When this business is over...
I never want
to see you again.
Oh, you're here.
Good.
Yes.
Won't you come in?
Yes.
Sorry I'm late. I had to wait
till everybody left the theater.
It was opening night, and there was a party.
What can I tell you?
You can tell me why you only brought two chairs.
We made a deal for three.
- Well, yes, I tried, but...
- Where's the other chair?
Where is the other chair?
- [Gasping]
- Do you know what I went through
to raise money for those chairs?
- Shh. Come on. You're gonna ruin everything.
- [Growling]
What's the matter with you people?
Every time we meet, you go for my throat.
What happened
to the other chair?
There is a thief
in our company.
It's terrible.
He sold the chair to a Finnish aerialist
for 10 rubles.
A Finnish aerialist?
Yes. He works at the fair,
just outside of town.
- Can I have my 30 rubles now, please?
- Twenty!
- [Growling]
- Y-Y-Yes. Sorry. Twenty.
Twenty. Twenty. Twenty.
Shh. Shh. Shh.
- Again the throat.
- Here. Here's your money.
Twenty. Thank you.
Tell me, why are you
so interested in these chairs?
- Shut up.
- Oh. That's the reason.
Bye.
[Sighs]
Well, don't give up,
old friend.
Remember the famous
Russian proverb:
"The hungrier you get,
the tastier the meal."
On the other hand,
the French have a proverb:
Merde.!
Thy love will banish sorrow
Thy love shall cleanse
my grief
The sun
will shine tomorrow
My a-a-a-a-anguish
Will be brief
Oh, foolish man.
Foolish, foolish
man that I am.
I must not weep.
I must count my blessings.
My blessings.
[Laughing]
I don't want to live!
Ooh.
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
[Sighs]
Thy love shall banish sorrow
Thy love
shall cleanse my grief
[Carnival Band]
[Chattering]
- [Drumroll]
- The chair!
[Audience Gasps]
Come down, you thief!
Come down here
this instant!
That's my chair!
Do you hear me?
My chair!
[Audience Gasps]
Listen, you!
That's my chair!
Get down, you fool!
Get down! You'll kill us both!
I want that chair.
Give me that chair!
[Audience Gasps]
[Carnival Music Resumes]
[Chattering]
[Whimpering]
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord,
your lamb is lost.
Please help me.
Oh, please help me, Lord.
Thank you.
[Screams]
It's mine! Do you hear?
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Mine! Mine!
Very nice.
Very nice, indeed.
A partner in the firm...
running off with
the company's assets!
[Yelling]
So you wanna play horsey, huh?
Mine! Mine! Mine!
[Gasps]
[Both Grunting]
Father Fyodor!
- Need a hand, mon pre?
- Oh, come on, God!
[Panting, Whimpering]
[Laughing]
[Laughs]
The chairman of the board.
- Where is he?
- Yah, yah, yah.!
Yah, yah, yah!
Yah, yah, yah!
Ah, hate! Hate! Hate!
[Fyodor Chuckles]
God sees.
God sees all.
Why do you think
he gave me the strength...
to climb straight up a mountain wall
and deny the same to you?
There must be some reason.
Yah-dee-tah-tah!
Oh, God, how I hate him!
He mustn't get away!
He mustn't get away!
He mustn't get...
Mustn't get away. Mustn't get away.
Fear not,
my dear marshal.
He will not get away.
As a matter of fact,
he can't get away.
There's no way down. Come on.
I'll show you. Come on.
See? No way down.
[Chuckling]
There's no way down.
He can't get down.
He's trapped.
He's trapped.
You're trapped!
You're tra-a-a-apped!
Yah, yah, yah!
- Yah, yah, yah! Yah, yah, yah!
- [Laughing]
Yah, yah, yah, yah...
[Grunting]
Ah. It stopped raining.
It's very quiet.
What do you suppose he's doing?
Do you think
he found the jewels?
Shh, shh, shh.
In a moment...
the jury will bring in
a verdict.
Oh, Lord,
you're so strict! Oh!
Tsk.
Well, the last chair
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《十二把椅子》是个极其有趣的讽刺故事。它通过一个贵族出身的小公务员和一个流氓找寻十二把藏有财富的椅子的曲折离奇经历,尖锐地讽刺了许多卑污可笑的现象。
导演: 梅尔·布鲁克斯
编剧: 梅尔·布鲁克斯
主演: 朗·穆迪 / 弗兰克·兰格拉 / 多姆·德路易斯
类型: 喜剧 / 冒险
制片国家/地区: 美国
语言: 英语 / 俄语
上映日期: 1970-10-28
片长: 94 分钟
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