"The Street" Episode #2.3(2007)【完整台词】

You'll like what I tell you to like.

Thanks, kid.

Thank you, Miss Lyons.

You cut a big hole

in "Help Wanted, Male."

Hello, Violette.

Her picture was on the other side.

Do you think Miss Lyons

would autograph it if I ask?

Seems to me you got enough

photographs of her.

She's kind of like my ideal.

She's Case Ables' sweet pea,

and I don't want any part of him.

- Oh, he's not so bad.

- Oh, sure. He's wonderful.

You should have him arrested

for making you lose your job.

- I'll get another one.

- Bussing?

Sure.

You could be something, Pinks.

- Ain't you got any ambition?

- Not much.

You can't spend your life

giving out butter and filling glasses.

Why not? Oh, I don't like day jobs.

They cage you in.

I wanna see things in the light

because I got a lot to check on.

You know, you're an intellectual, Pinks.

Now, me, I'm strictly

a no high school girl.

I like New York.

- Hello, Pinks.

- How are you, Nicely Nicely?

Oh, nicely, nicely, thank you.

Oh, that's Miss Violette Shumberger.

- How do you do?

- Hello.

I've heard a lot about you.

Oh, I have a slight message

for you, Pinks.

- From who?

- Miss Gloria Lyons told me to tip you...

...to see her on the double quick

in reference to the payroll.

You see, Violette?

You got her all wrong.

Show me the envelope

with the cash in it, and I'll apologize.

Well, so long, everybody.

- So long.

- Goodbye.

I sure admire your style.

Gee, we could play

a great game of doubles.

What kind of talk is this?

Well, you see, a fat guy

is always listening to love stories...

...but he ain't never got any to tell.

Aren't you nice, Mr. Nicely Nicely.

Would you like to come upstairs...

...and see my kitchen?

You said kitchen?

I sure would, Miss Shumberger.

Violette, with a double T, E.

Are you still here?

I told you, Miss Lyons

said she wanted to see me.

Yeah? What do you want she should do?

Dance up the steps and get you?

Please wait around backstage

or you'll have to pay cover charge.

- Everything all right, Mr. Reed?

- Fine.

I'd even be better if you could get

Miss Lyons to join us for a drink.

I'm sorry, she already has a commitment.

Engaged to Mr. Case Ables.

- Too bad.

- However...

...since she is a girl who is strictly

interested in the higher income brackets...

...and since, if you'll forgive me,

you are a citizen of means...

Follow me, kid.

Get out of here, you peeping Tom!

Hello, Baby, darling.

Hello, honey.

- Did you give Baby his vitamin B?

- I sure did, and took some myself.

Listen, hippo, that's hair,

not spaghetti.

I thought you laid

an egg tonight, honey.

Don't be vulgar.

I can only remark, it ain't sensible

to be flirting around in front of Mr. Ables.

Your bracelets are getting

pretty old-fashioned.

You could shut your mouth.

We got a guest.

Blow, Ruby, I'm tired.

Tell the headwaiter I wanna see him.

Okay.

Come here, Droopy.

I owe you a break.

What do they call you?

- Little Pinks.

- Little Pinks?

That's not a name,

that's a toothbrush.

My name's really Pinkerton, but I got

a brother that's shorter than I am...

...so they call him Big Pinks.

I'm taller than he is,

so they call me Little Pinks.

It used to be sort of a family joke.

See, when we were kids...

I got you a job.

You don't have to talk me to death.

Thanks. I've always wanted

to work in a classy...

Don't knock yourself out.

I may change my mind.

Go see the headwaiter.

I got it all fixed.

I got a report you went on the so-and-so

for Decatur Reed.

- Evaporate.

- That's my special little pond.

So you keep your line out

or I'll scratch your pretty little eyes.

This is really absurd.

Get her, making out

like she's a duchess.

Listen, Your Highness, I got a left jab

that'll knock your royal teeth out.

That dame is a lump of mud.

- Your Highness.

- What was that crack?

Your Highness. I was just thinking,

it does sort of fit you.

Are you kidding?

Go away. I can't stand any more.

Thanks.

Thanks very much...

...Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Not bad.

That's him.

Are you the kid Miss Lyons

wants to get a job as busboy?

- Yeah.

- Union man?

- Experience?

- Mindy's, Joe's Green Room, and 44 Club.

You look kind of shmeary to me,

but I owe that dame a little favor...

...on account of she loaned me money

for my upper plate.

Fifteen bucks a week. Hours, 6 to 3.

The usual percent of tips.

- Deal?

- Sure.

- Report tomorrow, 9.

- Thanks, and will you?

Will you tell Her Highness

I'm very much obliged?

- Her Highness?

- Her Highness?

Hey, Ruby.

Move your big fat feet.

Coming, Your Highness.

These are very choice.

Better Times blooms.

- Five dollars the doz.

- They're lovely.

Okay, wrap them up.