欢乐好声音 Sing (2016)【完整台词】

Are you okay?

Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you.

How are you?

Okay, Johnny! Let's get you out here!

And you guys, you've got to work on that routine!

Take it away, Johnny!

You can't just sing it, you've got to show the fire and desire!

The fire went out a long time ago.

- What?
- Look, I can't even keep count of the steps!

Ugh! Counting schmounting!

She sings too much with her head, right?

Ja, ja, see?

Forget the steps and just like...

Let the music take control of your body parts.

My body parts are not responding, okay? It's never gonna happen.

I should just be getting groceries.

- Rosita, no...
- Rosita, come on!

Please, like, don't go.

Psst! Hey! Hey! Down here.

Have you seen three nasty-looking bears out there?

- Uh, no.
- Oh, great.

Hey, by the way, I love your act. Seriously.

The part where you fall flat on your face...

That cracks me up every time.

See you around, porky.

Aw, man.

Johnny, uh, I know I'm asking a lot of you...

Mr. Moon, I'm really trying, I promise.

What about your backup song? Have you practiced that?

Uh, well, not yet.

Well, why don't we go back and work on that one, okay?

I mean, look, if you play like that in front of Nana Noodleman...

Johnny?

Hey!

We are set for life now, boys!

Oh. Oh. What's going on?

Where's Johnny?

He's not here.

Run!

Oh! I'm dead.

Okay, wait, let me see...

No, Mom, I have not made any friends.

What do you think this is, kindergarten?

If you hadn't squealed to the cops, I wouldn't be in here right now.

Honey, when are you getting out?

I'm only gonna be in here for a few years.

Well, where'd you hide the money?

Where were you?

Um, well, the thing is, I went to get gas...

Don't lie to me!

Um, I was at a rehearsal.

Rehearsal? For what?

I was at a singing contest.

Look, Dad...

I'm sorry, I just don't want to be in your gang.

I want to be a singer.

- Singer? - Look, Dad, no, it's okay. I can get the bail money.

There's a prize. It's $100,000.

How did I end up with a son like you, eh?

You're nothing like me.

You never were and you never will be.

I'll get you out! Dad, wait! I'll get the money. I promise!

Johnny! You gave me a fright there.

Sorry, I didn't mean to. I just...

Well, I know it's late, but I could really use some extra piano lessons.

Ah-ha.

Mmm. That's it.

That's good.

You're getting it.

Shoppers are reminded

the store will close in 15 minutes. Thank you.

The lady in aisle six...

That was awesome.

All right.

Mr. Moon, are you sure this is legal?

Uh, I don't know.

But if you keep asking questions, we'll never get this done.

Now, hit it!

- Oh!
- Ahh!

A little higher.

There it is! Thank you!

Hey!

Posters up!

You... Now, run away!

Come back here, you vandals!

Rosita, have you seen my car... Whoa!

Rosita? What the...

What's going on?

Rosita!

Kids, where's Mommy?

Phew!

How's that, Miss Crawly?

- Hey!
- Oh!

Sorry!

Mr. Moon would like everyone to meet backstage before she arrives.

Wow.

You wrote that?

Uh, yeah. Do you like it?

Are you kidding? It's fantastic!

You've got to sing that today!

Mike, you're on first.

Sure. Just a second here.

Honey, I'm busy.

What? I can't hear you.

Rosita and Gunter, you're on after Mike.

- You got it, boss.
- Rosita!

Super cool! You've, like, totally come back!

Okay, Johnny, you follow them.

What? Oh, yeah. I'm ready. Yeah, yeah.

Ash, you're...

After Johnny. I got it.

And Meena. Last chance, kid.

You wanna join these guys out there today?

I would... I just get so scared.

Sure, you do.

But you know how to get over that, right?

Uh, no.

You just start singing!

Do what you love, then you'll be great,

'cause you won't be afraid anymore,

because you'll actually be doing it.

Right?

Uh...

Look, do you love to sing?

I mean, do you really love it?

Of course I do.

Then you face this head on, Meena.

Look, it's like my dad always said,

"Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."

Uh... Okay, I'll do it.

- Great!
- Mr. Moon!

She's here!

Nana!

Oh! Do not even think of embracing me.

You got it. Eddie, please show your nana to the royal box.

Oh, for heaven sakes! I'm perfectly capable of walking.

- You nervous?
- Are you kidding?

I'm absolutely terrified.

Boss, that's his car, isn't it? Right there!

Pull over.

Lapsang souchong, courtesy of Mr. Moon...

- Oh...
- Wonderful.

Honey, the show is starting, all right?

I can't talk now. I gotta go.

Of course I love you.

You think I'd buy you diamond earrings if I didn't...

Where is my money?

Okay, okay, listen, listen.

I just, maybe, kind of, spent it all.

You know?

No, no, please, please, wait! I'll give you the money!

I'll get you $100,000!

Where are you going to get that kind of money?

Moon! Okay?

Moon's got my money.

Who is this "Moon"?

All creatures great and small, welcome to the Moon Theater!

I am your host, Buster Moon, and...

Whoa!

Okay. Behold!

The very first stage lit entirely by squid power!

Yeah!

Beautiful work, guys. Now, just follow me on the beat.

And as you can see, this is no ordinary theater.

This is a palace of wonder and magic.

He's done it! He's really done it, Nana!

Oh! Goodness!

Now, welcome our first contestant.

Whoa!

Which one of you is Moon?

Hey, hey, you can't just barge in here!

You know this guy?

- Mike?
- Right.

Mike here says you got his money, and it's in that box.

No, no, just hold on a moment here.

That's prize money, and it's not Mike's unless he wins it fair and...

- Give him the money!
- Okay! Okay! Hey, hey, take it! The whole chest!

It's yours, okay? All right here.

- Open it.
- Open it?

Me?