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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
TRU: Isn't it funny how people on TV lead
the most amazingly perfect lives?
Lucky them, huh?
Anyway, that's me
with my twin brother, Eddie.
Can you tell I'm obsessively
attached to my camera?
My dad says if I could've,
I probably would've filmed my own birth.
And my friends? (CHUCKLES)
They love being in my movies!
TRU: Come on,
just jump up there and do it.
You do it.
(TRU GRUNTS)
Denisey?
No.
Don't you think we're getting
a little too old for this?
TRU: Come on! You two would make
the perfect tragic romantic couple.
Jakey!
I'm king of the world.
Cut. Great.
I'm not doing it again.
Why not?
'Cause we're in high school now,
and I have a reputation to protect.
(LAUGHS) Since when?
And, in case you haven't noticed,
Tru won't be happy until she turns
her entire life into a sitcom.
(BELL TOLLING)
And here's another thing.
On TV, no matter how gigantic
your problems are,
by the final commercial, everything's
wrapped up, everybody's happy.
Who wouldn't want to live like that?
Yeah, but talk about
totally predictable and boring.
Hey, reality's harsh.
I would much rather live inside the tube.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie, Tru!
-Eddie, stop it. Stop it now, Eddie.
Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie!
Give me the camera!
You are not a paparazzi!
Eddie! Stop it! Eddie! Stop it!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop it, you guys!
Knock it off!
What is going on here?
He came jumping out at us,
shooting this thing off in our faces.
Um, maybe we ought to take off.
No, come on, you guys don't have to go.
No, it's okay, I'll call you tomorrow.
(EXHALES)
(GRUNTS)
Hmm.
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Proud of yourself?
I'm sure he didn't mean any harm, Tru.
That's what you always say.
I only wanted to be funny.
Well, you weren't, okay?
I mean, I've got, like, big white spots
in front of my eyes,
and you chased away my friends, Eddie.
Can you say you're sorry, honey?
Sorry.
Forgive me, Tru?
All right.
Good.
Eddie, how about you go and work
on your map project, huh?
It's in the den.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Why do you have to act like this?
Me? If I shot a flash off in his eyes,
you would ground me for a month.
Yeah, because you know better.
So does he. Mom, you let him
get away with everything.
Eddie was only trying
to get your attention.
He feels left out
when you're here with your friends.
So whatever he does is
just perfectly fine,
but I can't do anything right?
Is that what I just said?
You don't have to say it.
It's totally all over your face.
-Tru.
-Forget it.
Leave me alone.
(APPLAUSE)
TRU: Hi, Mom.
Oh, honey,
I don't think I've had a chance today
to tell you how very proud of you I am.
Thanks, Mom.
Seriously, Tru.
You're brilliant, you're adorable,
and you have the best taste in clothes.
(LAUGHING)
Well, then, Mom, I think you and Dad
should increase my allowance
by... A hundred dollars a week?
Sure.
(CHEERING)
Okay, here's the deal.
The more I wish
my life could be like a sitcom,
the more it turns into a soap opera.
I mean, I can't really
even talk to my mom,
because not only does she
totally not get me,
but she's always so busy
dealing with Eddie.
Then there's my dad.
Do you know he actually operates
on people's brains?
Ew. That's, how gross?
Anyway, he's hardly ever here,
and frankly, sometimes
I think he likes it better that way.
Anyway, does it seem a little bit psycho
that I'm keeping this video journal?
Not to me. In fact,
here's 101 reasons why I'm doing it.
(EXHALES) Reason one,
when I'm incredibly famous
and have my own show,
I'll put this journal out on video
so everybody could see
what my life was really like.
Reason two,
in case foreign agents break in
and drain my memory,
I'll still have this tape
as a record of my life.
Reason three,
I really, really need something
that's completely and privately mine.
Anyway, I haven't actually come up
with reasons 4 through 101 yet,
but I promise when I do,
I'll get back to you.
EDDIE: Fork, knife, spoon.
TRU: Is Dad home yet?
GINNY: No.
One of his patients had
some sort of post-op complication.
Jeez, I can't even imagine
being a surgeon like he is.
That's why we have to be really mellow
when he gets home.
What's for dinner?
Chicken, twice-baked potatoes, broccoli.
No, no, no, Tru, we need it.
-We need...
-No.
-Yes, we do.
-Eddie, we don't need those...
EDDIE: We do need them. Miss Tarr said
that's how you set the table.
But tonight, we don't need them.
Fork, knife, spoon. We need them, Tru.
-Eddie, no.
-We need them, Tru.
Hey, let him set the table
the way he wants, okay?
Mom, it's my night to do the dishes.
I don't want to have to wash something
that we're not even gonna use.
If it's such a big deal,
I'll do the dishes.
That's not the point.
I think the point is you want
to argue about everything today.
You know, you're so worried about
not hurting Eddie's feelings
that you act like I don't have
any feelings at all.
Note to self, when I do make
a TV show out of my life,
remind me to cast somebody else as my mom.
TRU: Reasons why I think Eddie might be
the most well-adjusted one
in our entire family.
First, Eddie would never
go out of the house
without bothering to look in the mirror,
like some people I know.
And then, what about the way
she always has to ask
the world's most embarrassing questions?
Excuse me. Hi.
Are these tomatoes really organic?
Or do you just, like,
put the sign up there
to, you know, take advantage of
environmentally-conscious women
like myself?
TRU: And you'd never catch Eddie packing
leftover Chinese food and chopsticks
in my lunch.
Check out the note
in totally fake Chinese writing
that has the "translation" on the back.
Could she possibly be any cornier?
I'm really serious.
I want to know if they're organic or not.
Tru and everybody came home,
and I was really funny.
Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie!
Remember, Tru, when I said it?
Papa-who?
He's saying paparazzi, Dad.
You know, like celebrity photographer.
Paparazzi, oh. Paparazzi, that's funny.
That was real funny, huh?
That's funny! It's funny. It's funny.
It wasn't funny.
Mom, could you pass me
the broccoli, please?
Thank you.
Oh!
-Not again!
-It's okay, honey.
Sit down. I got it.
It's not as if we can
eat the broccoli now.
It's all covered with glass.
I'm sorry, Dad.
(SIGHS)
Come here. Come here.
It's okay. It's okay.
Hey, you know what?
One of these days, we're gonna
go through an entire meal
without dropping or breaking anything.
I know it's gonna happen.
Right.
Come on. It's okay. Sit down.
TRU: Did you know it's fairly common
for baby sharks to attack each other
in the womb?
It's true. We learned it in science.
(ROARS)
(CHOMPS AND BURPS)
TRU: Isn't it funny how people on TV lead
the most amazingly perfect lives?
Lucky them, huh?
Anyway, that's me
with my twin brother, Eddie.
Can you tell I'm obsessively
attached to my camera?
My dad says if I could've,
I probably would've filmed my own birth.
And my friends? (CHUCKLES)
They love being in my movies!
TRU: Come on,
just jump up there and do it.
You do it.
(TRU GRUNTS)
Denisey?
No.
Don't you think we're getting
a little too old for this?
TRU: Come on! You two would make
the perfect tragic romantic couple.
Jakey!
I'm king of the world.
Cut. Great.
I'm not doing it again.
Why not?
'Cause we're in high school now,
and I have a reputation to protect.
(LAUGHS) Since when?
And, in case you haven't noticed,
Tru won't be happy until she turns
her entire life into a sitcom.
(BELL TOLLING)
And here's another thing.
On TV, no matter how gigantic
your problems are,
by the final commercial, everything's
wrapped up, everybody's happy.
Who wouldn't want to live like that?
Yeah, but talk about
totally predictable and boring.
Hey, reality's harsh.
I would much rather live inside the tube.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie, Tru!
-Eddie, stop it. Stop it now, Eddie.
Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie!
Give me the camera!
You are not a paparazzi!
Eddie! Stop it! Eddie! Stop it!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop it, you guys!
Knock it off!
What is going on here?
He came jumping out at us,
shooting this thing off in our faces.
Um, maybe we ought to take off.
No, come on, you guys don't have to go.
No, it's okay, I'll call you tomorrow.
(EXHALES)
(GRUNTS)
Hmm.
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Proud of yourself?
I'm sure he didn't mean any harm, Tru.
That's what you always say.
I only wanted to be funny.
Well, you weren't, okay?
I mean, I've got, like, big white spots
in front of my eyes,
and you chased away my friends, Eddie.
Can you say you're sorry, honey?
Sorry.
Forgive me, Tru?
All right.
Good.
Eddie, how about you go and work
on your map project, huh?
It's in the den.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Why do you have to act like this?
Me? If I shot a flash off in his eyes,
you would ground me for a month.
Yeah, because you know better.
So does he. Mom, you let him
get away with everything.
Eddie was only trying
to get your attention.
He feels left out
when you're here with your friends.
So whatever he does is
just perfectly fine,
but I can't do anything right?
Is that what I just said?
You don't have to say it.
It's totally all over your face.
-Tru.
-Forget it.
Leave me alone.
(APPLAUSE)
TRU: Hi, Mom.
Oh, honey,
I don't think I've had a chance today
to tell you how very proud of you I am.
Thanks, Mom.
Seriously, Tru.
You're brilliant, you're adorable,
and you have the best taste in clothes.
(LAUGHING)
Well, then, Mom, I think you and Dad
should increase my allowance
by... A hundred dollars a week?
Sure.
(CHEERING)
Okay, here's the deal.
The more I wish
my life could be like a sitcom,
the more it turns into a soap opera.
I mean, I can't really
even talk to my mom,
because not only does she
totally not get me,
but she's always so busy
dealing with Eddie.
Then there's my dad.
Do you know he actually operates
on people's brains?
Ew. That's, how gross?
Anyway, he's hardly ever here,
and frankly, sometimes
I think he likes it better that way.
Anyway, does it seem a little bit psycho
that I'm keeping this video journal?
Not to me. In fact,
here's 101 reasons why I'm doing it.
(EXHALES) Reason one,
when I'm incredibly famous
and have my own show,
I'll put this journal out on video
so everybody could see
what my life was really like.
Reason two,
in case foreign agents break in
and drain my memory,
I'll still have this tape
as a record of my life.
Reason three,
I really, really need something
that's completely and privately mine.
Anyway, I haven't actually come up
with reasons 4 through 101 yet,
but I promise when I do,
I'll get back to you.
EDDIE: Fork, knife, spoon.
TRU: Is Dad home yet?
GINNY: No.
One of his patients had
some sort of post-op complication.
Jeez, I can't even imagine
being a surgeon like he is.
That's why we have to be really mellow
when he gets home.
What's for dinner?
Chicken, twice-baked potatoes, broccoli.
No, no, no, Tru, we need it.
-We need...
-No.
-Yes, we do.
-Eddie, we don't need those...
EDDIE: We do need them. Miss Tarr said
that's how you set the table.
But tonight, we don't need them.
Fork, knife, spoon. We need them, Tru.
-Eddie, no.
-We need them, Tru.
Hey, let him set the table
the way he wants, okay?
Mom, it's my night to do the dishes.
I don't want to have to wash something
that we're not even gonna use.
If it's such a big deal,
I'll do the dishes.
That's not the point.
I think the point is you want
to argue about everything today.
You know, you're so worried about
not hurting Eddie's feelings
that you act like I don't have
any feelings at all.
Note to self, when I do make
a TV show out of my life,
remind me to cast somebody else as my mom.
TRU: Reasons why I think Eddie might be
the most well-adjusted one
in our entire family.
First, Eddie would never
go out of the house
without bothering to look in the mirror,
like some people I know.
And then, what about the way
she always has to ask
the world's most embarrassing questions?
Excuse me. Hi.
Are these tomatoes really organic?
Or do you just, like,
put the sign up there
to, you know, take advantage of
environmentally-conscious women
like myself?
TRU: And you'd never catch Eddie packing
leftover Chinese food and chopsticks
in my lunch.
Check out the note
in totally fake Chinese writing
that has the "translation" on the back.
Could she possibly be any cornier?
I'm really serious.
I want to know if they're organic or not.
Tru and everybody came home,
and I was really funny.
Popper-Ozzie! Popper-Ozzie!
Remember, Tru, when I said it?
Papa-who?
He's saying paparazzi, Dad.
You know, like celebrity photographer.
Paparazzi, oh. Paparazzi, that's funny.
That was real funny, huh?
That's funny! It's funny. It's funny.
It wasn't funny.
Mom, could you pass me
the broccoli, please?
Thank you.
Oh!
-Not again!
-It's okay, honey.
Sit down. I got it.
It's not as if we can
eat the broccoli now.
It's all covered with glass.
I'm sorry, Dad.
(SIGHS)
Come here. Come here.
It's okay. It's okay.
Hey, you know what?
One of these days, we're gonna
go through an entire meal
without dropping or breaking anything.
I know it's gonna happen.
Right.
Come on. It's okay. Sit down.
TRU: Did you know it's fairly common
for baby sharks to attack each other
in the womb?
It's true. We learned it in science.
(ROARS)
(CHOMPS AND BURPS)
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