阳光小美女 Little Miss Sunshine (2006)【完整台词】

What's the next step?

There is none. We had our shot.

It didn't fly. We move on.

- You mean give up?
- Richard.

Hey, whoa, hey! One setback here,
and you're ready to just quit?

Richard, listen. I pushed this thing hard, okay?

I rammed it down their fucking throats,
and no one bought it!

It's time to move on.

You're not gonna win this one.

Okay. Okay. You know what?

Good. I'm glad. You know why?

Because this is what
the nine steps are all about.

- Right here, Stan. Right here!
- Richard...

- Richard, please.
- Yeah, no. You blew it!

You blew it. You're out!

Mom? Dad?

What is it, hon?

Grandpa won't wake up.

Wanna take an eye test?

Uncle Frank, an eye test?

Olive, come here. Put those away.

We're gonna have a family meeting.

Dwayne, family meeting.

First of all,

the doctors are doing everything
they can to help Grandpa right now.

He's had a long, eventful life,

and I know he loves both of you very much.

But if God wants to take him,
we have to be ready to accept that, okay?

Whatever happens, we're a family.

And what's important
is that we love each other.

I love you guys so, so much.

Are you the family of Edwin Hoover?

Yes.

I'm sorry. We did everything we could.

He was...

Well, it was too much.

He probably just fell asleep
and never woke up.

I'll have someone come talk to you
about handling the remains.

Thank you.

Linda!

Mom?

Is Grandpa dead?

Yeah, honey. He passed away.

Hi.

I'm your bereavement liaison, Linda.

- My consolations for your loss.
- Thank you.

Okay, these are the forms you need to fill out.

A death certificate.

A report of death.
An M.E. pink slip.

- Please try and be as detailed as possible.
- Okay.

This is a brochure for a grief recovery
support group that meets on Tuesdays.

And, if you like, at this time,
I can refer you to a funeral home,

so you can begin making
your own arrangements.

Actually, pre-arrangements have
already been made in Albuquerque.

Albuquerque?

We're actually on our way
to California right now.

If the body is crossing state lines,

you're gonna need a burial transit permit
from the county registrar's office.

Okay, but we're trying to get
to Redondo Beach by 3 o'clock.

3 o'clock today?!

Ain't gonna happen.

Okay, can I just...

I know that this is...
this might be a little unusual,

but if maybe we could just go,

and then we'll come back,

and we'll take care of all the paperwork,
and, you know...

No. You can't just abandon the body.

No, no, no. Nobody's gonna
abandon the body.

- We're just gonna go and come... back.
- Otherwise, the hospital becomes responsible.

- We're gonna go and come back.
- Sir...

- ...there are ways we have of doing things.
- You are not following me.

- Sir!
- I don't think you're listening.

- We're gonna go and come back.
- You are not the only one that's had...

...somebody die here today, okay?

Is there any way we might
be able to view the remains?

We haven't had a chance
to move him downstairs,

so someone may come in in a few minutes
to take him to the basement.

Just tell them who you are, and they will wait.

- Thank you.
- Okay?

And when you're done with the paperwork,
I'll be at the nurses' station.

- Great. Thank you, Linda.
- Thank you.

Goddamn it, Dad! Goddamn it!

Stupid.

We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine
next year, okay, honey?

Next year.

No. No. We've come 700 miles.

I will be damned if I'm not
making that contest, Sheryl.

Well, Richard, we can't leave him here.

We're not gonna leave him.

- Richard, what are you doing?
- Fuck!

- Dwayne, go around outside.
- Richard, what are you thinking?

- We're gonna take him with us.
- No, no. That is not happening.

- That is not happening.
- He's better off with us that these people.

I want you to go around outside
underneath this window.

- Frank you go with him.
- No, no. Dwayne, don't you dare move.

No, honey, look, you stay here.
We'll take Olive. Frank can drive.

No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours.

Listen to me!
I'll call a funeral home once we get there.

If there's one thing my father
would have wanted,

it's to see Olive perform
in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant.

Now, I believe we'd be doing
a grave disservice to his memory,

if we were to just give up now. All right?

There's two kinds of people in this world.

There's winners and there's losers.
Okay? You know what the difference is?

Winners don't give up.

So, what are we here?
Are we winners, or are we losers?

Huh?

Okay, okay, okay. Let's do it.

You guys go. Olive, you watch the curtain.

I don't know. I have no reason
to assume it's gonna be otherwise.

Watch. Get the back. Get the back.

Shh. Go, go, go.

Yeah, 1 o'clock.

Now?

He's very heavy. Be gentle.

One, two...

Okay, three.

Wait, wait, wait! Not yet. Not yet.

Okay, go. Go, go, go.

- Go.
- Shh, shh, shh.

Okay, okay.

Richard, I can't do it!<

Come on.

Dad! Come on! Hurry up!

Okay, he's slipping. Okay.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Be careful.

Be cool. Be cool.

Hurry up!

Keep watch, Olive.

Watch the curb. Watch the curb.

Watch his head! Watch it!

Keys.

Swing him around this way.

- Olive, get in.
- Here we go.

Okay, let's go.

All right. Let's go, Frank.

Did I mention that I am the preeminent
Proust scholar in the U.S.?

Here we go! Here we go!

Are you okay?

- Dad?
- Yeah, honey?

What's gonna happen to Grandpa?

Uncle Frank?

Yeah?

Do you think there's a heaven?

That's hard to say, Olive.
I don't think anyone knows for sure.

I know, but what do you think?

- Well...
- I think there is one.

- You think I'll get in?
- Yes.

- You promise?
- Yes.

Whoa! Hey! Son of a bitch!

- What happened?
- He cut me off.

Okay, just leave it.

It's stuck or something.

- Maybe, try pulling it from under here.
- No, no. Just leave it.

- Fix it when we get there.
- Okay, fine.

Oh, Jesus! God!

I'm being pulled over. Here we go.

Okay. Everybody just
pretend to be normal, okay?

Like everything's normal here.

How you folks doin'?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine. Just...

- Little trouble with the horn?
- Sorry.

- What?
- Havin' a little trouble with your horn?

Yeah.

Little trouble. Sorry. Sorry.

Could you step outside the vehicle?

- Step this way, please.
- No, no.

- What?
- Don't...

"Don't" what?

- Do you have something in your trunk, sir?
- It's nothing...

Don't open it.

Sir, do you realize you've just given me
probable cause to search your trunk?

- Just...
- Put your hands on the vehicle now!

- I just want--
- Now!

- Don't move.
- Okay.

It's not illegal!

Sir, I would advise you
to keep your mouth shut!

Oh, my God! What is he doing?

- It's not illegal.
- Goddamn!