绿皮书 Green Book (2018)【完整台词】

Could you put out the cigarette please?

Why?

I can't breath back here.

What are you talking about? Smoke's going
into my lungs. I'm doing all the work here.

Thank you.

What are you looking at?

- You speak German, huh?
- That was Russian.

Yeah, I was stationed in Germany in
the army.

I can pick up a little bit of
what you're saying there.

Watch out for them Krauts.

They're all snakes.

Kennedy shoulda bombed 'em
when he had the chance.

Plus now them Cuban bastards.

Ain't they supposed
to be following us?

They have the itinerary. As
long as they get to the show

on time, I am not worried about
it and neither should you.

I ain't worried about nothing.

Fact, when you see me worried, you'll know.

- You'll know if I'm worried.
- Tony. How about some quite time?

Sure.

It's amazing you said that.

How about some quite time?

Dolores, my wife, she
used to say that all

time, well not all the
time, but you know...

She says it when I come
off from work some time,

you know, she's been with
the kids all that day.

And she would say, Tony...
How about some quite time?

Exactly like how you said it.

It means... amazing.

How was that?

Salty.

Have you ever considered
becoming a food critic?

No... Not really.

Why? Is there money in it?

I'm just saying, you have a marvelous
way with words when describing food.

SALTY!

So vivid. One can
almost taste it.

I'm saying it's salty.

And salt's cheating.

Any cook can make things salty.
But to make it taste

good without the salt, with
just the other flavors

that's the trick.

We should really get going soon if we
expect to get to Pittsburgh by dinner.

When I was in the army

I knew a guy from Pittsburgh

except he called it Tits-burgh

he said
all the women there have huge tits.

That's absurd.

Why would women in Pittsburgh have larger
breasts than, say, women in New York?

Guess we'll find out, huh?

You know, when you
first hired me

my wife went out bought one of your
records, one about the orphans.

Orphans?

Yeah. Cover had a bunch of kids
sitting around a campfire?

Orpheus.

Yeah.

Orpheus in the Underworld.
It's based on a French Opera.

And those weren't
children on the cover.

Those were demon in the bowels of hell.

No shit. Must have
been naughty kids.

- What are you doing?
- I gotta take a leak. Doc.

- Here? Now?
- You want me to piss my pants?

Oh hey Doc, good afternoon.

Take this for any
incidentals we may need.

If you want to buy something, you don't
have to ask, just keep the receipt please.

When it runs low let me know.

Oh, thanks.

One more thing.

We will be attending many events
before and after the concerts

interacting with some of the wealthiest and
most highly-educated people in the country.

It is my feeling
that your diction

however charming it may be in the
tri-state area, could use some

finessing.

You mean diction,
like in what way?

Like in the only way the word is ever used.

Okay.

Your intonation, inflection,
your choice of words.

I got my own problems,
now I gotta worry about

what people think
about the way I talk?

There are simple techniques I can teach you
that are quite effective. I can help you.

I don't need no goddamn help.

People don't like the way I talk,
they can go take a shit.

- The profanity is another issue.
- A fanabla, why you breaking my balls?

Because you can do better. Mr Vallelonga.

Which brings me
to one more point

as the guest of honor, I will
be introduced when entering

these intimate events. You
will be introduced as well.

In my humble opinion

Vallelonga may be difficult to
pronounce.

So, I was thinking...

Valle would be more appropriate.
Tony Valle.

Short and sweet.

Nah!

If they got a problem with
Vallelonga, they can call me Tony Lip.

These are genteel people. Tony Lip might
be a little...

worldly for them.

Well, then it's Tony Vallelonga.

All these high-class people, so much
smarter than me, with their intelligence

and speaking abilities, you're telling
me they can't pronounce my name?

They don't like it, they can shove it
up their ass, I'll just wait outside.

That sound compromised.

Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight we are

privileged to present a
great American artist.

He gave his first public
performance at the age of three.

At age eighteen, at Arthur
Fiedler's invitation, our

guest made his concert
debut with the Boston Pops.

He holds Doctorates in Psychology,
in Music, and in the Liturgical Arts

and he had performed at the White House
twice in the past fourteen months.

He is a true virtuoso.

Virtuoso... that's Italian.

Means he's really good.

So Ladies and gentleman, please
welcome The Don Shirley Trio!

Hey, it's your dice, I'm just
having a lucky night.

Tony.

Boss man's calling.

He ain't my boss. I work
for the record company.

I work for the record company too.

Come on man! Give us a
chance to win back our loot!

I'm sorry, fellas, duty calls!

Duty calls?

Look man, my duty is
getting my money back.

I've been looking for you.

Yeah sorry. The guys were
having a little game.

Next time you need extra
money, you just ask me.

More fun winning it.

Then what if you lost?

Craps and cards, I don't lose, Doc.

I don't lose.

So stooping down in the gravel pitching
dice for pocket change makes you a winner?

What are you giving me shit for?
Everybody was doing it.

They didn't have a choice
whether to be inside or out.

You did.

And wipe off your knees,
you have dirt on them.

Dear Dolores... How are you?
I am fine...

I'm eating real
good, hamburgers mostly

so don't worry about me not
eating good.

I saw Dr. Shirley
play the piano. Tonight.

He doesn't play like a colored guy.
He plays like Liberace but better.

He's like a genius I think.

When I look at him in the
rear-view mirror, I can

tell he's always thinking
about stuff in his head.

I guess that's what geniuses do.

But it don't look
fun to be that smart.

I miss you very very much.

- Who is this?
- Who?

On the radio?

Lil' Richard.

Really? That's Little Richard?

Yeah. Think you could
play something like this, Doc?

I don't know. Sounds
very complicated.

Ain't that right.

So where did this “Tony
the Lip” moniker come from?

It's not Tony the Lip.

It's Tony Lip.
One word.

I got it when I was a kid.
Because my friends

said I was the best bullshit
artist in the Bronx.

- Why are you smiling?
- What do you mean?

It doesn't bother you
that your friends, the

people closest to you,
consider you a liar?

Who said liar?
I said bullshit artist.

- Then what's the difference?
- Cause I don't lie. Ever.

I'm just good at talking people into, you
know, doing things they don't wanna do.

By bulletin 'em.

And you're proud of that?

Well it got me this job.

Wait a minute. You're full of shit!
You never heard of Chubby Checker?

Of course I've heard of him,
I just never heard his music before.

But I like this. This is nice.

He's got a silky voice...
very smooth.

This is what everybody
is dancing to now.

Eyes on the road Tony.

You know this song?

- I don't think so. No.
- How could you not know this music?

Aretha Frank.

Chubby Checker, Lil' Richard, Sam
Cooke.

Come on Doc, these
are your people!

- You want anything? I'm gonna pack smoke.
- No thank you.

Nice turn Mike, what he makes it up?

Snatch an apple Doc.

Before we pull out Tony,
we need to have a talk.