#REALITYHIGH(2017)【完整台词】

and I deny all charges.

Have a seat, Mr. Broussard.

Come on, Broussard.

Take a seat.

Stop licking the board.

Thank you, Principal Dixon.

You're welcome.

And, Broussard, I'm watching you.

- Thank you.

- There you go.

Ugh! Whatever.

Deejays don't need history.

We've got style.

Uh, yes, but you do need to graduate.

Good work as always, Miss Barnes.

Oh, yes, haha.

Good grades are hilarious.

Dani, I don't think that is

what they're laughing at.

What?

- They're gloves for your feet?

- But they're ergonomic.

- Dani, they're feet gloves.

- They're feet gloves.

Hi, bud. Okay.

- Ah, man, what happened to Hodor?

- He tore his Achilles.

The surgery's gonna cost like five grand.

Oh, buddy.

I don't know how, Buddy,

but we're gonna figure it out. Okay?

- I gotta take him down.

- Oh, here.

I got him. Come here.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

Light as a feather. Oh, jeez.

- Get him.

- Okay, I'll find him.

I'll go find him. See ya.

- So weird.

- Dani?

Cameron!

Uh...

What are you...

What are you doing here?

The lady in the front told me

to come back here.

It's Katsuya.

He ate like half a chocolate bar.

Here, let me look at...

Put him on the table.

And hold him around the neck there.

You're okay.

There you go. That's good.

And just hold him,

and I'm just gonna feel...

Wow, you really know what you're doing.

It's pretty cool you volunteer here.

I just...

I really like animals!

Oh.

I got my dog from here.

Oh. What kind of dog?

Well, his name is Tyrion.

- Mm-hmm.

- He's a terrier.

He likes to eat my retainer.

I don't wear a retainer.

- Yeah, you do. What?

- What?

It glows in the dark.

Freddie, go clean the kennels.

- Hi there.

- Hey.

I see you've met our best

and prettiest volunteer.

I have. Um, I mean,

she's been really, really helpful.

Fantastic.

How's our furry friend?

His vitals are normal.

- I think he's gonna make it.

- Let's have a listen, huh?

Oh, yes, Katsuya, very strong.

And you look great, too.

Good job, Dani.

Keep him away from the chocolate.

- Thanks, Doc.

- He's fine. You can say it right now.

Just go.

Oh! Got a Wink.

Ooh, six-foot-yes!

Uh, hey, um, thanks for everything?

I'd love to buy you a burger

for helping me out.

Uh...

She doesn't eat meat.

Okay, okay, cool.

- They got other stuff, too.

- You know? No meat. I get it.

- Think about it.

- Bye.

"Oh, come on, girl,

let's just like, go eat food."

Freddie. Freddie!

That is just...

inappropriate.

- What's up?

- What? Uh, nothing.

- Did you see a spider? Oh!

- No, I meant the... bag.

This. Of course.

This is for your interview.

- What?

- Just a little thank you

for all of your help

with the adoption event.

Thank you.

You didn't have to do that.

Well, first impressions go a long way.

- Fiona.

- Mm-hmm.

If a guy...

asks you out for a burger,

does that mean that he likes you?

- Did Cameron ask you out?

- I don't know. He...

He has a girlfriend.

He has a girlfriend. I... I...

Doesn't matter.

Are they married?

For all you know, he's polyamorous.

I'm getting off track.

The point is, he wants to buy you food.

That means he likes you.

Most guys call after the kitchen closes

for last call, well drinks.

- What's a well drink?

- It doesn't matter.

Hopefully you'll never have to understand.

- Just take it from a...

- year-old woman,

single, who's waiting for Winks,

that when the hottest guy in high school

asks you out, you say "yes."

Okay, thank you.

You're welcome.

That cannot be real.

- I got a better question.

- All right.

- Lindsay Lohan...

- Okay.

Or Hilary Duff?

- Lindsay Lohan.

- What?

You're crazy, man.

- Nikes or Adidas?

- Uh, Nikes.

- Got any fries with that shake?

- Not for you.

Yo.

Don't look now.

I think Holly was checking for me.

Bro, why don't you just ask her out?

- I'm working on something.

- What? Facial hair?

- That's your big plan?

- Yeah.

I'm not trying to sound like Vinny,

but how in the hell is

a Hooptie gonna help you get Holly?

That doesn't sound like me.

I call it a shit-box.

- Yo!

- Yeah.

Clearly I'm gonna fix it up.

I heard Holly went out with Dingleberry

'cause she loved his old school.

So, it's a sign.

- Of what? That she's shallow?