It was the best of times, it
was the whompernest of times.
It was just a regular school
day that started out quiet.
Harmless. Downright tender.
But tenderness
never lasts forever,
and before we knew it, that day
would take us to a place
none of us thought
we'd ever go again.
Lecture's over.
Oh, man. I can't believe
we had to sit for a whole hour
listening to Prickly
talk about foot hygiene.
And that was the grossest, most
disgusting video of all time.
It's OK, guys. We've got a whole
hour of recess to get over it.
I don't know, TJ. All that
foot talk kind of made me woozy.
I think I'd better
go see Nurse Kramer.
- Oh.
- Poor guy.
- He'll be OK.
- Indeed.
Beneath that quivering exterior
beats a heart of steal.
- So what'll it be? Kickball?
- Oh, yeah!
No! We gotta do something
that takes my mind off feet.
This would be an excellent time
to try out my new croquet set.
- Cro-what set?
- It's a British game,
very popular with
the upper classes. Shall we?
So we hit each other
with these hammers?
I think I'm gonna
like this game.
Oh, no. You use these mallets
to shoot wickets.
We just need to find
a large, empty field to play on.
That might be
a bit of a problem.
Oh, man,
there's no space anywhere.
It seems my dream of playing
the backyard game of kings
is not to be.
Hey, wait. What about
the old, abandoned playground?
Yeah! No-one ever goes there!
A brilliant idea!
My dream is restored!
Ah, here she is -
the old, abandoned playground.
Now this is more like it.
No one's gonna bug us back here.
Yeah, well, I'm not so sure.
I forgot how eerie
this place was.
The terrible memories
are flooding back to me.
Don't tell me you're worried
because of
what happened last time.
They promised they
wouldn't come here.
I guess that's true.
Excuse me, but I understand
the key to croquet enjoyment
- is to start a croquet game.
- You got it. What do we do?
Everyone take a hoop, spread
out and put them in the ground.
Yeah. And Gretch? Spinelli?
Take it from me.
All you've gotta worry about is
getting your wickets stomped...
- Argh!
- Argh!
Argh!
- Nothing to worry about, huh?
- He, he.
Big Kids, Big Kids, Big Kids.
Arr, arr. You are prisoner.
You come with us.
Hello there, small people.
Any of you hungry?
When I get out of here
I'm making
Kindergartener pancakes.
Quiet, Big Kid. You no
make pancakes. You in jail.
- But we didn't do anything!
- We're croquet enthusiasts.
This goes against every rule
of Big Kid/Kindergartener
relations.
Since the last incident,
the Old Playground has been
designated Big-Kid territory.
Captain Sticky, you're in charge
here. Tell them to let us go.
Captain Sticky
not in charge no more.
You're not?
I demand to know who is.
- Me am in charge!
- Whoa! Me get out of way!
- Me Chief Stinky.
- Never heard of you.
- Me new around here.
- That explains it.
Maybe where you come from,
Big Kids deserve to be tied up.
- But at this school we're nice.
- Big Kid tell lies.
- Not listen to Big Kid!
- What you talking about?
I don't care
if those guys listen, Stinky.
- They already know me.
- You play with Kindergarteners?
- As a matter of fact, I did.
- You trick Kindergarteners.
No. Listen, Stinky, and you'll
see. It was nothing like that.
It was beautiful, although
it started off pretty crumby.
Sort of like today.
Kirby Puckett is the greatest
outfielder that every lived.
You gotta be kidding me. Any of
these guys is twice as good.
- He's short. He's tubby.
- He's got an average of 318.
What about Babe Ruth?
Reggie Jackson? Willy Mays?
None of them
hold a candle to Kirby Puckett.
You wouldn't know talent
if it... Hey, wait a second.
- Don't change the subject.
- No, Teej. Look!
- Huh? What?
- The Old Playground?
I've heard about this place but
I thought it was just a myth.
It hasn't been used
since the seventies.
We shouldn't be here, man.
It really gives me the creeps.
Yeah. Let's... Argh!
- What the...
- Help! Get me down from here!
Oh, no! Kindergarteners!
But where are they coming from?
Get out of here, man!
Go! Save yourself!
Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
TJ!
- Argh!
- Vince! Are you OK?
TJ captured... Gotta help...
You'll be OK, man. You'll be OK.
We came through this clearing
and that's where we...
- He's gone!
- Poor TJ!
His baseball card.
Why did I leave him?
I should have stayed.
I should have done something.
You did what any kid
would have done.
Yeah. Ran and left your friend
hanging there.
Look, they've probably
taken him back to their pen.
We don't have much time.
Let's go.
The place is deserted.
They could be anywhere.
They've probably migrated
to their winter encampment.
But what have they done with TJ?
- Maybe they let him go.
- Maybe he fought his way out.
I'm afraid there's a possibility
of a far less pleasant scenario.
We've got to find him, you guys.
Wherever we have to go, however
long it takes, we must find him.
We're with you, Vince. Let's go.
I understand they use
every part of the tricycle.
The unthinkable has happened -
I am a prisoner
of the Kindergarteners.
Time passes slowly here.
Why they've taken me... What
they're going to do with me...
Who knows?
Even they can't seem to agree.
The one in the paper hat
seems to be their leader.
They call him Captain Sticky...
for obvious reasons.
- Big Kid.
- No. Me TJ.
- Big Kid!
- OK! Whatever you say.
- You food.
- Me? Food? No, not me!
Don't taste good.
Me taste bad. Yucky poo-poo.
- Food!
- Oh, you want to give me food!
You eat! You eat!
Uh... no, that's OK.
I'm not hungry.
- Grr!
- Maybe later?
I'm safe for now.
But I can't help wondering -
are they giving me food out of
some sort of twisted kindness,
or are they just
trying to fatten me up?
Gulp!
Chocolate.
- They were here.
- Yeah, but it's dry.
The trail's cold.
They could be anywhere by now.
- We're not giving up.
- No-one said we were.
Actually,
I may have said something.
But we're not. We're gonna find
TJ or we're gonna die trying.
I've lost
all track of time now.
So far the savages
have left me alone,
but I don't know
how much longer I can hold out.
They nabbed me before lunch
and if I don't eat soon,
it won't matter what they do.
I've got one job now -
staying alive.
Hmm! Nougat!
Can it be?
They're letting me go?
Well uh...
thanks for everything.
I guess I'll just be
hitting the old road.
On second thought, maybe
I'll just hang out for a while.
Nice yardsticks.
Finger-paints! Are you kidding?
That's for Kinder...
Grr!
OK. So who has... got yellow?
Eugh.
- I didn't see nothing!
- We know they were here.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
I... I... OK, OK, they were here!
It was terrible.
Me and the others
was hanging out
on the jungle gym
and suddenly
they was all around us.
We was lucky to get out alive.
- Was a fourth grader with them?
- I don't know.
I said was a fourth grader
with them?
I don't know! I didn't see!
I just ran, OK!
I just ran.
Let him go, Vince.
He didn't see anything.
But I'll tell you one thing,
if there was
a fourth grader with them,
I wouldn't hold out much hope.
I don't know what's going on.
A part of me knows that
what's happening is terrible.
And yet I... I...
I'm having fun!
Nap time.
- Nap!
- No, I'm too old for naps.
Nap!
- Hey, this feels pretty nice.
- Nap good.
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