007之女王密使 On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)【完整台词】

You have ten minutes.

- And then take them to number four.

- Ja.

If you wish anything for your comfort,

you must ring this.

- And the attendant will come.

- Very considerate. Thank you.

You must also ring for him

to open the door

- when you wish to leave.

- A complicated arrangement.

To stop patients leaving their rooms

and disturbing each other

when they should be resting.

The Count believes very strongly

in undisturbed rest.

Prudent fellow. When can I see him?

We have a lot to discuss.

He will send for you, Sir Hilary,

when he's ready.

Meanwhile, I should like you to join me

in the Alpine room before dinner.

- Alpine room?

- Yes.

Grunther will come for you.

Shall we say seven?

Thank you.

Frulein Bunt will receive you.

Tomato juice with lots of lemon.

Hm-hm!

Ah, Sir Hilary!

Please, come to meet our patients.

Ladies, this is Sir Hilary Bray, Baronet.

- How do you do?

- He's a famous genealogist.

- You will have a drink, yes?

- Please, come and sit down.

How do you do?

Thank you.

- What is a baronet?

- It's a kind of inferior baron.

- Oh, how disappointing.

- Well, er...

Oh, I don't mean you're inferior,

I mean the title is.

Yes, but what's a gynae... genealogist?

What is that?

- Pommy word for an old people's doctor.

- Ah! So he's here to cure Frulein Bunt.

Watch out. She has ears like an elephant.

- What will you drink, sir?

- Malt whisky and branch water, please.

I'm sorry I was so rude

about what a baronet is.

You gave a very accurate description.

- Sir.

- Thank you.

It's a treat having a man here for once.

- Er, you mean there aren't any others?

- Only the staff, and you can't count them.

We will not discuss affairs of the clinic.

But what is a genealogist?

Will nobody tell me?

- It would be a pleasure to tell you.

- Well?

Genealogy is all about

ancestors and families.

I mean, it could easily be

that any one of you here

is related to a royal house.

If only we could go back

far enough to find out.

If you tell me your names...

We do not use surnames here.

It is a rule of the clinic.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that.

Come, it's time for dinner.

Our schedule is rather strict.

So is our diet.

Sir Hilary, if you would sit there,

between Helen and Ruby.

I'm afraid I've never had

much to do with young ladies.

I have ordered you a steak "Piz Gloria".

- I hope you enjoy it.

- Thank you. I'm sure I will.

- Are you here for Christmas, Sir Hilary?

- Er, well, I might be.

- Oh, good! Then we can have a party.

- That sort of thing's not quite in my line.

Delicious!

I used to hate chicken.

Used to make me break out.

It was all over.

You'd be surprised where.

- Potatoes did it to me. Now I adore them.

- No medical histories, please.

Girls, I'm sure Sir Hilary would like to tell

us about the College of Arms in London.

Go on, Sir Hilary, please tell us.

- If you'd really enjoy that.

- Please. Yes!

Would you?

- Fascinating!

- Tell us all about it.

The Herald's College,

or College of Arms,

consists of 13 members

of the royal household,

appointed by the sovereign

to run armorial, genealogical,

- ceremonial and other matters.

- Mm-hm.

The 13 members

are divided into three categories:

Kings, heralds and pursuivants.

Their titles and offices

are of great antiquity.

...when I tell you the first Clarenceux,

King-of-Arms, was created in 1334

and the first Somerset herald in 1448.

Now, when we authorise a coat of arms,

it can include all sorts of funny things.

Crescent moons, portcullises,

beasts couchant and rampant,

bars, bezants...

Please, what is bezant?

Gold balls.

I brought a book on the subject. There's

a picture of my own coat of arms,

which includes four of them,

If you'd care to see them.

I'd love to. I'm in room...

No, no! He will give the book to me.

I will pass it to everyone in turn.

- It is fairer like that, yes?

- Of course. If you think so, Frulein.

Is anything the matter, Sir Hilary?

Just a slight stiffness coming on

in the shoulder.

Due to the altitude, no doubt.

Der Graf will ihn jetzt sprechen.

The Count will see you now.

Thank you. Please excuse me, ladies.

May all your allergies be swiftly cured.

What a nice man!

Sweet!

Of course, I know what he's allergic to.

Bezants.

Antisepsis.

Please wait here.

- Good evening, Sir Hilary.

- Good evening.

Balthazar, Count de Bleuchamp.

If you'll forgive me,

that's what I'm here to find out.

To confirm, Sir Hilary.

There can be no doubt of the truth.

Please, sit down.

If there were no doubt,

the college would not have sent me.

Well, since you are here,

I'll make everything very plain to you.

To begin with,

I was born without ear lobes.

A well-known congenital

distinction of Bleuchamp ancestry.

Like the Hapsburg lip,

or the hawknose of the Medicis.

Granted, but the fact

you're of de Bleuchamp ancestry

doesn't make you the reigning count.

I feel it in my blood and in my bones.

The college will require

more concrete proofs.

And it shall have them.

I have all the relevant documents:

Title deeds, certificates of birth and death.

They'll be sent to your room

for authentication.