阳光小美女 Little Miss Sunshine (2006)【完整台词】

Sir, could you come back here?

I love this stuff. I love it.

God bless ya. God bless ya.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna bust ya.

Oh, thank you.

How you doin'?

- Cute family. That's nice.
- Thank you.

This on the side. A little of this, a little of that.

- Oh, man!
- Sweetness.

That is sweet, yeah.

- Dirty.
- And this one is one of my favorites.

Good, yeah.

That's a little different choice.

No?

- Gonna leave that with ya.
- All right.

- You have a good day there.
- Yeah.

What happened?

I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.

Frank, Dwayne, get out and push.

Okay, there it is... Redondo Beach, 46.

It's 2:15. Might be a few minutes late.

Now, Richard, they said 3 o'clock sharp.
They were very explicit.

We can't cross these people. Trust me.

- Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision.
- I bet he does.

Okay, now I'm gonna check
to see if you're color blind.

- Asshole!
- (I'm not doing this.)

- (I'm not doing this.)
- What's the letter in the circle?

No, no, no. Inside the circle.

Right there. See?

It's an "A". Can't you see it? Right there.

It's bright green.

Oh, man!

Dwayne, I think you might be color blind.

You can't fly jets if you're color blind.

We've got a little bit of...

Okay, we got an emergency back here.

- I think we just need to pull over, man.
- What is it?

- Just, pull over!
- What's the emergency?

Dwayne, wait. It's all right, man.

- Dwayne, Dwayne! It's all right. Hold on.
- The only emergency is that--

- Just pull over the car! We're not kidding!
- Okay, okay! All right, all right!

Could you get him to pull over, please?

- Richard, pull over!
- Richard, pull over the car!

- It's all right, honey. We're pulling over.
- I'm pulling over.

- Calm down. It's all right.
- Stop it. Stop it.

Dwayne! No! No, no. Dwayne, Dawyne.
Sit down. Sit down!

God, this better be good!

- Pull over.
- I'm pulling over.

- Let him down.
- All right, all right.

- Stop the car.
- Okay, okay.

- It's gonna be okay, Dwayne.
- Do not open the door.

Dwayne? Oh, God!

Fuck!

- What happened?
- He's color blind. He can't fly.

Oh, Jesus! Oh, no!

Just give him a second.

Dwayne?

Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry.

- Dwayne, come on. We have to go.
- I'm not going.

- Dwayne...
- I said I'm not.

Okay? I don't care.
I'm not getting on that bus again.

Dwayne, for better or worse,
we're your family.

No, you're not my family!
Okay? I don't wanna be your family!

I hate you fucking people! I hate you!

Divorce, bankrupt, suicide!

You fucking losers! You're losers!

No. Please just leave me here, Mom.

Okay? Please, please, please.

Please just leave me here.

Shit!

I don't know what to do.

Well, it's getting late.

Maybe, can somebody stay here with him?

- I'll stay.
- Oh, that is not happening.

All right. Well...

I'm just worried about the time.

Olive, you...

You wanna try talking to him?

Richard, no! There is nothing to say.
We just have to wait.

Honey...

Okay.

Let's go.

I apologize for the things I said.

I was upset. I didn't really mean them.

- It's okay. Come on.
- Let's go.

2:55. All right, everybody,
look for the exit, okay?

Here! Here's the turnoff. Turn in here.

- Does anybody see the Redondo Suites?
- There! There's the hotel!

- There it is! There it is, Olive.
- Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine!

We're gonna make it.
We're gonna make it.

All right. How...

How the hell do you get over there?

- Sheryl?
- No, no, no!

- No, no! You're passing it!
- Richard, turn around, turn around.

- You drove past it!
- You've gotta turn around!

What are you doing? It's back there!

- I can't turn around.
- Come on, Dad!

Does anybody see a way back?
It's a one-way street!

Rich, Rich! You've got parking lots on the right!

- Here, here, here!
- Put your seat belt on, baby!

- What are you doing?
- I can't slow down! I can't!

Shit!

What time is it, Frank?

- Oh, 2:59.
- Dad!

It's a straight shot from here.
We're gonna make it.

- Oh, it's a dead end!
- I'm not going back!

- Richard, you have to go back!
- That is a one-way road!

That'll take us all the way
back to the freeway!

You're the one who told me
to go left back there!

I'm not turning back!

Richard!

What are you doing? You can't do this!

God, Richard!

Okay, here's the hotel.

Okay, stop!

- Where's the entrance?
- Right here, right here!

You're passing it! You're passing it!

Hold on!

Here we go. One more time. Little bump.

Mom!

- Hello? Hi, we'd like to register.
- Sorry, we're closed.

No. We have the entrant right here.

- We just wanna check in.
- Registration ended at 3:00.

- It's 3 o'clock now.
- No.

Oh, come on. Have a heart.
We're 4 minutes late.

We just drove all the way from Albuquerque.

- Then you should've been here by 3:00.
- Wait, wait, wait.

There must be some way
we can work this out. Please.

Everybody else was here before 3:00.
I'd be giving unfair advantage.

No, no. We're not looking for an advantage.
We just want her to compete. That's it!

Don't yell at me, sir. I didn't make you late.

We've settled on the schedule for the show.
We've turned off the computers.

Our line-up is final.
And I have a hair check to do.

I'm sorry that you're late, but I can't help you.

Please.

You don't know what we've been through.

Miss Jenkins? I can put them in the system.

- Oh, Kirby, you don't have to.
- No, it's okay. It's 5 minutes.

Well, it's your time. Excuse me.

Thank you, Kirby. Thank you very much.

Really, you don't know what this means.

Please, it's only 5 minutes.

I am not working for these people
next year. These people are crazy.

Okay. So, what's your name?

- Olive.
- That's a nice name.

Mom, Mom! Look! It's Miss California!

- Look, it's really her!
- You wanna go say hi?

Thank you.

- Hi! What's your name?
- Olive.

- What's your talent, Olive?
- I like dancing.

Dancing was too hard for me. I'm a singer.

You must be a good dancer.

I am. I'm really good.

I bet you are.

Well, thanks for stopping by, Olive.
Best of luck.

Miss California?

- Do you eat ice cream?
- I love ice cream.

My favorite flavor is
Chocolate Cherry Garcia,

although, technically,
I think that's a frozen yogurt.

- Okay?
- Okay. Thanks.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Mom, she eats ice cream.
- I heard.

Your packet has tickets in it
and... your badge number.

- Okay.
- Is there anything else?

Yeah. Is there a funeral home around here?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Okay, Olive, let's get your swimsuit on.

You wanna go change behind the curtain?

This is the last touch-up, everybody.
Final touch-ups. Last touch-up.

- Okay, wait!
- I won't wait for you!

Let's get outta here.

Hey! Hey, Olive Hoover.

Hey, I need your music.

- Music, right. Music.
- Yeah.

Here you go.

- This? Did you choose this?
- No, my grandpa did.

- Your grandpa?
- Mm-hm.

- Which track?
- 12.

We were driving 5-6 hours.
Thought he was napping.

By the time we figured it out, it's...