#REALITYHIGH(2017)【完整台词】

- Says the man dating Alexa Medina.

- Oh!

- Oh! Got you there.

All right, look.

Okay, okay, Alexa's not that bad.

She does stuff like,

when she volunteered at that hospital.

Were the cameras there?

Man, just admit it.

You're with her

'cause she's the hottest girl in school.

You're the hottest guy in school,

next to me. All right?

Like Darwin said, "Hot people are supposed

to have sex with each other."

- That's not what Darwin said.

- That's not even close.

Whatever, man. It's science.

Yeah, my point is just I think me

and Holly were kinda meant to be.

Why don't you

just buy her a six-pack?

- Why are we friends?

- What? Chicks love six-packs.

I think I'm gonna pee in my pants.

This is a bad idea.

You don't have the best track record

with these people, Dani.

Maybe we should just go back to my place.

Gram is making a mean White Russian.

Be fun.

Okay, Alexa isn't here.

I think I can do this.

And also, I really have to pee.

So I'm just gonna use the washroom.

Okay, well, I'll be here.

I'll be waiting.

Okay, dude.

Ah!

It's now or never. Just say...

Dani.

Open doors much?

It's not her fault.

She's used to doggy doors.

What are you doing here?

Don't you spend your nights

at the kennels with the other bitches?

Come on, guys, let's go.

Everybody's waiting.

Cameron told me what you did for Katsuya.

Stay away from my boyfriend and my dog...

pig breath.

Danielle...

for like f...

Hey, so I was, uh, thinking that maybe...

Save it. We don't have to stay.

What?

Why?

- Wait, why? What happened?

- It doesn't matter. I want to go home!

Okay.

I'm sorry.

This was a bad idea.

I shouldn't have dragged you here.

No, no, it's fine.

It's fine, let's just,

let's get out of here.

It's good.

Sure you don't wanna come up?

I just want to go to bed.

Ahem.

Uh, first I gotta tell you something.

- What?

- I... uh...

- I just got my first paying gig!

- Freddie!

- Yeah. You gotta come.

- That's amazing!

It's just a bar Mitzvah, but get this,

Calvin Harris' agent's son

used to be best friends with the kid.

Okay.

The son of the agent

of the deejay you're obsessed with...

- might be at the party?

- Okay, you joke, but this could be huge.

- Of course I'll be there.

- Good.

'Cause I also need a ride.

Oh, my...

Freddie?

Thank you.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay.

Stupid.

Stupid.

What?

"Go fund me."

"My name is Alexa Medina,

and I'm a huge slut."

Dad!

- Close the door!

- So sorry!

Why are you on Facebook?

And why are you doing your hair?

- Get out.

- Fine.

But you should know your

GoFundMe campaign is not gonna work.

What? Why?

Me and Grandma.

I don't have any money,

and Grandma is dead.

- So what do I do?

- You're so hopeless.

I'll share it for you.

But you need to get some friends

and a new phone.

- Father.

- Daughter.

Oh. You're doing your hair.

Yes.

First impressions go a long way.

- OM effing G!

- Watch your effing mouth!

You're not gonna believe this.

Alexa broke up with Cameron last night,

and guess who she's dating!

- Breathe.

- Fousey.

I love this guy. Everyone's saying

it's so she can get followers.

Breathe.

And you're...

telling me this why?

Just saying.

Sweetie, you've had a crush on Cameron

since the fourth grade.

- Mm-hmm.

- What? I have not.

Yes, you have.

Remember that song we used to sing?

Cameron, Cameron

- We're singing the Cameron song!

- We are.

Cameron, Cameron

- Okay, that's enough. Thank you, I get it.

- Cameron, Cameron

I don't have time for this.

I have to get ready for my interviews.

Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, Cameron

Rise and shine, champ!

You can't qualify for the Olympics

cuddled up in bed with your blanket.

I don't feel good, Dad.

Hmm. You think Michael Phelps

only trains when he feels good? Mnh-mnh.

The best thing

for a broken heart is distraction.

Now get your ass up out that bed

and into that suit!

I don't have a broken heart.

Really?

You know she dumped you for Fousey, right?

That's that YouTube guy.

I never seen you in yoga pants,

but you might not win the champ...

How did you even know about this?

We broke up eight hours ago.

Ah. Lana follows Alexa on The Gram.

Jesus! Everybody at school's

gonna be talking about this.

Mnh-mnh-mnh. So let's give them

something else to talk about.

Look, son. First loves...

they don't mean shit.

Nice, Dad.

Yeah.

I know something

that's gonna cheer you up.