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- Nice.
- What?
Sticks, balls,
and running in one game?
- So clever. So inspired.
- Not our team.
We're always
the underdogs.
Never heard of that breed.
Is that a dog from Australia?
No. Look,
an underdog is someone
who has been counted out
and nobody
expects them to win.
- Yeah, I know
the feeling. Huh?
- (cat meows)
(Shoeshine) There goes
the neighborhood.
- Shoeshine, no.
- (groans)
- Freak.
- What?
See?
- So, what's the score?
- I told you no.
But every molecule of me
was screaming "yes".
It's time to teach you
some manners.
Right. I'm going
to learn manners
from a guy who pees
in my white porcelain
drinking bowl.
All right. Basic commands.
- Chapter one: sit.
- Let's start
with a tough one.
- Chapter two: lie down.
- Fine.
I was going
to do that anyway.
Chapter three: roll over.
This book doesn't have
much of a plot, does it?
And chapter four: speak.
Arf. Arf.
You can't be serious
with this.
Four weeks of lessons
in four seconds?
We're on a good pace.
Chapter five:
return the book and
get your money back.
- I got you something.
- Oh. Never had one
of these before.
If you ever get lost
they'll know where
to bring you home.
"Home."
Wow, this is great!
Oh, ew! Oh,
that breath is horrible.
What have you been eating?
Not sure. I dug it out
from under the house.
Suddenly I had
a home and a family.
I had all
that I ever wanted.
The only thing that could
possibly mess this up
was if a mad scientist
bent on revenge was
living underneath the city.
Well, guess what?
Oh, the price I've paid.
(sighs) So be it.
Hi. How's it going?
I'd love to, baby,
but I'm busy.
Work out?
Yeah, I work out.
I think of my body
as a Buddhist temple.
(Barsinister)
Cad, stop talking to your
imaginary friend and get
in here !(elevator bell dings)
(banging)
(man on radio) Dan, it's Les.
You got a shipment
at the loading docks.
- Can you buzz them in?
- All right.
I'm on my way.
(elevator bell dings)
Is this thing going
to help us make
another super dog?
Why settle for just one
when I can create
a plethora?
That's a "P" word.
I bet I have that one.
Just pick it up,
you ape.
(Shoeshine) Give the dog
your food.
Give the dog your food.
Give the dog your food.
You are in my power.
You will do as I command.
Sorry, you didn't get
the power of hypnotism.
Aha. Not yet, I didn't.
Give the dog your food.
- (toy squeaking)
- (newscast plays on TV)
Rubber? What kind
of sick joke is this?
...this demonstration will
convince international leaders
that the Capitol City
K-9 Academy is the future
for K-9 crime fighters.
Maybe I should
sign you up.
I don't think
that's a good idea.
My dad used to be
on the force.
He was twice decorated
by the mayor for bravery.
- He was a real hero.
- What happened?
He quit.
That a big deal?
A big deal? Yeah.
He says he quit his job
to spend time with me
after my mom died,
and he's still never home.
We're interrupting
with breaking news.
One of our camera crews
following police
have stumbled upon
a local jewelry store
robbery.
The thieves have taken
several hostages.
You never see dogs
hurting each other for money.
You never see
people sniffing
each other's butts.
Mmm, touch.
As you can see, it is
a tense situation.
Hey, you can stop it,
like with Molly and Polly.
No, no, no way. Uh-uh.
That was an accident.
I had no idea
what I was doing.
Well, maybe
this is why you're here.
Look, I was just
getting the hang of
the whole "pet" thing.
- I even chewed up
your iPod.
- You what?
The truth is, I just want
to be a regular dog.
And I want to be
a regular kid
with a mom and a dad.
But you know what,
life doesn't always
work out that way.
(sighing) All right.
I'll do it, for you.
But just this once.
There better be something
pretty special in that
dog dish when I get back.
You can put
the dog door there!
- Whoa!
- Shoeshine!
- Watch out for the fish kite.
- What fish kite?
Ohhhh!
I'm good. I hope
I don't look too ridiculous.
- (sirens blaring)
- (woman) Oh!
- No!
- Hey, come on.
Don't look at me.
If she hadn't pulled
the silent alarm
you two wouldn't be
getting a time out.
(man grunting)
- Got it.
- We got it.
Good.
(woman on police radio)
Unit 31, I hear you
loud and clear.
They got all the exits
barricaded.
We can't get a man
in there.
Hold your positions.
SWAT is on its way.
ETA five minutes.
- Did you see that?
- I have no idea.
Whoa!
Ow!
- (gasping)
- (groaning)
Dogfish.
Excuse me. Why do you
people have pantyhose
on your heads?
I'll get him.
I'm going to guess
you're one of the bad guys.
- (gasping)
- Huh?
(feedback)
Cad, can you hear me?
That's our dog!
- Grab him!
- OK. Hey, you,
grab that dog.
Are you all right?
Are you OK?
Can you hear me?
Come on, little buddy.
Breathe.
Hey, guys, back off.
He needs some space.
I'll give you
some space.
I said give me some space.
Hang tight, little buddy.
I'll get some help.
- (guns cocking)
- Evening, officers.
- Whoa, whoa. Hold your fire.
- The jewels are safe,
there's a fox passed out
on the floor, and, yes,
I'm dressed like a fish.
Keep up the good work.
(male reporter)
While most of our city
remains skeptical,
the Post is standing by
its story
of a dog thwarting
yesterday's jewelry robbery.
According to eyewitnesses,
the animal displayed
uncommon strength...
I knew it.
The police have yet to comment
on this strange report
and the mayor's office
has only said...
My creation!
They mention me?
Anything about a thief
with amazing hair?
If the reports
of the superdog
are true...
You're a superhero.
You're a hairy,
four-legged superhero.
You know what?
You're like Superman
with a flea collar.
No, no. No, I'm not.
You saved those people.
I know,
and it felt good.
But I can't do this.
Someone's going
to recognize me
and take me back.
Take you back?
- Uh... take me back to normal
- Turn you back to normal.
I know. You ever
read comic books?
Huh?
Look, it's just
a normal guy.
He puts on a cape,
takes off the glasses,
and he's a superhero.
- And people fall
for that stuff?
- Yeah.
You're a mild-mannered
dog and that's your
secret identity.
All you need
is a costume.
Well, as long as
I don't look ridiculous.
Am I standing?
I can't feel my legs.
- You're "Bumbledog."
- Hey, whoa. No stripes.
They make me look fat.
Who am I supposed to be,
Sherlock Bones?
Count Dogula?
OK. This is why
dogs bite people.
- It's perfect. Underdog.
- Underdog.
Hmm. I like it.
It's my dad's
old college sweater.
But we'll need
to make it work.
What do I do if your dad's
around and I got to...
...you know, take off?
- What?
Sticks, balls,
and running in one game?
- So clever. So inspired.
- Not our team.
We're always
the underdogs.
Never heard of that breed.
Is that a dog from Australia?
No. Look,
an underdog is someone
who has been counted out
and nobody
expects them to win.
- Yeah, I know
the feeling. Huh?
- (cat meows)
(Shoeshine) There goes
the neighborhood.
- Shoeshine, no.
- (groans)
- Freak.
- What?
See?
- So, what's the score?
- I told you no.
But every molecule of me
was screaming "yes".
It's time to teach you
some manners.
Right. I'm going
to learn manners
from a guy who pees
in my white porcelain
drinking bowl.
All right. Basic commands.
- Chapter one: sit.
- Let's start
with a tough one.
- Chapter two: lie down.
- Fine.
I was going
to do that anyway.
Chapter three: roll over.
This book doesn't have
much of a plot, does it?
And chapter four: speak.
Arf. Arf.
You can't be serious
with this.
Four weeks of lessons
in four seconds?
We're on a good pace.
Chapter five:
return the book and
get your money back.
- I got you something.
- Oh. Never had one
of these before.
If you ever get lost
they'll know where
to bring you home.
"Home."
Wow, this is great!
Oh, ew! Oh,
that breath is horrible.
What have you been eating?
Not sure. I dug it out
from under the house.
Suddenly I had
a home and a family.
I had all
that I ever wanted.
The only thing that could
possibly mess this up
was if a mad scientist
bent on revenge was
living underneath the city.
Well, guess what?
Oh, the price I've paid.
(sighs) So be it.
Hi. How's it going?
I'd love to, baby,
but I'm busy.
Work out?
Yeah, I work out.
I think of my body
as a Buddhist temple.
(Barsinister)
Cad, stop talking to your
imaginary friend and get
in here !(elevator bell dings)
(banging)
(man on radio) Dan, it's Les.
You got a shipment
at the loading docks.
- Can you buzz them in?
- All right.
I'm on my way.
(elevator bell dings)
Is this thing going
to help us make
another super dog?
Why settle for just one
when I can create
a plethora?
That's a "P" word.
I bet I have that one.
Just pick it up,
you ape.
(Shoeshine) Give the dog
your food.
Give the dog your food.
Give the dog your food.
You are in my power.
You will do as I command.
Sorry, you didn't get
the power of hypnotism.
Aha. Not yet, I didn't.
Give the dog your food.
- (toy squeaking)
- (newscast plays on TV)
Rubber? What kind
of sick joke is this?
...this demonstration will
convince international leaders
that the Capitol City
K-9 Academy is the future
for K-9 crime fighters.
Maybe I should
sign you up.
I don't think
that's a good idea.
My dad used to be
on the force.
He was twice decorated
by the mayor for bravery.
- He was a real hero.
- What happened?
He quit.
That a big deal?
A big deal? Yeah.
He says he quit his job
to spend time with me
after my mom died,
and he's still never home.
We're interrupting
with breaking news.
One of our camera crews
following police
have stumbled upon
a local jewelry store
robbery.
The thieves have taken
several hostages.
You never see dogs
hurting each other for money.
You never see
people sniffing
each other's butts.
Mmm, touch.
As you can see, it is
a tense situation.
Hey, you can stop it,
like with Molly and Polly.
No, no, no way. Uh-uh.
That was an accident.
I had no idea
what I was doing.
Well, maybe
this is why you're here.
Look, I was just
getting the hang of
the whole "pet" thing.
- I even chewed up
your iPod.
- You what?
The truth is, I just want
to be a regular dog.
And I want to be
a regular kid
with a mom and a dad.
But you know what,
life doesn't always
work out that way.
(sighing) All right.
I'll do it, for you.
But just this once.
There better be something
pretty special in that
dog dish when I get back.
You can put
the dog door there!
- Whoa!
- Shoeshine!
- Watch out for the fish kite.
- What fish kite?
Ohhhh!
I'm good. I hope
I don't look too ridiculous.
- (sirens blaring)
- (woman) Oh!
- No!
- Hey, come on.
Don't look at me.
If she hadn't pulled
the silent alarm
you two wouldn't be
getting a time out.
(man grunting)
- Got it.
- We got it.
Good.
(woman on police radio)
Unit 31, I hear you
loud and clear.
They got all the exits
barricaded.
We can't get a man
in there.
Hold your positions.
SWAT is on its way.
ETA five minutes.
- Did you see that?
- I have no idea.
Whoa!
Ow!
- (gasping)
- (groaning)
Dogfish.
Excuse me. Why do you
people have pantyhose
on your heads?
I'll get him.
I'm going to guess
you're one of the bad guys.
- (gasping)
- Huh?
(feedback)
Cad, can you hear me?
That's our dog!
- Grab him!
- OK. Hey, you,
grab that dog.
Are you all right?
Are you OK?
Can you hear me?
Come on, little buddy.
Breathe.
Hey, guys, back off.
He needs some space.
I'll give you
some space.
I said give me some space.
Hang tight, little buddy.
I'll get some help.
- (guns cocking)
- Evening, officers.
- Whoa, whoa. Hold your fire.
- The jewels are safe,
there's a fox passed out
on the floor, and, yes,
I'm dressed like a fish.
Keep up the good work.
(male reporter)
While most of our city
remains skeptical,
the Post is standing by
its story
of a dog thwarting
yesterday's jewelry robbery.
According to eyewitnesses,
the animal displayed
uncommon strength...
I knew it.
The police have yet to comment
on this strange report
and the mayor's office
has only said...
My creation!
They mention me?
Anything about a thief
with amazing hair?
If the reports
of the superdog
are true...
You're a superhero.
You're a hairy,
four-legged superhero.
You know what?
You're like Superman
with a flea collar.
No, no. No, I'm not.
You saved those people.
I know,
and it felt good.
But I can't do this.
Someone's going
to recognize me
and take me back.
Take you back?
- Uh... take me back to normal
- Turn you back to normal.
I know. You ever
read comic books?
Huh?
Look, it's just
a normal guy.
He puts on a cape,
takes off the glasses,
and he's a superhero.
- And people fall
for that stuff?
- Yeah.
You're a mild-mannered
dog and that's your
secret identity.
All you need
is a costume.
Well, as long as
I don't look ridiculous.
Am I standing?
I can't feel my legs.
- You're "Bumbledog."
- Hey, whoa. No stripes.
They make me look fat.
Who am I supposed to be,
Sherlock Bones?
Count Dogula?
OK. This is why
dogs bite people.
- It's perfect. Underdog.
- Underdog.
Hmm. I like it.
It's my dad's
old college sweater.
But we'll need
to make it work.
What do I do if your dad's
around and I got to...
...you know, take off?
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