超人总动员 The Incredibles (2004)【完整台词】

Holy smokes, I'm late.

Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.

- What about Bomb Voyage?

- Any other night, I'd go after him,

but I really gotta go. Don't worry.

We'll get him! Eventually!

- Is the night still young?

- You're very late.

- How do I look? Good?

- The mask. You still got the mask.

Showtime.

Robert Parr, will you have this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife?

You're late. When you asked

if I was doing anything later,

I didn't realize you'd forgotten.

I thought it was playful banter.

- It was.

- Cutting it close, don't you think?

You need to be more... flexible.

I love you, but if we're

gonna make this work,

you've gotta be more

than Mr. Incredible.

You know that. Don't you?

...so long as you both shall live?

- I do.

I pronounce this couple

husband and wife.

As long as we both shall live.

No matter what happens.

Hey, come on. We're superheroes.

What could happen?

In a stunning turn of

events, a superhero is being sued

for saving someone who,

apparently, didn't want to be saved.

The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,

who was foiled in his attempted

suicide by Mr. Incredible,

has filed suit against the famed

superhero in Superior Court.

Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.

He didn't want to be saved.

The injury received from

Mr. Incredible's "actions",

- Causes him daily pain.

- I saved your life!

You didn't save my life!

You ruined my death.

My client has no comment.

Another suit was filed

by victims of the el train accident.

Incredible's court losses

cost the government millions.

And opened the flood gates for dozens

of superhero lawsuits the world over.

It is time for their secret identity

to become their only identity.

Time for them to join us, or go away.

Under public pressure,

and the financial burden

of an ever mounting series of lawsuits,

the government quietly initiated

the superhero relocation program.

The supers were granted amnesty

from responsibility for past actions,

in exchange for the promise

to never again resume hero work.

Where are they now?

They are living among us.

Average citizens, average heroes.

Quietly and anonymously continuing

to make the world a better place.

Denied? You're denying my claim?

I don't understand.

I have full coverage.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,

but our liability is spelled out

in paragraph 17.

- It states clearly...

- I can't pay for this.

Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.

I'm calling to celebrate

a momentous occasion.

We're now officially moved in.

Yeah, well, that's great, honey.

The last three years

don't count because...

Because I finally unpacked the last box.

Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.

- Why do we have so much junk?

- Listen, I've got a client.

Say no more. Go save the world

one policy at a time, honey.

Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids.

See you tonight.

Bye, honey.

Excuse me. Where were we?

I'm on a fixed income,

and if you can't help me,

I don't know what I'll do.

All right, listen closely.

I'd like to help you, but I can't.

I'd like to tell you to take a copy

of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...

Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X.

On the third floor. But I can't.

I also do not advise you

to fill out and file a WS2475 form

with our legal department

on the second floor.

I wouldn't expect someone to get back

to you quickly to resolve the matter.

I'd like to help,

but there's nothing I can do.

- Oh, thank you, young man.

- Sorry. I know you're upset!

Pretend to be upset.

Parr!

You authorized payment

on the Walker policy!

Someone broke

into their house, Mr. Huph.

- Their policy covers...

- I don't wanna know about it.

Don't tell me about it. Tell me how

you're keeping Insuricare in the black.

Tell me how that's possible,

with you writing checks

to every Harry Hardluck and Sally

Sobstory that gives you a phone call.

Morning break is over.

Morning break is over.

I appreciate you coming

down here, Mrs. Parr.

What's this about?

Has Dash done something wrong?

He's a disruptive influence and he

openly mocks me in front of the class.

- He says.

- Look, I know it's you!

- He puts thumbtacks on my stool.

- You saw him do this?

Well... not really. No.

Actually, not.

Oh, then how do you know it was him?

I hid a camera.

Yeah, and this time, I've got him.

See? You see?

You don't see it?

He moves! Right there!

Wait, wait! Right there!

Right as I'm sitting down!

I don't know how he does it,

but there's no tack before he moves

and after he moves, there's a tack.

Coincidence? I think not!

- Bernie...

- Don't "Bernie" me.

This little rat is guilty!

You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.

I'm sorry for the trouble.

You're letting him go again?

He's guilty!

You can see it on his smug little face.

Guilty, I say, guilty!

Dash, this is the third time this year

you've been sent to the office.

We need to find a better outlet.

A more... constructive outlet.

Maybe I could,

if you'd let me go out for sports.

Honey, you know why we can't do that.

I promise I'll slow up.

I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.

Dashiell Robert Parr,

you are an incredibly competitive boy.

And a bit of a showoff.

The last thing you need is temptation.