#REALITYHIGH(2017)【完整台词】

I know them as dudes who get praised

for doing something I learned at age five.

Let's bring out the freshman fish!

Here they are! Come on down! Whoo!

Yeah!

Hopefully a little faster in the water

than they are on the court. Huh? Yeah.

All right, who's ready?

Time to make these little heads

bald, shiny...

I see you saved me a seat.

Oh, actually,

this seat is taken.

I get it. You're pissed.

But the good news is I'm done

with Fousey and...

I'm going to take you back.

Actually, I'm not pissed.

And it's exactly what I said,

someone else is sitting here.

- Hi.

- Oh.

- Hi.

- Whoo!

Everybody, look!

Alexa's standing in the way of love!

Broussard, get back to my office

and stay there!

Miguel, Holly.

- We want to watch the pep rally.

- Yeah.

And now for the sophomore ritual.

Shave! Shave! Shave!

Shave! Shave! Shave!

Shave! Shave!

If your friend posts a picture

and she's really your friend,

you have to respond

with something like,

"OMG, perfect! Who needs Harvard

with hair like that?"

Taylor, I just wanted you

to help me get donations.

Oh. I don't know how to do that.

I'll get it!

Hi! Is Dani here?

Oh! Are you okay?

Is she okay?

She did the same thing when she met Olaf

at Disneyland. She's fine.

I came to talk to you.

Sure, come on in.

- I was a real bitch to you.

- Which time?

I deserve that.

I just came to say sorry.

Last week at the pep rally,

people were doing the same thing to me

that I had been doing to you and...

I felt like shit.

Okay.

I want us to be friends again.

- I don't know.

- Look...

Remember this... from camp?

You were my best friend.

We used to be really close, and I know

it's my fault that we're not anymore.

I'm not saying we'll get back to that,

but I'd like to at least try.

I can't believe you kept this.

Awesome!

Should we, like, hug or something?

Oh, no, that's fine.

We don't have to...

Oh, my God. It's gonna be great.

This is so exciting! Oh, my God!

We're gonna be BFFs again.

Well, I need to leave now, but...

- Oh, okay.

- I'll see ya soon.

Adios, bebita! Bye!

Adios... Amiga.

Taylor, you can get up now.

OMG, are you and Alexa like BFFs now?

This is gonna change my life.

- My God.

- Let's get a pump in.

What do you say?

Oh, yeah.

- Yeah!

- What are you doing?

- You look like an idiot.

- Why?

'Cause I got this sexy girl on my back

with her legs wrapped around my waist

while I murder these squats?

Ooh, you're just jealous.

- In your dreams.

- Mm, looking good.

Thanks. She'll be done by the Bonfire.

Maybe I can pick you up?

Maybe.

I'm really proud of you.

I can't believe that Fox Sports wants

to do a story on you.

That's awesome.

Yeah,

as long as they don't ask me about school.

That's all.

I'm already nervous enough

about being on TV.

Don't worry, I'll be there.

Get a room.

Hey, guys!

Look what I brought.

- Cops.

- Best tequila in town.

- Girl, I was blowing up your phone.

- I know.

- Hi, bebita!

- Oh.

What is this?

Why are you guys hugging?

Well, I apologized

for being a raging bitch,

but we're all friends now.

- Dani's going shopping with us tomorrow.

- Wait, I am?

- She is?

- Yeah.

- That's new.

- Come with us, Dani.

She gets free stuff

if we post while she shops.

- Yeah.

- I got school.

- Don't you got work tomorrow?

- Um, yeah, yeah.

I have to work on a fundraiser

for this dog.

Why don't you do a GoFundMe, bebita?

- I did.

- It's so simple.

I posted it on my wall,

but unless you're Kylie Jenner, you can't

really make any money from that stuff.

Give me one sec.

You sure you wanna do this?

This is Alexa we're talking about.

I know, but we said

we were gonna try to be friends.

I don't trust her.

I'll be fine.

- Cam, come on.

- If you say so.

It's settled!

You're coming with us tomorrow.

Whoa! Oh, my gosh!

Alexa, thank you so much!

Of course.

Cam, this is crazy.

Hey, let's celebrate.

Let's take a selfie together. Come on!

I guess I'm going shopping.

Guys, let's take a selfie.

- Cheese!

- Guys!

Sit down, Miguel.

- Ooh!

- It looks like you have palsy.

Lame!

Hey, I texted you like

five minutes ago about my pic.

Why haven't you liked it yet?

Because it's lame.

- What?

- Miguel?

Thank you.

I thought your photo was nice.