玩具总动员3 Toy Story 3 (2010)【完整台词】

(LAUGHING)

Money, money, money. Hey!

(GROANING)

You got a date with justice,
One-Eyed Bart.

Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man.

(MRS. POTATO HEAD EXCLAIMING)

One-Eyed Betty!

Whoa! Whoa!

- (YELLING)
- (MR. POTATO HEAD CACKLING)

(GASPS)

I think you dropped something, mister.
- Jessie?
- Give it up, Bart!

You've reached the end of the line!

I always wanted to go out with a bang!

- Oh, no!
- The orphans!

Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.

(CAR HONKING)

Ooh!

It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff.
Take your pick.

Whoo-hoo!

- Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
- Hee-yah!

Hold him steady!

Woody, hurry!

(GASPING)

No!
(MUFFLED THUD)

Glad I could catch the train!

Now let's catch some criminals.

To infinity and beyond!

- (LAUGHS)
- Whoo-hoo!

ALIENS: Ooh!

Reach for the sky.

You can't touch me, Sheriff!

I brought my attack dog
with a built-in force field.

(WHISTLES)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

(ROARING)

Huh?

Evil Dr. Pork Chop!

That's Mr. Evil Dr. Pork Chop to you.

(LAUGHS)

(ROARS)

(WHIMPERS)

(MONKEYS SCREAMING)

(YELLS)

(GRUNTS)

(CACKLING)

(ANDY CACKLING)

ANDY: "Buzz,
shoot your laser at my badge."

"Woody, no. It'll kill you."
"Just do it!"

(MIMICS LASERFIRE)

(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

"You're going to jail, Bart."
(YELLS) "Watch out!"

(ANDY'S MOM LAUGHING)

Mom!

ANDY'S MOM: No, no, no. Just keep
playing. Just pretend I'm not here.

Oh, no, Molly!

No, it's okay, Mom.
It's a 50-foot baby from outer space.

And she's on a rampage.
Run for your lives!

Buster, get out of there.
Does the red light mean it's going?

(SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Come on.
Say "Happy birthday" to Molly.

- Happy birthday!
- ANDY'S MOM: Oh, charming.

Happy birthday!

ANDY'S MOM:
Look how tall you're getting.

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

(LAUGHS)

"I came as fast as I could.
Buzz, behind you!"

"Got it, Woody."

VOICE BOX:
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

"Good work, Buzz."

Yee-haw!

(MIMICKING AIRPLANE)

(LAUGHING)

Okay, places, everyone.
Come on, come on. Get in position.

Wait! I can't find my other eye.

- All right, whose foot's in my face?
- It's mine. Give it back.

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

(SHUSHING)

Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to ya?

Yes. No.

(STAMMERING) I mean, why would
I mind squeezing next to you?

(CLEARING THROAT)

Is it hot in here?

Oh! Here they come!

Sarge, you got it?

Mission accomplished.

REX: Hooray!

(LAUGHS)

Careful. Careful!

- JESSIE: Ooh!
- Oh!

All right, guys. We got one shot at this.
Everyone ready?

We're ready, Woody. Let's do it!

Okay, Buzz. Make the call.

(EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY)

(RINGING)

BUZZ: Target is on approach.

WOODY: Just like
we rehearsed it, guys.

(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

Hello?

Hello? Anyone there?

(GROANS) Molly, stay out of my room!

MOLLY: I wasn't in your room.

ANDY: Then who was messing
with my stuff?

MOLLY: It wasn't me.

MR. POTATO HEAD:
Well, that went well.

He held me! He actually held me!

HAMM: Oh, this is just sad.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Who we kiddin'?
The kid's 17 years old.

SLINKY: We ain't ever
gettin' played with.

(SIGHS)

Guys, hey, hold up.

We need a staff meeting.
Everyone! A staff meeting!

(GROANS) Not again!

Oh, come on. Slink,
gather everyone up.

Uh, we are gathered, Woody.

Okay. First off,

we all knew Operation Playtime
was a long shot.

More like a misfire.

But we've always said this job isn't
about getting played with. It's about...

Being there for Andy. We know.

But we can try again! Right?

I'm callin' it, guys.
We're closing up shop.

ALL: What?

Andy's going to college any day now.

- That was our last shot.
- (UNHAPPILY) Oh.

BUZZ: We're going
into attic mode, folks.

Keep your accessories
with you at all times.

Spare parts, batteries, anything
you need for an orderly transition.

Orderly? Don't you get it? We're done!
Finished! Over the hill!

Hey, hey, hey, now. Come on, guys.
We all knew this day was coming.

HAMM: Yeah, but now it's here.

Look, every toy goes through this.
No one wants to see...

Hey, Sarge! What are you doing?

War's over, folks.
Me and the boys are moving on.

- Moving on?
- You're going AWOL?

We done our duty. Andy's grown up.

And let's face it,
when the trash bags come out,

we army guys are the first to go.

- Trash bags?
- Who said anything about trash bags?

It has been an honor serving with you.
Good luck, folks.

You're gonna need it.

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait!

- (YELPS) We're getting thrown away?
- No. No one's getting thrown away.

MR. POTATO HEAD:
How do you know?

- (GASPING) We're being abandoned!
- We'll be fine, Jessie.

- So why did Sarge leave?
- Should we leave?

- I thought we were goin' to the attic.
- Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Quiet!

No one's getting thrown out, okay?
We're all still here.

I mean, yeah,
we've lost friends along the way.

- Wheezy and Etch and...
- Bo Peep?

Yeah. Even Bo.

All good toys
who've gone on to new owners.

But through every yard sale, every
spring cleaning, Andy held on to us!

He must care about us,
or we wouldn't be here.

You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in
the attic. It'll be safe and warm...

- And we'll all be together.
- Exactly!

There's games up there,
and books, and...

- The race car track!
- The race car track. Thank you!

- And the old TV.
- There you go, the old TV.

And those guys from the Christmas
decorations box. They're fun, right?

- (MR. POTATO HEAD MUMBLES)
- Yeah.

And someday, if we're lucky,
Andy may have kids of his own.

And he'll play with us then, right?

We'll always be there for him.

Come on, guys.
Let's get our parts together, get ready,

and go out on a high note.

I'd better find my other eye.

Where'd you leave it this time?

Someplace dark. And dusty.

Come on. Let's see how much
we're going for on eBay.

Don't worry. Andy's gonna
take care of us. I guarantee it!

You guarantee it, huh?

I don't know, Buzz.
What else could I say?