#REALITYHIGH(2017)【完整台词】

Lana's little sister just got dumped, too.

- You do realize that's my aunt, right?

- Step-auntie. Lana!

What's up, babe?

I was thinking we could hook Cam up

with Piper.

O-M-G!

You guys would have,

like, the cutest babies ever.

Piper's hot.

I've dated hot girls, Dad.

Maybe I want a girl

that's more than just... hot.

Whoa.

Is that a good whoa?

My interview is in ten minutes,

and Fiona got me this outfit.

And I don't...

- Freddie!

- What?

I said, do I look okay?

Oh, you, you look... like a model.

I'm gonna go to my locker.

So weird.

Hey, Dani.

Oh. Uh. Hey.

You look really nice.

Thanks.

I have

a really important scholarship interview.

Oh, wow.

We missed you at Biggie's.

Oh, yeah. I, um, I...

we were crazy busy at the clinic.

Ah. You didn't miss anything.

You know.

Except for, uh, what TMZ is reporting

as the most epic high school break up.

Yeah.

That was insensitive.

I shouldn't have said that.

- No. It's fine, you know.

- Sorry.

It's cool. Yeah.

I still owe you a burger.

Veggie burger, that is, yeah.

I'm having a party Saturday.

If you're around, you should come.

Um... yeah.

- Oh?

- Yeah. I think I could probably...

- Oh.

- Ooh. I didn't...

I wanted to make sure that was closed.

Okay.

- I think I could swing that. Mm-hmm.

- It's at noon.

- I'll see you then?

- Cool! I will see you then.

- See you then, right? Yeah.

- Cool.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

- Your class this way?

- I'm, uh...

No. I forgot my paper clips,

- so I'm just gonna...

- Paper clips.

- Yeah.

- That's... yeah.

- I broke my stapler.

- Oh, what's up?

Hi.

- Hey, Lily.

- You're a very brave boy, very brave.

And... Voil, like that.

That guy will never

have to pay puppy support.

- Oh, my God, guess what.

- You aced your interview.

- No. I mean, yes, uh, they loved me.

- Ah!

- Fantastic!

- But that's not it.

Cameron Drake asked me out for real.

That is fan-fricking-tastic!

- Right?

- No!

I don't have anything to wear.

I can't wear my interview outfit

to a party.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- My dad gave me his credit card.

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

You have come to the right place.

I...

I'm going to make you look

like the hottest person at that party,

Hello?

Hello?

You lost?

Wow, you look really nice.

Thanks.

Uh, the party's this way.

Come on.

I did tell you

this was a pool party, right?

Hey, Dani! Prom's not for three months!

- Holy God.

- Don't listen to him.

I got you.

Come on. Let's go.

No, he's right.

I look like NENE Leakes

on Dancing with the Stars.

No, no, no. I don't agree with that.

Oh, my God,

is that Never-Been-Dicked Dani?

She looks kinda hot.

Let's see what Alexa thinks.

- Are you 21? I'm just kidding.

- Yeah.

Here you go.

Yeah, you like that? Get out of here.

- What's up?

- Hey, there he is!

- What's up? You guys remember Dani?

- What up?

- Hey! Dani.

- Dani.

Dani.

- Cameron here has been waiting for you.

- Ah, whoa.

I like that dress.

Yeah, you want some?

- Uh, maybe later.

- Come on.

It's early.

All right. More for me.

- Enjoy.

- Save me some.

Yeah, maybe.

You guys have fun, all right?

Yeah.

Him and Dani though?

- Right?

- Golly.

Hey! Hold my legs.

Come on, let's do this!

- All right.

- I'm the Kegenator!

Yo, Jimbo! Come over here,

put this thing in my mouth!

- Kegenator. Let's do this.

- Three, two, one. Here we go.

Yeah, baby!

I love beer!

Drown that bitch.

Oh, hey, Dani.

OMG, perfect.

I hate you.

We're gonna play beer pong.

- Holly, you wanna come?

- Oh! Yeah. Hold this.

Thank you.

- Shannon.

- Yeah?

Holly needs a partner.

What?

Oh!

- How do I, like...

- I mean, you can throw right here.

- You can go and bounce. Either way.

- You make it in, we give the balls back.

Oh.

Kiss it.

Mnh-mnh. It's our turn now.

Well, I kinda suck.

- You were supposed to be...

- It wasn't even your turn.