#REALITYHIGH(2017)【完整台词】

- Yes.

I let your mom handle most of it,

because I've never been a teenage girl.

Or any age girl for that matter,

but you're acting like a dumb ass.

Wow. Now I see why

you let mom give the talks.

I know you feel like crap,

and I can't imagine being embarrassed

in front of the whole world,

but this past month,

you've been losing yourself,

trying to keep up with girls

who aren't even in your league.

Dad, you don't understand.

Everyone at school thinks

I'm some obsessed stalker.

But you're not, right?

Right.

So who cares what they think?

When you graduate,

you won't see half of those people again.

I still have to go to school until then.

Focus on what's important to you.

And everything else will fall into place.

You're still my Dani.

You're one

of the smartest people I've ever met.

I know you'll figure it out.

Oh, I almost forgot...

Thank you.

- You still owe me $400.

- Okay.

Good night, baby girl.

Night.

Grams.

I already told you,

I don't want a fuzzy navel!

Stop!

Oh, fine. I'm coming.

Grams, get a hobby! Seriously!

What?

How about an apology?

I thought we already did that.

Oh!

Freddie.

You're my best friend.

Really?

- 'Cause I wasn't sure anymore.

- Look...

there's no excuse, okay?

I wasn't there for you,

and you've always been there for me.

I'm sorry.

Eh.

I was hoping for something

a little more poetic.

But that'll do.

Can I come in?

Yes.

And I'm sorry.

I was a jerk, too.

I mean, you were a way bigger jerk,

but still.

Friends?

Uh, friends.

I'm just glad to have you back!

I guess now I can say I know Bob.

Bob? You mean "Bob?"

No, Bob's dead.

- Oh!

- I'm Paco, the general manager.

Oh!

Okay, well, thanks again for

letting us have the adoption event here.

We're happy to help. It's gonna be great.

- You are literally a life saver.

- I'm a puppy saver.

- Wonderful.

- Great! It's a deal!

- Ciao.

- See you later, Bob!

- Paco!

- "Paco." Oh, damn it, Dani.

Okay, here goes nothing.

Hi, I'm Dani Barnes.

Most of you know me

as Alexa Medina's stalker

or "The Stalker."

Very original.

I'm not a stalker.

The truth is I'm just a...

goofy, dog-loving nerd.

This isn't exactly the image

of a cool kid.

But the truth is I'm really okay

with this girl.

And turns out my dream guy was, too.

But...

I messed it up.

I lost someone I loved

just to get likes from a bunch of people

that I don't even like!

No offense.

Even worse, I lost myself.

But I'm gonna change all that.

A wise man told me

to focus on what's important to me,

and it's not...

all of this.

It's...

this little guy.

And...

a bunch of other little guys

like him who need homes.

So if you're looking for a furry friend,

come adopt a dog this Saturday from Bark,

at Bob's Big Boy.

Okay, that's it, I guess.

Shit. How do you turn this thing off?

Hmm, it's a damn shame.

Got a minute, Dad?

We need to talk.

We already talked.

No, you talked.

Now you need to listen.

I'll grab this, you grab that one. Okay?

Okay.

Hi, there. Have you ever been interested

in getting a dog?

My name is Dani, and I work for Bark,

and we're gonna have an event today.

It'll be great. You should come.

- Looks nice.

- Yeah!

Let's try it on him.

Great color.

Dog model.

Holy Shih Tzu!

Tyrion, we did it.

Well, I did it.

You just slept all day.

I came over here

because I want us to be friends again.

I don't know.

Look, I know.

- We used to be really close...

- Taylor!

- Yes?

- Thanks.

Nobody messes with my sister.

Now get out.

Dani, this is quite a turn out.

I gotta say.

Your parents are here? Hello.

- Hey, guys.

- Great to see you.

Hey, Hodor.

Hodor's legs are coming along.

Hey, guys.

I cannot believe so many people

showed up because of me.

Um, they didn't.

What's up?

It's your boy Kid Ink telling y'all,

y'all need to go hit up my home girl

Dani's pet adoption event going on.

Sorry I couldn't be there, Dani,

but I saw that dope video you posted, yo.

- I'll hit you when I touch down.

- This is so cool!

- What?

- That's better than my video.

Of course it is.

Okay, gotta go. Bye, guys.

I'm gonna miss you next year.

Oh, my God.

- Is this what I think it is?

- Yep, you earned it.

Thank you.