#REALITYHIGH(2017)【完整台词】

but I don't want to be around this Dani.

What are you saying?

I'm saying I don't think

we should be together.

I'll see you around.

- Have you guys seen Fiona?

- Yeah, there.

She's over there.

Fiona, I don't know what to do.

- Last night Cameron...

- Stop.

We lost the venue for the adoption event,

because you didn't submit the permit.

Oh, my God.

Fiona, I'm so sorry.

Sorry doesn't get us a new venue.

- I meant to do it, but I just forgot.

- What do you mean you just forgot?

I was out having fun.

- You told me to let loose.

- I didn't say shirk your responsibilities.

If you can't handle your social life

with work now,

you've got no chance at Davis.

- Meaning?

- Meaning...

I told you I was very serious

about my recommendations.

If you want one, you better fix this.

How am I supposed to get a venue

at such short notice?

I don't know. I hope you figure it out.

45, 46, 47...

989, 999...

Infinity. Infinity.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

- Hey, Dani.

- It's all good.

I waited for you.

I just tweeted a link to the video.

- Oh, okay.

- All right.

Cheer up, bitch,

you're about to be famous.

- Whoo!

- Stop.

- Are you guys ready?

- Yeah.

One, two, three.

Hola, bebes.

This is Hashtag Reality High,

with me, Alexa Medina.

You know, parents can be mad annoying.

I mean, I love my mom,

but sometimes she can be overbearing.

I've got great news for you, Mija.

You are going to be shooting the cover

of Teen Vogue tomorrow.

- Like, telling you what to do.

- Mama, I have a test tomorrow.

You can go to the school any day.

The cover of Teen Vogue,

you can only do when you have...

- Ay, Mami!

- Breasts.

Jesus. Somebody oughta nominate

this lady for Mom of the Year.

I know, right!

You know what's worse than parents?

Stalkers.

Today, we're going to talk about that.

I know, she looks unhinged,

and I felt bad for her,

so I took her under my wing.

I was always jealous of you.

I mean, everyone at school worshipped you.

And look at this place.

- You live like a...

- Aw...

Like a princess.

I'm obsessed with your life!

I watch you on YouTube.

I watch you on Snapchat.

I follow you on Instagram.

Creepy.

Her dressing like me,

showing up at our hangout,

even dating my sloppy seconds.

Her name is Dani Barnes.

We used to be close friends.

Honey, come check this out!

She needs help.

I think she has a drinking problem, too.

The bathroom's down the hallway,

the fifth door on the right. Hey! No!

I'm just saying, guys,

this time happened to me,

next time it could be you.

Just be careful out there.

I can't believe I was stupid enough

to trust you.

Yeah, pretty stupid.

What?

You thought I was just gonna let her

steal my boyfriend and embarrass me?

Get out.

You need to leave.

Dani? Are you okay, baby?

I'm fine.

I just dropped something.

Are you sure?

Please just leave me alone.

Okay. I'm here if you need me.

I can't believe she fell for it.

Leave her alone, jerks!

Thanks, Freddie.

You're my best friend.

So today, we are going to be talking

about the Cold War.

Brr.

If it were then, I'd be teaching you

to hide under your desk,

like that would somehow help

with the bomb.

You are late, Ms. Barnes.

You wanna open up your textbook please

to page 198.

Stalker!

If you want to keep that phone,

you better put it away.

Thank you.

Okay, everybody, settle down.

So, the Cold War,

this is a very scary time.

Think about it like this:

the US was... Taylor Swift

- and the USSR was Taylor Lautner...

- Streak! Everyone's in there.

Harry Styles or Tom Hiddleston.

I'm not the only one.

I'm not the only one, there's more coming.

Streaking!

You guys look so stupid right now.

Broussard!

- Broussard!

- Shit!

- Hey! Stay in class!

- Come on, Broussard, run!

Broussard, god damn it! Get back here!

Wow, they are killing Dani online.

Yeah, those memes are cruel.

She has no one to blame but herself.

I'm pretty sure she could blame you.

She made me look like an idiot

in front of the entire school.

You did a pretty good job

of that yourself.

That was really messed up, even for you.

I'm out of here.

Dani?

I just wanted to let you know

I think it's really lame what Alexa did,

and I stopped following her.

Thanks, T.

And if you wanna talk,

you know where my room is.

Maybe later, okay?

Okay.

Taylor, please just leave me alone.

Hey, baby girl.

May I come in?

So how you doing?

- You okay?

- Dad, I really don't wanna talk...

You're gonna have to.

I may not seem like it,

but I notice a lot of stuff around here.

- Really?