阳光小美女 Little Miss Sunshine (2006)【完整台词】

- You know.
- Too late.

So, where's the body?

Personal effects.

- Thank you.
- You take care.

You too.

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the 24th annual...

Little Miss Sunshine Pageant!

Yes!

Now, please, put your hands
together once again

and help me welcome to the stage

our 12 beautiful contestants!

♪ Work it. Own it. ♪

♪ Thats right baby. You've always known it. ♪

♪ You're catwalkin', baby. ♪

♪ Work it. Own it. ♪

♪ Look at you. You're catwalkin', baby. ♪

♪ That's right. Feel it. You're catwalkin', baby. ♪

♪ Work it. Own it. ♪

♪ It's your turn. It's your moment. Lets go. ♪

♪ Flash, flash. Hold it still. Pivot, freeze.
Your looks could kill. ♪

♪ Strut it on back. ♪

♪ - And turn.
- Pow! ♪

♪ Flash, flash. Hold it still. Pivot, freeze.
Your looks could kill. ♪

♪ Strut your self on back! ♪

♪ You're catwalkin', baby. ♪

♪ Oh, there it is! ♪

♪ It's your turn. It's your moment. Let's go. ♪

♪ Flash, flash. Hold it still. Pivot, freeze.
Your looks could kill. ♪

♪ Strut it on back. ♪

♪ - And turn.
- Pow! ♪

♪ Flash, flash. Oh, yeah! ♪

♪ Pivot, freeze. Oh, yeah! ♪

♪ Strut yourself on down! ♪

♪ You're catwalkin', baby. ♪♪

Oh, let's have a big round of applause
for our lovely contestants!

At the end of the evening, one of these girls

will be crowned Little Miss Sunshine!

Olive, honey, are you okay in there?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey.

What?

You got a kid in the show?

Your first time?

Yeah, yeah.

# For amber waves of grain #

# For purple mountain majesties #

# Above the fruited plain #

# America! America! #

# God shed His grace on thee #

# And crown thy good with brotherhood #

# From sea to shining sea #

America!

It's so beautiful!

Sometimes I just wish
I could go to sleep till I was 18,

and skip all this crap, high school
and everything. Just skip it.

You know Marcel Proust?

- He's the guy you teach.
- Yeah.

French writer. Total loser.

Never had a real job.

Unrequited love affairs. Gay.

Spent 20 years writing a book
almost no one reads.

But he's also probably
the greatest writer since Shakespeare.

Anyway, he... gets down to the end of his life

and he looks back and decides
that all those years he suffered,

those were the best years of his life,
'cause they made him who he was.

All the years he was happy? You know,
total waste. Didn't learn a thing.

So, if you sleep until you're 18...

Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss!

I mean, high school? High school,
those are your prime suffering years.

You don't get better suffering than that.

You know what?

Fuck beauty contests.

Life is one fucking
beauty contest after another.

You know, school, then college, then work.

Fuck that!

And fuck the Air Force Academy.

If I wanna fly, I'll find a way to fly.

You do what you love, and fuck the rest.

I'm glad you're talking again, Dwayne.

You're not nearly as stupid as you look.

Wanna go back?

Not really.

Yeah, we should go back.

And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for,

the talent competition.

# Give my regards to Broadway #

# Remember me to Herald Square #

Miss Carly Nugent.

♪ You've got me dancing ♪

♪ You're taking me to love street ♪

♪ In my mind and in my heart ♪

♪ I'll always be ♪

♪ Dancing in the driver's seat ♪

# Yodel-lay #

# I wanna be a rodeo queen #

Yee-haw!

Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great!

Wow!

Funky-licious!

- I'm going backstage.
- Yeah, right. See ya.

Oh, look at you! Is that your costume?

Mm-hm.

Okay, here.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, I just came to wish Olive good luck.

- How're you doing, honey?
- Good.

- Nervous.
- Yeah. You're gonna do great.

I just know it.

- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.

What's up?

I don't want her to go on.

- Are you authorized to be backstage?
- No.

- Hey, where are the dressing rooms?
- Are you allowed to be here?

Just tell me where the dressing rooms are.

Listen, we're not in Albuquerque anymore.

- Hey, how are you feeling?
- Better. Where's Olive?

- There. What's up?
- Mom, I don't want Olive doing this.

- Oh, my God!
- Look around!

- This place is fucked!
- He's right!

Look, I don't want these people
judging Olive. Fuck them!

- Listen, it is too late.
- No, it's not too late.

You're the mom,
and you're supposed to protect her.

Everyone is gonna laugh at her, Mom.

Please don't let her do this.

Olive Hoover, 2 minutes.

Look, she's not a beauty queen.

She's just not.

- I'm gonna tell her.
- No, no, Dwayne. You listen to me.

Olive is who she is.

She has worked so hard.
She's poured everything into this.

We can't just take it away from her.
We can't!

I know you wanna protect her. I know, honey...

but we gotta let Olive be Olive.

- Olive Hoover. Are you the family?
- Yeah.

Okay?

- Olive, it's time. You okay?
- Yeah.

- We gotta go now.
- Hang on.

Olive, look at me.

If you don't wanna do this, that's okay.

If you wanna sit this one out, it's totally
fine by us. We're proud of you anyway.

We gotta go.

It's time.

Ready? Let's go.

Good luck, honey.

Copy that. 25 is performance ready,
and we're walking.

As fast as we can.

Is she going on?

- Yeah.
- She's going on.

Pure fairy-tale magic.

Miss Charisma Whiteman!

Wasn't that a stardust fantasy?

Thank you for that.

You have been such a patient audience.

We have one more contestant,
and then we'll be crowning our winner.

Please give a warm welcome to...

Miss... Olive Hoover!

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa,

who showed me these moves.

Oh, that is so sweet!

Is he here? Where is your grandpa right now?

In the trunk of our car.

Okay!

Well, take it away, Olive!

♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪

♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪

♪ She will never let your spirits down ♪

♪ Once you get her off the street ♪

♪ She likes the boys in the band ♪

♪ She says that I'm her all time favorite ♪

♪ When I make my move to her room,
it's the right time ♪

♪ She's never hard to please ♪

♪ That girl is pretty wild now ♪

♪ The girl's a super freak ♪

You suck!
♪ The kind of girl you read about ♪

♪ In the new wave magazines ♪

Those little fuckers. I will kill them.
♪ That girl is pretty kinky ♪

You stink!
♪ The girl's a super freak ♪

♪ I'd really love to taste her ♪

♪ Every time we meet ♪