阳光小美女 Little Miss Sunshine (2006)【完整台词】

Hey, I will pull this truck over right now!

So, pull the truck over!
You're not gonna shut me off!

Fuck you! I can say what I want.

- I still got Nazi bullets in my ass!
- Ah, the Nazi bullets!

You're as bad as those fuckers
at Sunset Manor.

- What happened at Sunset Manor?
- Frank, don't encourage him.

What happended? I'll tell you what happened.

I paid my money. They took my money.

I should be able to do what the fuck I want!

- He started snorting heroin.
- You started snorting heroin?

- I'm old!
- Well, that stuff'll kill you.

What am I, an idiot?
And don't you start taking that shit.

When you're young,
you're crazy to do that stuff.

- What about you?
- What about me? I'm old!

When you get old, you're crazy not to do it.

We've tried. Believe me.

The intervention was a fiasco.
He's worse than a 2-year-old.

Can we please talk about something else?

- I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor.
- Frank.

Are you kidding me?
It was a fucking paradise.

They got a pool. They got golf.

Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here,
sleeping on a fuckin' sofa.

Look, I know you're a homo and all,
but maybe you can appreciate this.

You go to one of those places,
there's four women for every guy.

- Can you imagine what that's like?
- You must've been very busy.

I had second-degree burns
on my johnson. I kid you not.

- Really?
- Forget about it.

What are you guys talking about?

- Politics.
- Oh!

Fuck a lot of women, kid.
I have no reason to lie to you.

Not one woman. A lot of women.

You heard what I said?
Did it go in anywhere?

Yeah, I think we get the point, Dad.

Don't show me the pad.
I don't wanna see the fucking pad.

Mom, how much can we spend?

I would say $4. Anything under $4.

- Hi. You ready?
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna have the number 5
with coffee, please. - All right.

A number 7, over easy,
and a grapefruit juice.

- Grapefruit. Okay.
- I would like a fruit plate.

- And do you have chamomile?
- Yes.

- With honey, please.
- I would like the lumberjack and coffee.

- And extra bacon.
- Extra.

- Now, Dad, you should probably, maybe--
- Richard, don't start.

- He's gonna kill himself.
- Well, it's his life.

- Thank you, Sheryl.
- Garden salad?

And you.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Take your time.

Don't apologize, Olive.
It's a sign of weakness.

Well, I want... Okay, okay.
I know what I want. I know.

Okay, can I get the waffles and...

I don't... What does "alamodey" mean?

- Oh, that means it comes with ice cream.
- Okay, "alamodey" then.

- Olive, for breakfast?
- You said $4.

Okay. You're right. Thank you.

Okay. Be right back.

Actually, Olive, "à la mode" in French

translates literally as "in the fashion".

À la mode.

"Mode" is derived from Latin "modus",
meaning "due or proper measure".

- Frank, shut up.
- Richard!

- Olive, can I tell you a little something
about ice cream? - Yeah.

Well, ice cream is made from cream,

which comes from cow's milk,

and cream has a lot of fat in it.

- Richard.
- What?

- She's gonna find out anyway, remember?
- What? Find out what?

Well, when you eat ice cream,

the fat in the ice cream
becomes fat in your body.

- Richard, I swear to God!
- It's true.

- What? What's wrong?
- Nothing, honey. Nothing's wrong.

So, if you eat a lot of ice cream,
you might become fat.

And if you don't, you're gonna
stay nice and skinny, sweetie.

- Mom?
- Olive, Richard is an idiot.

I like a woman with meat on her bones.

- Why's everyone so upset?
- No, no one's upset, honey.

I just want you to understand

it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay
to be fat, if that's what you wanna be.

Whatever you want, it's okay.

Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this...

Those women in Miss America...

Are they skinny, or are they fat?

Honey?

Well... They're skinny, I guess.

Yeah. I guess they don't eat
a lot of ice cream.

Okay. Coffee. Coffee.

- Grapefruit.
- Thank you.

Chamomile.

And here's your ice cream.

"Alamodey", right?

I'll be back with your waffles in a second.

Does anyone want my ice cream?

Yeah, I'd like a little. Dwayne? Frank?

- Olive's not gonna have her ice cream.
- Yeah! Do you mind if I have a little?

- Yeah, let's dig in.
- That looks really good.

Boy, I feel sorry for anybody
that doesn't want to enjoy...

- ...their ice cream so early in the morning.
- Boy, that looks good.

You sure you don't wanna have some, Olive?

Those waffles are gonna be
awful lonely in there.

Watch this.

Wait! Stop! Don't eat it all.

- All right, Olive--
- Richard!

Hey, Stan!

Stan, it's Richard. Again.
Listen, I know you're busy,

but we're just dying to hear what sort
of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale.

So, give me a call, please.

Hey, did you get him?

No, I can't get a signal out of this thing.

- How long till we get there?
- A long time, honey.

I know. But how long?

Well, we gotta do 600 miles of
driving today and 200 tomorrow.

- That's a lot of driving. Let's go.
- Well, honey, I'll drive for a while.

- No, no. I got it.
- No, you're right.

I gotta learn how to do this. I mean,
you're doing it. How hard can it be?

- Push the stick down hard.
- I'm pushing hard.

Okay, okay, there you go.

Now push the clutch in
all the way to the floor.

It's on the floor!

The floor!

- Sticking on there.
- Push it down hard.

Well, you've got a problem.

Your clutch is shot.

Can we get a new one?

These old buses, you... have to order the part.

How long does it take?

Well, it's the weekend.

So... maybe... Thursday.

Is there a... dealership around here?

Well, they're probably gonna be closed.

It's the weekend, you know.

Yes, we're aware of that.

I'll tell you what. You know these old buses?

You don't need the clutch
to change from the 3rd to the 4th.

You only really need the clutch to go
from number 1 to number 2.

But as long as you keep parking on a hill,

and you let it go,
and it goes 15, 20 miles per hour,

you start her in 3rd,
and then you go from 3rd to 4th.

What if you're not on a hill? There's no hill.

What if there's no hill? What do you...?

Yeah, it's...

Olive, Dad, I want you in the car first.

- I know. We know.
- All right, here we go!

Everybody push! All right!

Here we go! Push! Push!

Okay. Okay. Okay!

I just want everyone here to know that
I am the preeminent Proust scholar...

- ...in the United States.
- Here we go!

- Come, on, honey.
- I'm putting it in gear!

- Go, honey!
- Come on!

Come on, Olive! Run! Run! Come on!

- Come on!
- Sheryl, let's go!

Sheryl!

Frank, let's go!

- I'm coming.
- You're losing them.

- Slow down!
- I can't slow down!

Come on! Come on!
Come on, you dumb bastard!

I can't. I can't slow down. I can't slow down!

- Let's go!
- Dwayne, help him. Come on!

Come on. Come on. Get in.

No one gets left behind!

- Close the door!
- No one gets left behind!

Outstanding, soldier! Outstanding!

Outstanding.

- Was that fun?
- Yeah.

So, finally I'm just sitting there,

and I decide, you know,
"This is Stan Grossman. What the hell?"

And I start pitching him the nine steps.

And about, I don't know, 2 minutes in,
he stops me, he says...

"I can sell this."

Mm-hmm. Interesting.

Yeah, and this is the guy
who knows how to do it, you know.

You start with a book,
and then you do a media tour,

corporate events, DVD, VHS series.

I mean, there's a whole fascinating science
into how you roll these things out.

- Wow!
- Yeah.

- So, he's in Scottsdale right now, you know...
- Uh-huh.

...building the buzz and kind of
getting the whole hype thing going.

He's doing what the pros call
"a ticking clock auction".

Oh, how about that!

Yeah, and I can detect
that note of sarcasm there, Frank.