超人总动员 The Incredibles (2004)【完整台词】

- I had to do something.

- Every time you say that,

it's a month and a half

of trouble for me.

Hundreds of thousands

of taxpayer's dollars.

- I know.

- We pay to keep the company quiet.

We pay damages, erase memories,

relocate your family.

Every time it gets harder.

Money, money, money.

We can't keep doing this. We appreciate

what you did in the old days,

but those days are over.

From now on, you're on your own.

Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you,

you know, for old times' sake.

I can't do that to my family.

Everyone just got settled.

I'll make it work. Thanks.

Take care of yourself.

What are you waiting for?

I don't know.

Something amazing, I guess.

Me, too, kid.

Huh?

"Hold still"?

Match: Mr. Incredible.

Room is secure. Commence message.

Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Yes, we know who you are.

Rest assured,

your secret is safe with us.

My name is Mirage.

We have something in common.

According to the government,

neither of us exist.

Please pay attention, as this message

is classified and will not be repeated.

I represent a top secret division

of the government,

designing and testing

experimental technology,

and we have need

of your unique abilities.

Something happened

at our testing facility.

- Honey!

- Huh? What?

- Dinner's ready.

- Okay.

...it is contained

within an isolated area,

it threatens to cause incalculable

damage to itself and our facilities,

jeopardizing hundreds

of millions of dollars...

Is someone in there?

- It's the TV, trying to watch.

- Because of its sensitive nature...

- Stop. It's time for dinner.

- One minute!

If you accept, your payment will be

triple your current annual salary.

Call the number on the card.

Voice-matching will ensure security.

The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible.

You're still here.

You can still do great things. Or...

...you can listen to police scanners.

Your choice.

You have 24 hours to respond.

Think about it.

This message

will self-destruct.

Uh-oh.

You are one distracted guy.

Am I? I don't mean to be.

I know you miss being a hero

and your job is frustrating.

I just want you to know how much it

means to me that you stay at it anyway.

- Honey? About the job?

- What?

- Something's happened.

- What?

- The, uh...

- What?

The company is sending me

to, uh, a conference.

- A conference?

- Out of town.

I'm gonna be gone for a few days.

They've never sent you to a conference

before. This is good, isn't it?

Yes.

You see? They're finally

recognizing your talents.

- You're moving up.

- Yes.

- Honey! This is wonderful!

- Yes, it is.

Hello?

This is Mr. Incredible.

I'm in.

The Omnidroid 9000

is a top secret prototype battle robot.

Its artificial intelligence

enables it to solve any problem

it's confronted with.

And, unfortunately...

Let me guess. It got smart enough

to wonder why it had to take orders.

We lost control. Now it's loose

in the jungle, threatening our facility.

We've had to evacuate all personnel

from the island for their own safety.

How am I going in?

The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate

an air drop from 5000 feet.

Its cloaking devices

make it difficult to track.

We're pretty sure it's on

the southern half of the island.

One more thing. Obviously it

represents a significant investment.

You want me to shut it down

without destroying it.

You are Mr. Incredible.

I've got to warn you,

it's a learning robot.

Every moment you fight it increases

its knowledge of how to beat you.

Shut it down. Do it quickly.

Don't destroy it.

- And don't die.

- Great. Thanks.

Showtime.

Huh?

Hmm.

Oh, my back!

Surprising. We must bring him back.

Sound the all clear,

and invite him to dinner.

Most important, keep things light.

Praise him. Make him feel

like we appreciate his abilities.

Am I overdressed?

Actually, you look rather dashing.

- I take it our host is...

- I'm sorry.

He won't be dining with us.

He hopes you'll understand.

Of course. I do usually make it a point

to know who I'm working for.

He prefers a certain amount

of anonymity.

Surely, you of all people

understand that.

I was just wondering, of all the places

to settle down, why live...

With a volcano? He's attracted to power.

So am I.

- It's a weakness we share.

- Seems a bit unstable.

I prefer to think of it

as misunderstood.

Aren't we all?

Volcanic soil is among

the most fertile on Earth.

Everything at the table

was grown right here.

- How does it compare?

- Everything's delicious.

- Jeez.

- Hurry, honey.

Or you'll be late for work.

- Have a great day, honey.

- Thanks.