my worst landing ever.
(crowd cheering)
Well, I guess I'll see you
around, Underdog.
Yeah,
see you around, kid.
You're going
to love solitary, Doc.
My isolation will be nothing
more than an enclave
in which I can focus
my intellectual powers
upon the task of
wreaking my vengeance
on that pathetic
house pet, Underdog.
You know what?
Solitary is
a relative term, Doc.
Meet your new roommate.
(boy) Come on. Get Underdog!
- (man) Has anyone seen him?
- (Jack) We're too late.
- Now what are we going to do?
- (man) Where's Underdog?
Please stay back!
(girl) Underdog has
to be here somewhere.
(policeman) Everyone,
please stay back.
Shoeshine, I don't know
if you can understand me
right now,
but forget about the past.
It doesn't matter if you're
Shoeshine or Underdog.
Because I don't care
if you can talk or fly.
You brought my family
back together.
You're a hero to me.
- There I was,
a regular old dog again.
- (sniffing)
I had no idea how
to stop Barsinister.
But I did know one thing.
I smelled a bomb.
Could I trust my nose again?
Could I afford not to?
What are the chances
there's a ham strapped to the
roof of the capitol building?
(barking)
All right.
What are your demands?
A billion dollars
from this city's treasury,
full immunity from the law
and my lab restored
so I can continue my research
to help the human animal
to chart a new future
for the good of mankind.
It was brave of me to charge
in there, but pretty dumb
not to have a plan.
Was I thinking that
a solution was going
to fall out of the sky?
(Barsinister)
What? Him again?
- (dog 1) Mine!
- (dog 2) No, mine!
(Barsinister)
Are you kidding me?
That will teach you
to mess with me.
Simon says... "Lunch!"
Don't worry. It will be
over in no time.
You're not even big enough
to be table scraps.
There's no need to fear.
Underdog is here.
- Huh?
- (dog 2) Wait.
How did you...?
Simon says, "Attack."
I would love to stay
and chat, but I got to find
where the bomb is at.
- Whoa.
- After him!
- Liftoff!
- (dog) Make sure
he doesn't get outside!
Come back here!
My powers may be back
at last,
but these German shepherds
are way too fast.
I'm on your tail!
What is with that dog?
- (barks)
- Huh?
- Hey. Hey!
- (Polly barks)
- Help!
- Oh, no. It's Polly.
She's in danger.
Help!
- Polly, help me!
- Get off my trousers!
Help! Help!
You and your boss will
never get away with this.
He's not my boss!
We're partners!
Then why are you
doing this?
Because my partner said
he might fire me if I don't!
I got him!
I'm getting tired up here.
Gosh! Can I not
get a break here?
Idiot dogs. I have to do
everything myself.
You get him!
Whoo!
- Cut him off!
- Come on!
Uh-oh, no brakes. No brakes!
(dog) Look out!
(Underdog) Whoa.
Look out. Whoa!
Wow.
(grunts)
And he sticks the landing.
Where am I?
Oh, it's you again.
(growling)
(Underdog) You know,
I said a lot of things
I kind of regret.
I believe that sword
belongs to the lady.
Hey, batter, batter.
You're no good at all.
Here. You want
to play some ball?
Doc, I got you.
(grunting)
Cad's hit. Cad's hit.
I'll play your game.
It might be a stretch.
Can you resist this?
Simon says, "Fetch!"
Frisbee!
Whoa.
Whoo!
Didn't see that coming.
I think
I pulled something.
OK. I got to get
to that bomb.
- (growling)
- Oh, no. OK.
Come on, guys, uh,
we're all dogs here.
Can't we just work
this out dog-to-dog?
They're not going
to listen to you, Shoeshine.
They're loyal to me.
(cackles)
Listen. Why do you even
follow his orders?
What does that creep
do for you?
Huh? Does he take you
for walks? Does he
give you treats?
Has he ever once
scratched
your bellies? Huh?
Just once?
I mean, look,
if he was a good boss,
he'd be able to get
a higher quality sidekick.
(groaning)
Hey, I heard that.
You're man's best friend,
but is he your best friend?
Has he even given
any of you a name?
Of course.
My name is Kill.
Hey, I thought I was Kill.
- No, you're Attack.
- No, I'm Attack. He's Maim.
Destroy him!
You worthless mutts!
- Do you mind, Doc?
- (dog 2) We're talking
over here.
Who's he
to call you worthless?
He's got a point.
Our master doesn't value us
as sparkling individuals.
Yeah, let's go,
Maim and Attack.
- It's time to go change teams
- What are you doing?
- Let's go teach
the master a lesson.
- Bad dogs!
(Underdog)
There are no bad dogs,
only bad owners.
Don't worry, Doc.
This will only hurt a lot.
(growling)
Do you actually think
you can stop me, runt?
(electronic beeping
on watch and on bomb)
Help!
You have two minutes
before a bomb explodes
over Capitol City,
dispensing a DNA cocktail
that will make
every citizen
as obedient to me
as a common dog.
Hold him until
the cops get here.
(dog) Easy, Doc.
(dog 2) Calm down.
You're going to hurt yourself.
(dog 3)
Now who's the boss?
- (bomb beeping)
- Help!
- Jack, we don't have
much time. I know where
the bomb is. -How did you...?
I'd love to chat, but I got
to get dressed for work.
Sir? Sir?
Jack, come on. I'm a cop.
- Mr. Mayor, are you OK?
- I'm a cop.
You got to let me through.
Mr. Mayor. Are you all right?
Let me handle Barsinister.
I know exactly what he's doing
- Not now, Unger.
Police business.
- I know...
- This man is no
longer on the force!
- Pipe down, Chief!
You're reinstated.
You're promoted.
Do whatever you have to do.
(growling)
Look who they decided
to send up, the hero idiot.
- I prefer the term
"visionary".
- Oh!
Dan gave Simon a taste
of his own medicine,
and not the fruity,
cherry-flavored kind,
but the bitter,
hard-to-swallow medicine.
As he walked down
those mighty steps,
Dan was a new man.
A cop. A hero.
And a father
to a proud son.
Help me! Please, help!
Somebody, help me!
Help!
Huh? Underdog.
Yeah. How many other
flying dogs in red sweaters
do you know?
Underdog, I just knew
you would come.
Quick, there's not much time.
Take the vial to the police.
- You got it.
- Don't drop it.
Look! It's Underdog!
(policeman) Stand back!
Stand back!
(bomb beeping)
(rapid beeping)
(screaming)
Mission Control, removal
of the thermal blankets
from the MBS is successful.
Hey. Houston,
we have a beagle.
Hot! Hot! Hot! Ow.
That burns!
Ahhhhh!
Look, up there.
(explosion)
Oh.
Oh, God.
(sobbing)
Dad.
(continues sobbing)
- (groaning) Jack.
- Shoeshine.
Shh! Jack,
call me "Underdog."
Oh, man. That was by far
my worst landing ever.
(crowd cheering)
Well, I guess I'll see you
around, Underdog.
Yeah,
see you around, kid.
You're going
to love solitary, Doc.
My isolation will be nothing
more than an enclave
in which I can focus
my intellectual powers
upon the task of
wreaking my vengeance
on that pathetic
house pet, Underdog.
You know what?
Solitary is
a relative term, Doc.
Meet your new roommate.
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