冰川时代2：融冰之灾 Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)【完整台词】

This global warming is killing me.

This is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold.

What would it take to make you happy?

This I like.

Oh, no, you won't catch me.

No running, James. Camp rules.

Make me, sloth.

Make me, sir. It's all about respect.

Water ball.

Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour.
Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there.

OK, there is fine.
Ashley, stop picking your...
Pi?ata!

Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds.

OK.

- Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth.
- Mine.

- Mine.
- Mine.

Mine.

Hey, you didn't have any candy in you.

- Let's bury him.
- Yeah!

Hey, whoa. Who said you kids
could torture the sloth?

Manny, don't squash their creativity.

Hey, Manny, Diego,
my bad mammals-jammals.

Wanna give a sloth a hand?

Look, I opened my camp.
"Campo del Sid." It means Camp of Sid.

Congratulations.
You're now an idiot in two languages.
Not in front of the k-i-d-z.
These little guys love me. Right, Billy?

Don't make me eat you.

They kid. That's why they're called kids.

I told you, Sid.
You're not qualified to run a camp.

What do qualifications
have anything to do with childcare?

Besides, these kids look up to me.
I'm a role model to them.

I can see that.

You guys never think I can do anything,
but I'm an equal member of this herd.

I made this herd, so you need
to start treating me with some respect.

- Come on, Sid.
- Sid, we were just kidding.

- Hey, let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.
- Yeah!

Sid!

I can do stuff.

Won't give me their stupid respect.

I'll show 'em.

And so, in the end,
the little burro reached his mommy.

And they lived happily ever after.

- Good job.
- Question.

Why does the burro go home?
Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?

Because... because he wanted
to be with his family.

I think he should go with the girl burro.
That's a better love story.

OK, well, when you tell your burro story,
that's what he'll do.

Burro is a demeaning name.
Technically, it's called a wild ass.

Fine. The wild ass boy
came home to his wild ass mother.

See, that's why I called it a burro.

Could the burro have a grazing problem?
Then he'd be more relatable.

- Boring.
- It's not believable.

- Do burros eat their young?
- It's not a very satisfying ending.

Sometimes I throw up.

They lived happily ever after.
You can't get more satisfying than that.

One big, happy family.
That's the way it's supposed to be.

Where's your big, happy family?

Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.

- You OK, buddy?
- Sure. Why not?

- I thought...
- Story time's over. The end.

- Run for your lives!
- Where's everybody going?

- The world's coming to an end.
- What are you talking about?

Fast Tony - he says the world's gonna flood.

Folks, I hold in my hand a device so powerful,

- it can actually pull air right out of the sky.
- Yeah, right.

Gather round, gather round.

Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?

So you can't breathe underwater?

My assistant here will demonstrate.

Hey, I can smell the ocean.

What are you doing? I can't sell that now.

You suck air through your mouth, you moron.

Through its design and sturdy construction,
you'll have plenty of air for eons to come.

Of course, results may vary.

Why are you scaring everybody
with this doomsday stuff?

I'm trying to make a living here, pal.

It's my weather forecast. The five-day outlook
calls for intense flooding

followed by the end of the world.

And a slight chance of patchy sunshine
later in the week.

Come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony
would sell his own mother for a grape.

Are you making an offer?
I mean, no, I would not.

Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.

You see this ground, it's covered in ice.

A thousand years ago, it was covered in ice.

A thousand years from now, it will still be ice.

Say, buddy, not to cast aspersions
on your survival instincts or nothing,

but haven't mammoths
pretty much gone extinct?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about you being the last of your kind.

Your breath smells like ants.

Be that as it may, when's the last time
you saw another mammoth?

Don't pay any attention to him.

Mammoths can't go extinct.
They're the biggest things on Earth.

What about the dinosaurs?

The dinosaurs got cocky and made enemies.

Look. Some idiot's
going down the Eviscerator.

Oh, please tell me that's not our idiot.

OK, I'm gonna jump on the count of three.

One,

two...

Sid, don't move a muscle. We're coming up.

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Sorry.

Two and three one-thousandths,
two and four one-thousandths...

Sid, what are you doing?
Get down from there.

No way. I'm gonna be the first
to jump off the Eviscerator

and then you guys are gonna have to
show me some respect.

The only respect you'll get
is respect for the dead.

Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid.

- But I've been wrong before.
- Geronimo!

Hey, watch it.

I can't breathe.
I think I just coughed up my spleen.

- Diego, retract the claws, please.
- Right. Sorry.

If I didn't know you better, Diego,
I'd think you were afraid of the water.

OK, OK. Good thing I know you better.

Guys.

Fast Tony was right.

Everything is melting.

It's all gonna flood.
Come on, we gotta warn them.

Maybe we can rapidly evolve
into water creatures.

- That's genius, Sid.
- Call me Squid.

This whole thing's a piece of junk.
I can't believe I live here.

What?

Forget reeds. I present you with this
revolutionary gizmo we call bark.

It's so buoyant, it actually floats.

I'll show you something that floats.

All right, it's your funeral.

You see?
This is exactly what I'm talking about.

Giants balls of furry lava
the size of mammoths raining from the sky.

Go suck air through a reed.

Listen to him. He's right about the flood.

I am? I mean, yes, I am.

Wait a minute.

You are the one who said
there wasn't going to be a flood.

Why should we listen to you?

Because we saw what's up there. The dam's
gonna break. The entire valley's gonna flood.

Flood's real, all right. And it's coming fast.

Look around. You're in a bowl.

Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.

What are we gonna do?

Unless you can make it to the end of the valley.

There's a boat. It can save you.

- I don't see anything.
- But

y'all better hurry.

Ground's melting,
walls tumbling, rocks crumbling.

Survive that and you'll be racing the water,

cos in three days' time,
it's gonna hit the geyser fields.

Boom!

There is some good news, though.

The more of you die,

the better I eat.

I didn't say it was good news for you.

He must have been
a real pleasure to have in class.

Dam.

All right, you heard the scary vulture.
Let's move out.

Manny, you really think there's a boat?

I don't know, but in a few days,
this place is gonna be underwater.

If there's any hope, it's that way.

Manny, let's go.

Overturned glyptodont in the far right lane.
Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.

And it looks like there might be a fatality.

I call the dark meat.

Come on, everybody, let's go.
Come on, come, come, come. Get in.

- Come on, Grandpa, come on.
- We have to go.

Well, I'm not leaving.
I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole.

Do we have to bring this crap?

I'm sure there's crap where we're going.

This was a gift from my mother.

OK, keep it moving, keep it moving.

Manny, I just heard you're going extinct.

Hey, if you ever master hygiene,
try working on sensitivity.

I'm not going extinct.

Kids, look. The last mammoth.

Well, you probably won't see
another one of those again.

See?

OK, one, two, three... Where is James?

Stu. Come on, Stu.