怪兽电力公司 Monsters, Inc. (2001)【完整台词】

- Boo?
- All right, gentlemen.

- Right this way.
- I hope you've learned a lesson today.

Boo.

Boo.

Boo, it's me.

- The child!
- Sir, she isn't toxic.

- It sounds crazy, but trust me.
- Boo?

No, no, no, no, it's OK.

I was just... No.

No, don't be scared.
That wasn't real.

It's just a... I was just...

- Boo.
-...test it out on that sweet girl.

- Boo.
-...have her, he is trying to kill us.

- This is Randall's fault.
- Randall?

We can take you to his secret lab
in this factory.

How could this happen?
How could this happen?

Does anyone else know about this?

- No, sir.
- Good.

This company can't afford
any more bad publicity.

Now, before we do anything else,

let's take care of the child.

I never thought
things would come to this.

Not in my factory.

I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this.

Especially you, James.

But now we can
set everything straight again.

For the good of the company.

Sir? That's not her door.

I know, I know.

It's yours.

No!

Boo!

No! No! No, no, no, no!

It's too late.
We're banished, genius!

We're in the human world.

What a great idea,
going to your old pal Waternoose.

Too bad he was in on the whole thing.

All you had to do was listen to me.

Just once!
But you didn't, did you?

You're still not listening!

Take that!

Welcome to the Himalayas.

Abominable. Can you believe that?

Do I look abominable to you?

Why can't they call me
the Adorable Snowman

or the Agreeable Snowman,
for crying out loud?

I'm a nice guy.
Snow cone?

No, don't worry. It's lemon.

How about you, big fella?
Snow cone?

Did you see the way she looked at me?

Poor guy. I understand.
It ain't easy being banished.

Take my buddy, Bigfoot.

When he was banished, he fashioned
an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.

Wore it on his head like a tiara.

Called himself King Itchy.
It won't be so hard for you guys.

How lucky can you get?

- Banished with your best friend.
- He is not my friend.

I just assumed you were buddies.
When I saw you in the snow hugging...

Look at that big jerk.
Ruined my life. And for what?

A stupid kid!

Because of you I am now stuck
in this frozen wasteland.

Wasteland?
I think you mean wonderland.

How about all this fabulous snow?

And wait till you see
the local village.

Cutest thing in the world.
I haven't mentioned the free yaks' milk.

- What did you say?
- Yaks' milk.

Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic.

Once you pick the hairs out
it's nutritious.

No, about a village.
Are there kids in it?

Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids,
kids who climb on rocks.

- Where is it?
- At the bottom of the mountain.

- A three-day hike.
- Three days?

We need to get there now.

You wanna go to the village?

Rule number one out here,
always... No.

Never go out in a blizzard.

We need to get to Boo.

Boo? What about us?

Ever since the kid came in,
you've ignored everything I've said,

and now look where we are!
We were about to break the record.

- We would have had it made.
- None of that matters now.

None of it matters?
Wait a second.

None of it matters?

OK. No, good. Great.

So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?

Would you look at that?
We're out of snow cones.

Let me just go outside
and make some more.

Sulley, what about everything
we ever worked for?

Does that matter?

What about Celia?

I am never...
Never gonna see her again.

Doesn't that matter?

And what about me?

I'm your pal. I'm your best friend.

Don't I matter?

I'm sorry, Mike.

I'm sorry we're stuck out here.

I didn't mean for this to happen.

But Boo's in trouble.

I think there might be
a way to save her if we can just get...

We? Whoa. We?

No. There's no "we" this time, pal.

If you want to go out there
and freeze to death,

you be my guest.

Because you're on your own.

Hey, I got more snow cones!

Come on, George.
I know you can do this.

I picked out an easy door for you.

In Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.

You know, you're right.
Here. Take this.

Go get 'em, Georgie.

Look out. Coming through.

- Sorry, George.
- Hey, you can't just...

Twenty-three...

Out of the way!

Finally. I never should have
trusted you with this.

Because of you,
I had to banish my top scarer.

With this machine,
we won't need scarers.

Sullivan got what he deserved.

Sullivan was twice the scarer
you will ever be.

Kitty!

- Kitty!
- Sullivan?

- Kitty!
- Sorry, Boo.

Stop him!

Let's get you home.

Finish him off!

You don't know how long
I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.

Mike?

- It's not that I don't care.
- Mike, you don't understand.

Yes, I do.
I was just mad, that's all.

I needed some time to think, but
you shouldn't have left me out there.

- I'm being attacked.
- I'm not attacking you.

I'm trying to be honest. Hear me out.
You and I are a team.

Nothing is more important
than our friendship.

I know. He's too sensitive.

Come on, pal.
If you start crying, I'm gonna cry.

And I'll never get through this.

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you,
but I am now.

Sulley, I am baring my soul here.
The least you can do is pay attention.

Look at that. It's Randall.

Come on.

Get up. There can't be any witnesses.

There won't be.

I'm glad you came back, Mike.

Somebody's gotta take care of you,
you big hairball.

- Schmoopsie-pooh, I can't talk.
- Come on.

Michael, if you don't tell me what's
going on right now, we are through!

Here's the truth.

The kid? Sulley let her in. We tried to
send her back, Waternoose had a plot,

and now Randall's trying to kill us!

You expect me to believe
that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?

Mike Wazowski.

I love you, schmoopsie-pooh!

- Hey!
-Idiots.

Look out. Coming through.

Make way. Move it.
Hurry up, hurry up.

- There they are.
- Attention, employees.

Randall Boggs has just broken
the all-time scare record.

No, I didn't.
Get out of my way.

Go get 'em, googly bear.

There it is.

Get off my tail. Let go.

- What are you doing?
- Grab on, Mike.

Are you out of your mind?

- Sulley, what are we doing?
- Get Boo's door and find a station.

What a plan.
Simple, yet insane.

- Whoa.
- Oh, boy.

Hold on!

Don't look down!

I'm gonna be sick.

Oh, no.

No!

- Boo's door.
- There it is.

How are we supposed to get to it now?

It's a dead end, Sulley.

- There he is.
- Make her laugh.

- Sulley!
- Just do it!

- Get it open.
- Here he comes.

Give me that kid.

- Why couldn't we get banished here?
- We gotta find another door.