钢铁侠 Iron Man (2008)【完整台词】

Seriously, just gonna start off
with 1% thrust capacity.

And three, two, one.

Okay.

Please don't follow me around
with it, either,

'cause I feel like I'm gonna
catch on fire spontaneously.

Just stand down!
If something happens, then come in.

And again, let's bring it up to 2.5.

Three, two, one.

Okay, this is where I don't want to be!

Not the car, not the car!

Table!

Could be worse! Could be worse!
We're fine! Okay.

No!

Yeah, I can fly.

- Jarvis, are you there?
- At your service, sir.

- Engage Heads Up Display.
- Check.

Import all preferences
from home interface.

Will do, sir.

All right, what do you say?

I have indeed been uploaded, sir.
We're online and ready.

Can we start the virtual walk-around?

Importing preferences
and calibrating virtual environment.

Do a check on control surfaces.

As you wish.

Test complete. Preparing to
power down and begin diagnostics.

Yeah. Tell you what.
Do a weather and ATC check.

Start listening in on ground control.

Sir, there are still terabytes

of calculations needed
before an actual flight is...

Jarvis! Sometimes you got to run
before you can walk.

Ready? In three, two, one.

Handles like a dream.

All right, let's see what
this thing can do.

What's SR-71's record?

The altitude record for fixed wing flight
is 85,000 feet, sir.

Records are made to be broken!
Come on!

Sir, there is a potentially fatal
build-up of ice occurring.

Keep going!

Higher!

We iced up, Jarvis!
Deploy flaps! Jarvis!

Come on, we got to break the ice!

Kill power.

Notes. Main transducer feels sluggish
at plus 40 altitude.

Hull pressurisation is problematic.
I'm thinking icing is the probable factor.

A very astute observation, sir.

Perhaps, if you intend
to visit other planets,

we should improve the exosystems.

Connect to the Cisco
Have it reconfigure the shell metals.

Use the gold titanium alloy from
the seraphim tactical satellite.

That should ensure a fuselage integrity
while maintaining power-to-weight ratio.

- Got it?
- Yes.

Shall I render
using proposed specifications?

Thrill me.

Tonight's red-hot red carpet is right
here at the Disney Concert Hall,

where Tony Stark's third annual benefit
for the Firefighter's Family Fund

has become the place to be
for L.A.'s high society.

Jarvis, we get an invite for that?

I have no record of an invitation, sir.

Hasn't been seen in public

since his bizarre and highly
controversial press conference.

Some claim he's suffering
from post traumatic stress

and has been bedridden for weeks.
Whatever the case may be,

no one expects an appearance
from him tonight.

The render is complete.

A little ostentatious, don't you think?

What was I thinking?
You're usually so discreet.

Tell you what.
Throw a little hot-rod red in there.

Yes, that should help you
keep a low profile.

The render is complete.

Hey, I like it. Fabricate it. Paint it.

Commencing automated assembly.

Estimated completion time is five hours.

Don't wait up for me, honey.

Weapons manufacturing is only
one small part of what Stark Industries

is all about, and our partnership
with the fire and rescue community...

- Hey, Tony, remember me?
- Sure don't.

You look great, Hef.

We're going to have a great quarter.

What's the world coming to when
a guy's got to crash his own party?

Look at you. Hey, what a surprise.

I'll see you inside.

Hey. Listen, take it slow, all right?

I think I got the board
right where we want them.

You got it. Just cabin fever.
I'll just be a minute.

- Give me a Scotch. I'm starving.
- Mr Stark?

- Yeah?
- Agent Coulson.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy from the...

Strategic Homeland Intervention,
Enforcement and Logistics Division.

God, you need a new name for that.

Yeah, I hear that a lot.

Listen, I know this must be a trying time
for you, but we need to debrief you.

There's still
a lot of unanswered questions,

and time can be a factor
with these things.

Let's just put something on the books.

How about the 24th at 7:00 p.m.
at Stark Industries?

Tell you what.
You got it. You're absolutely right.

Well, I'm going to go to my assistant,
and we'll make a date.

You look fantastic!
I didn't recognise you.

- What are you doing here?
- Just avoiding government agents.

- Are you by yourself?
- Yes. Where'd you get that dress?

- It was a birthday present.
- That's great.

- From you, actually.
- Well, I got great taste.

Yes.

- You want to dance?
- No.

- All right, come on.
- Thank you. No.

Am I making you uncomfortable?

No. No. I always forget to wear
deodorant and dance with my boss

in front of everyone that I work with
in a dress with no back.

- You look great and you smell great.
- God.

But I could fire you if that would
take the edge off.

I actually don't think that
you could tie your shoes without me.

- I'd make it a week. Sure.
- Really?

What's your Social Security number?

- Five.
- Five?

- Right.
- Right.

You're missing just
a couple of digits there.

The other eight?
So I got you for the other eight.

- How about a little air?
- Yes, I need some air.

- That was totally weird.
- Totally harmless.

It was totally not harmless, by the way.

We're dancing. No one's even watching.

Everybody who I work with...
No, you know why?

I think you lost objectivity. I think
they just... People... We just danced.

No, it was not just a dance. You don't
understand because you're you.

And everybody knows
exactly who you are

and how you are with girls
and all of that, which is completely fine.

But, you know, then me, you're my boss,

- and I'm dancing with you.
- I don't think it was taken that way.

Because it makes me look like
the one who's trying to...

- I just think you're overstating it.
- You know, and we're here,

and then I'm wearing this ridiculous

dress, and then we were dancing
like that and...

- I would like a drink, please.
- Got it, okay.

- I would like a vodka Martini, please.
- Okay.

Very dry with olives, a lot of olives.
Like, at least three olives.

Two vodka Martinis, extra dry,
extra olives, extra fast.

Make one of them dirty, will you?

Wow. Tony Stark.

- Hey.
- Fancy seeing you here.

- Carrie.
- Christine.

That's right.

You have a lot of nerve
showing up here tonight.

Can I at least get a reaction from you?

Panic. I would say panic is my reaction.

'Cause I was referring
to your company's

involvement in this latest atrocity.

Yeah. They just put my name on the
invitation. I don't know what to tell you.

I actually almost bought it,
hook, line and sinker.

I was out of town for a couple months,
in case you didn't hear.

Is this what you call accountability?

It's a town called Gulmira. Heard of it?

- When were these taken?
- Yesterday.

- I didn't approve any shipment.
- Well, your company did.

Well, I'm not my company.

- Please, do you mind?
- Have you seen these pictures?

- What's going on in Gulmira?
- Tony, Tony.

- You can't afford to be this naive.
- You know what? I was naive before,

when they said,
"Here's the line. We don't cross it."

"This is how we do business."

If we're double-dealing under the table...
Are we?

Tony, your picture, please!

Let's take a picture. Come on.
Picture time!

Tony. Who do you think locked you out?

I was the one who filed
the injunction against you.

It was the only way I could protect you.

No. No.

The 15-mile hike to the outskirts
of Gulmira can only be described

as a descent into hell,
into a modern day Heart of Darkness.

Simple farmers and herders
from peaceful villages

have been driven from their homes,

displaced from their lands by warlords
emboldened by a new-found power.

Villagers have been forced to take
shelter in whatever crude dwellings

they can find in the ruins
of other villages,

or here in the remnants
of an old Soviet smelting plant.

Recent violence has been attributed
to a group of foreign fighters

referred to by locals as the Ten Rings.

As you can see, these men are
heavily armed and on a mission.

A mission that could prove fatal
to anyone who stands in their way.

With no political will
or international pressure,

there's very little hope
for these refugees.