"The Street" Episode #2.3(2007)【完整台词】

...myself and Horsethief, to retire.

And to return again

with the proper recommendations.

- All those in favor say aye.

- Aye.

- All those opposed.

- No!

Now, lookit, here's a horse

that's got a chance...

- A hunch. A hunch. A hunch.

- Proceed with the hunch.

In the 3rd at Tropical,

there's a 2-year-old entitled Dance Girl.

Since that was Her Highness'

former profession...

- All those in favor say aye.

- Aye.

- Opposed.

- No! No!

Listen, it's silly to risk our dough

on my hunch.

Anybody knows that a hunch

can make a dollar faster than a expert.

Meeting adjourned.

Can we make Philadelphia

by tonight, Pinks?

Philadelphia's a long ways,

Your Highness.

We'll make Philadelphia.

Come in.

Excuse me, but I put some

hot chicken soup in this thermos...

...so you will have it for your trip.

You've been very kind,

Miss Lefkowitz.

Mind you, I think this whole trip is plain

meshuga, but I'd like to help a little.

- You've done enough already.

- All right...

...so $5 more wouldn't hurt.

Oh, go ahead, take it.

- Take it.

- Thanks very much.

And give my love to Miss Shumberger

and her husband.

- Sure, we're gonna stay with them.

- Yeah, that's fine.

When you will think of it,

will you send me a postcard?

Sure.

Goodbye, my dear Her Highness.

I hope the sun brings strength

back into your bones.

God bless you...

...both.

That was real nice of you.

The old lady deserved a break.

- Forget the pushing.

- You're going in state.

- Smooth that out.

- Through the courtesy of some citizens...

And a filly named Dance Girl,

we've collected enough...

To send you Miami-wards in style.

- Compartment or drawing room?

- At 38-to-1, maybe a private car.

- Are you sure?

- Absolutely.

That is, absolutely, as soon as

Horsethief gets the results...

...from a character

named Bookie Bob.

Hello, Bookie Bob?

What's with the 3rd at Tropical?

- One, please.

- Now, where do you think you're going?

- Through the tunnel.

- Let's not argue, please. We're in a hurry.

Oh, you are, are you?

You can't wheel nobody

through the Holland Tunnel.

What about that sign?

- This is a vehicle.

- It's a wheelchair.

It's got wheels,

that makes it a vehicle.

Wheels, vehicle.

Wait a minute. I'll have to check that.

Hey, Lou...

...is a wheelchair a vehicle?

- No.

- There's your answer.

But on the other hand, yes.

Hey, sergeant.

Are wheelchairs vehicles?

- Certainly not.

- You're blocking traffic.

But could be.

Oh, captain.

- Are wheelchairs vehicles?

- Of course not.

Come on, get moving.

Well, maybe.

- What are you gonna do about it?

- We better check it in the rule book.

Ten years I been in the department, I never

saw anything like this before in my life.

This ain't no time for bottlenecks.

Hey, what's the big idea?

Hey, what is this?

I'm on a tight schedule.

- The authorities can't make up their minds.

- Ignore the ape, Pinks.

- You got a negative attitude, lady.

- Kindly address no further remarks to me.

Nothing about wheelchairs in here.

- We better call up the mayor.

- The tunnel commissioner.

- We gotta do something.

- Will you moolies make up your minds?

- We'll have to let them go through.

- Start pushing, Pinks.

I have to roll behind this buggy

through the tunnel?

- Keep a civil tongue or I'll run you in.

- We have the right of way.

I gotta get to Baltimore.

It's vital to national defense.

Can't I give them a hitch?

A swell idea.

I think he deserves a free ride

through the tunnel for that.

You're right, McCarty.

All right, back to your posts.

Okay, I'll give you a lift to Baltimore.

- Make it Washington and it's a deal.

- Washington?

Why, you're crazy.

That's 50 miles out of my way.

- Start pushing, Pinks.

- Okay, lady. I'll sign.

I met a lot of dames in my life, but I never

met nobody like you. Knock wood.

Hey, the next time you go to Jersey,

use the bridge.

We're not going to Jersey,

we're going to Florida.

Florida?

I'm just going to pretend

he didn't say that.

Right on the button, Pinks.

Everything just the way I figured it.

Yeah, sure is nice here.

Sun's warming me up already.

- Violette.

- Pinks.

Hi, Pinks.

- Oh, Pinks.

- Oh, Violette.

- How are you, Nicely?

- Your Highness, you made it.

Eleven days flat, Violette.

You look wonderful.

I can't believe you walked all the way.

Well, I used my evil eye

and got a few hitches.

- We got your room all ready.

- It's all fixed up.

Great. I won't be bothering you

very long. I got plans.

By the way, what's the best store

for tropical outfits?

There's a nice shop

on Washington Avenue.

I guess you're a girl for Lincoln Road.

If it's the best, I am. Pinks, go get me

some pajamas to choose from.

- But, Your Highness...

- Don't argue with me.

Nicely, drag me inside,