霍顿与无名氏 Horton Hears a Who!(2008)【完整台词】

No, Rudy. Stay in the room.

- But, Mom?

- Stay inside.

Mr. Vlad-I-Koff?

Eating, go.

Yes. I Irealize you're busy.

But I need your help.

It's Horton.

He's become obsess with a colver

And he get actually thinks

there are little people on it.

I want that colver destroyed.

Sure, what a big deal this is.

For you, bro.

I'd do it myself.

But being a lady

I prefer not to get my hands dirty.

But I hear you have no problem with there.

No.

No problem.

Easy busy.

But...

I will only do this for a price.

In exchange for a friend who pay up...

No.

- This

- Yes.

- little kangaroo.

- Mom?!

Quiet, Rudy.

Momy is thinking it over.

We'll thanks but, on second thought

I think I'm going to have the Wickersham Brothers

take care of this for me.

Yeah, of course, Wickersham

I mean they're quasy operation.

You know, they'd... Wait! No!

You can't go over Wickersham.

No No. No no no.

Wickershams would be perfect for this job.

But, they are monkeys.

He's not scary.

Ah, thanks anyway.

Maybe next time.

Wait!

Here is what I will do

the precious clover.

I will take it.

I will crush it.

And I will devour it.

Bigger than it looked. One second.

Oly moly.

Then I will regurgitate it.

Then...

I mean I devour it second time.

So two times devour.

Sounds nice.

But I think I'll talk to the Wickershams.

Wait.

Here is best part.

I do all

Gracious.

That's free bro.

What do you think?

- Deal.

- Yes. Score. Thanking you.

You won't regret.

Mayor?

Mayor?

Open up, Mr. Mayor!

Mr. Mayor!

It's snowing in the summer!

Yes.

Yes, it is.

It's a dramatic change in the weather.

As if we're on a speck floating to space.

I don't know how you knew.

But, somehow you did.

And Whoville is headed for disaster.

- Oh, Horton.

- What?

Ah, nothing. I'm on it.

It's up to us to save the people of Whoville.

Snow is not lucky.

That's not... Stop.

O.K. Anybody else?

Good.

No no. Don't join it.

This is not fun.

Uh, this is sign of doomed.

Oh, sweety, that's.

No. No no no.

They took. they took.

Stop having fun immediately!

This is dangerous.

O.K.

Horton?

Uh? What?

Hey, there.

We're in big trouble down here.

It's happening.

It's snowing in the middle of summer.

It's end of the world!

Hold on here.

I think I know what your problem is.

There, get better?

That seems you have worked.

Eh-uh. Do I smell peanuts?

Yes, they are my favorite snack.

But they tender linger.

Ohho! K-Uh. Debrick, No.

Oh-O. Hang on Mr. Mayor.

I may have to put up a flight.

Frightened elephant can be very dangerous.

Alright!

You come down the under, buddy.

You hungry for trouble?

I don't know how you can easy self by.

Take a fight.

I hate running.

Morton!

- Don't do that!

- Horton!

Horton? Don't...

There you are.

We got trouble. Wait. Stay. Wait.

Can you hear that?

No I'm here. O.K. Listen.

No, go.

Kangaroo has gone nuts, bananas.

She's telling everyone that

you should be kicked out of Nool.

She said that?

I thought we're friends.

Where is she'e gone to Vlad's.

Vlad. Vlad.

I know two Vlads.

Is it the bad Vlad or the bunny Vlad

that makes the Cookies?

Yeah, Horton.

She's sending you a bunny with cookies.

I think we can assume it's not bad Vlad.

Yeah, that's good call.

So, unless you're cool

with giant razor sharp claws,

There be not fights up your body,

If I give her the clover.

I can't.

I promised the Mayor.

I meant what I said.

I said what what I meant.

And an elephant's faiths were 100%.

Please, for me, just this once,

be faithful 99% of the time.

I've never gone 99% on anything.

I think I'm awesome.

So come on.

I meant to what I said

and I said what I meant.

I'm gonna say it.

You can that all days it's not happen then.

- An elephant's faithful 100%.

- That's right.

That's my code. My motto.

But thanks for the worning.

Motto. O.K.

But watch the skies.

Keep watching the skies.

Mayor, you need to get

everyone on the ground, now.

- Two, Three, four...

- I wanna sound the alarm.

There's a good possibility we maybe attacked

by a giant cannibalous bird.

Waht?

There's small chance

it could be bunny with cookies.

But, I wouldn't count on it.

- Oh, they are formidable words.

- Ya