Don't! You
leave me alone.
Leave it alone you
stupid son of a bitch.
You leave a puncture wound.
You leave a puncture wound.
Well I didn't know that.
How would I know that.
I don't-I'm really
really sorry.
Otto oh you shut your fuckin'
mouth you crying little girl.
Dave shh. Santa ho, ho, ho.
Merry fucking Christmas.
Now okay, I know this is
not the greatest timing but-
here's how we're
gonna' do things.
Santa uh, uh, uh,
back off. Or you're gonna
go on Santa's naughty list.
I will use this thing.
Intentionally.
Barbie baby.
Grab the money.
Black Jack hey what are
you doin' you drunk fuck.
Snata ha, ha. I'm tired
of givin' presents.
It's time for Santa to get some.
What's this?
I, I wouldn't touch
that. It's a dye pack.
Come, come, let me see that.
Thank you.
Warning. Contents
under extreme-
Santa woah!
Tara oh my god!
Black Jack fuck!
That is going to be one
messy workman's comp claim.
Jack, get the pap-
Jack?
Jack ladies and gentleman. Thank
you for shopping at Mr. Beavers.
The store is now
closed for the evening.
However, none of us are
leaving until we figure out what
we're doing with all
this great money.
Anybody thinks otherwise.
I locked the store.
I set the alarms.
And for your
further inconvenience.
I cut the phone lines.
I'm kind of a little
high right now.
And, I'm pretty sure I'm going
to be fired in the morning for,
a, smoking pot in
the store, and uh, uh,
2, shootin' Otto
with a crossbow.
But uh, I've decided,
I'm not leavin'
till I get that money.
Where are our phones Mr. Kipper.
Are they still in your office?
Oh there's a cell phone
party goin' on right now in the
shitter by the way.
Now that my high is wearin'
off, I'm startin to realize that
whoever killed that
guy in the box probably
wants that money too.
And he'll probably
kill us all for it.
And if one of us is the killer.
I just locked us
in here with him.
Folks.
We have a situation here.
Black Jack well no shit.
Otto he's loosin' it.
Pharms he's trippin' hard.
It's you.
What?
You did it. You killed him.
The fuck are you
talkin' about man?
You didn't want
Mr. Kipper to help
and then you pretended
it wasn't heavy.
Come on man. It
wasn't even like that.
You said it was slippery.
Look man. I didn't do t is shit.
I didn't even know this
mother fucker was in there.
Oh that's bull shit.
I'm not shittin you. I
didn't kill this dude.
I don't even
want the fuckin' money.
But I can't let you
all take it either.
Why not?
What you mean why not?
If we take this money it
looks like we killed this man.
Black Jack and that's what
the cops are gonna' think.
I want no part to that shit.
Why didn't you tell me
you suspected a possible
employee theft Jackson.
Black Jack Mr. Kippler. Shut the fuck up.
I didn't kill this man.
Now that's the end of that shit.
Jackson, you're fired.
Oh you got balls now?
Pharms I don't know Jackson.
You have a violent
disposition. A quick temper.
And of course you're
black. The odds point to you.
Shit the odds point to you.
The dope dealer holdin'
a dangerous weapon
pointin' at people and shit.
Two to one says you did it.
I'd say you're more two to one
odds. I'm kind of three to one.
And I did not even
use this. Jack did.
I'd put even odds on him.
We can't forget
about the new guy,
I mean I'd say his squeaky
clean ass four to one odds.
I think he did it.
Long shot odds on Kipper.
Ten to one?
What about me?
I could have done it.
Dark horse. You're too fuckin
stupid to kill somebody.
And put 'em in a damn box.
Hundred to one odds
says she did it.
Fuck all of you.
A hundred to one.
Alright. Last chance guys.
We could split up
this cash and disappear
or this all can go the hard way,
black Jack look man we can't do
it like that. We just can't.
Otto I'll do it. Damn store took
my health insurance last year.
Fuckin' Obama care.
Now. Do you know how much this
is gonna cost me. I men
where do I even fuckin
go for arrow removal?
Black Jack Otto, come on man.
Oh you mind your
business Mohamed.
The fuck did you just call me?
I'm appalled.
No you're a closet
homo. Are you in?
Pharms you're fired.
I don't
think so. I quit.
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A hardware store employee's first night on the job is disrupted by the discovery of a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash.
导演: Jim Klock / William Mark McCullough
编剧: A.J. Via / Chad Ridgely
主演: Chad Ridgely / Michael Buonomo / 吉姆·克洛克
类型: 喜剧 / 恐怖
制片国家/地区: 美国
上映日期: 2016-11-05
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