12条圣诞狗狗 The 12 Dogs of Christmas (2005)【完整台词】

[ SLOW CHRISTMAS MEDLEY PLAYS ]

[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

HI, MR. LAWSON.

I'M COLLECTING TODAY.

[ CHANGE RATTLES ]
CAN'T AFFORD IT NO MORE, EM.

TAKE US OFF YOUR LIST.

[ BELL RINGING ]

♪ ...ALL IS BRIGHT ♪

♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN... ♪

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

DAD.
[ CHANGE RATTLES ]

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

[ SIGHS ]

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?
I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU!

COME ON, EM.
IT'S ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

I'M GONNA COME AND GET YOU
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

COME ON, NOW.

YOU'RE --
YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN THAT.

YOU ARE GONNA LIKE
YOUR AUNT DELORES.

SHE CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE YOU.

DO YOU PROMISE
YOU'LL COME AND GET ME?

OH, BY CHRISTMAS.

PROMISE?

I WILL.
CROSS YOUR HEART
AND HOPE TO DIE?

I PROMISE,
CROSS MY HEART.

CROSS MY HEART.

[ BARKING ]

HI, THERE.
PUPPIES FOR ME?

JUST KEEP COMING,
MRS. STEVENS.

NINE MORE DOGS
FOR THAT ORPHANAGE OF YOURS.

YEAH, ALL ADDRESSED TO
THE DOG LADY OF DOVERVILLE.

GUESS THAT WOULD BE YOU.

OKAY, LET'S SEE --

"DOG LADY," "DOG LADY,"
"DOG LADY,"

[ GASPS ] HI!
WE GOT A POODLE HERE. YES.

I'LL TAKE THESE GUYS.

GOOD BOY.

[ BARKING ]

JUST SET IT IN THERE.

THANK YOU.

JUST PUT THOSE
OVER HERE.

OKAY, THANK YOU.

[ BARKING AND WHINING ]

OH! HI, SWEETHEART, YES.

WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU
A NICE HOME.

OKAY. CAN YOU GET
THE POODLE, PLEASE?

HERE, LET ME HELP.

I DON'T NEED NO HELP
FROM A GIRL.

OBVIOUSLY YOU DO.

NO. STOP.

STOP!

JUST LEAVE IT.

[ BARKS ]
LEAVE IT!

I GOT IT!
L-LEAVE IT!

OHH!

GIRLS ARE WORTHLESS!

OH! COME HERE, BOY.
COME ON.

MAX!

HMM.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

THE DOGS WILL GO.

THAT'S WHAT I PROMISED.

THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO.

IT WAS AFTER
THE UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT...

[ WHISPERING ]

...THAT THIS TOWN ROSE UP
AND DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE.

"CITY ORDINANCE 109,
SECTION 2,

"DECEMBER 1906 --

"FORTHWITH, IT SHALL
BE UNLAWFUL

FOR A DOG TO RESIDE, BARK,
BREED, OR FOUL --"

THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

THAT LAW, MY FRIENDS, CREATED BY
YOUR REVERED PREDECESSORS,

ONCE DEFINED THIS TOWN.

AND SO IT SHALL AGAIN.

TO THAT END,

I HAVE DULY APPOINTED
MR. NORMAN DOYLE

DOGCATCHER OF DOVERVILLE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND I AM PROUD TO SAY
THAT NORMAN IS MY BROTHER.

[ LAUGHS ]

THANK YOU, NOBEL.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

UH, ON MY HONOR,

I WILL DO MY BEST
TO DO IN THE DOGS OF --

I MEAN, TO DO, UH, MY DUTY
BY THE DOGS OF DOVERVILLE.

AND I PROMISE TO MAKE
MY BROTHER NOBLE PROUD OF ME.

[ CAT MEOWS ]
[ LAUGHS ]

OLD SCRATCH HERE CAN SMELL
A DOG A MILE AWAY.

AND AS FOR ME, WELL,
Y'ALL KNOW I HATE DOGS.

I HATE 'EM, SO...

[ LAUGHS ]
RRRR!

[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

[ GASPING ]

[ PANTING ]

HERE, BOY.
C-COME HERE.

COME HERE, MAX.
IT'S OKAY.

COME HERE.

HERE, BOY.
HERE, BOY.

YEAH, GOOD JOB.
GOOD JOB, MAX.

[ GASPING ]

COME ON, COME ON, MAX.
COME ON.

GET IN!
MIKE, GET IN!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LADY?
GIVE ME THAT DOG!

COME ON, MELVIN!
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!

GO! GO!

FASTER, MOM! FASTER!
HURRY!

THEY'RE CATCHING UP!

GO! GO!

AAH! AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]
GOODBYE, DOGCATCHER.

OH! WE'LL GET 'EM
NEXT TIME, SCRATCH.

[ MEOWS ]

[ CROW CAWING ]

I'M EMMA.

ARE YOU AUNT DELORES?

WHATEVER YOU'RE PEDDLING,
I'M NOT INTERESTED.

NOW GET ON OUT OF HERE.

MY DAD WROTE YOU
THAT I WAS COMING.

WHO'S YOUR DAD?

YOU'RE DOUGLAS O'CONNOR'S
GIRL?

THAT RAT!

I AM NOT YOUR AUNT,

AND I AM NOT THE DUMB DORA
HE TAKES ME FOR!

DID HE SEND YOU HERE?

HE WROTE YOU A LETTER.

WELL, I NEVER GOT IT.

AND YOU CAN JUST GO RIGHT BACK
AND TELL YOUR DEAR DADDY

THAT YOUR AUNT DELORES
IS DEAD AND BURIED.

COME ON.

AND BURNED!
COME ON.

AND SPRINKLED OVER THE OCEAN
AS FAR AS HE IS CONCERNED.

NOW SIT BACK.

WHERE YOU FROM,
SWEETHEART?

PITTSBURGH...

THE GRAVE OF THE WORLD.

WELL, YOU CAN'T EXPECT
THE CHILD

TO FIND HER WAY BACK
TO PITTSBURGH.

MY DAD'S COMING BY CHRISTMAS.

HE'S COMING HERE?

WELL, GO WAIT FOR HIM
SOMEPLACE ELSE.

OH!

DELORES,
FOR GOODNESS' SAKES!

YOU COME BACK HERE, CHILD.

OKAY.

BUT LOOK, YOU NEED TO GET
SOMETHING REAL STRAIGHT --

I AM NOT YOUR AUNT,
AND I DID NOT GET A LETTER.

YOUR GOOD-FOR-NOTHING FATHER
AND I MAY HAVE...

BEEN, WELL...NEVER MIND.

BUT DON'T YOU THINK
FOR ONE MINUTE

YOU AND ME ARE FAMILY.

OH! SUCH A RAT!

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAD
LIKE THAT.

[ LAUGHING ]

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WASH
THAT SMART MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP?

OH, HER BARK'S A LOT WORSE
THAN HER BITE.

YOU KNOW,
I BET YOU'RE HUNGRY.

YOU CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.
YOU FIX YOUR OWN FOOD.

ANH-ANH. UNH.

DELORES,
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.

OHH!

I AM GOING TO KEEP TRACK,
YOU KNOW.

AND WHAT'S MORE,
I EXPECT YOU TO GET A JOB

AND PAY YOUR OWN WAY.

I'M SURE HE DIDN'T
GIVE YOU ANY MONEY.

HE COULD IF HE WANTED.

GIRLS DON'T GET JOBS,
DELORES.

OF COURSE THEY DO.

WE VOTE, WE WORK,
WE TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES.

IT'S CERTAINLY BETTER SHE LEARNS
TO LOOK AFTER HERSELF

BEFORE SHE FINDS OUT
THE HARD WAY

YOU SURE CAN'T TRUST A MAN
TO DO IT.

I'VE HAD A JOB BEFORE.

IN FACT, YOU CANNOT
TRUST A MAN, PERIOD.

WHAT ABOUT THAT LOVELY WOMAN
WITH ALL THE ORPHAN DOGS?