查克·诺里斯对共产主义 Chuck Norris vs Communism(2015)【完整台词】
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-Why?
-It's double. New films, better quality...
Look at the tapes.
BOGDAN: Slowly it grew, but that would
be an understatement.
"Lieutenants" from all the big cities
came to get tapes.
ZAMFIR: I knew that every Monday I could
come to Bucharest and get tapes.
And I would distribute them
to towns in Transylvania.
Evening, Mr. Zamfir.
-All good?
-Yes.
ZAMFIR: And for me it was great business.
The average monthly income was 2,000,
and I made 500 a night.
MAN: See you next week.
ZAMFIR: Yes, goodbye.
BOGDAN: So the network spread from A to Z.
Everybody making a bit of money.
Risky money,
because no laws sanctioned it.
Mr. Zamfir started with a few VCRs.
By the end he had 360 VCRs.
A tape was 1,000 LEI.
And every three hours he'd make
300 tapes, 300,000 LEI. (CHUCKLES)
The value of a house!
Nobody could have done this
except for Mr. Zamfir.
Nobody!
-Sit down!
-But...
Sit down!
NISTOR: Zamfir's house
was an exclusively male space.
And the people who came there
to buy tapes and talk about
God knows what, were all men.
I didn't talk to them, I didn't
want to know their names.
I had no idea what Zamfir's first name
was, nor Mircea's surname.
I did my own thing.
I went there, I dubbed, I left.
-Hi, you have the tape?
-Yes.
Thanks, bye!
I got the film.
What film?
Missing in Action, Chuck Norris.
Missing in Action with Chuck Norris.
(TV PLAYING)
(SQUEAKING)
These Americans were being held
hostage by the Vietnamese...
I saw it.
He's captured by the...
"Gooks."
-I think that's what Irina said.
-Yeah, the Gooks.
-(MIMICKING NISTOR) "Bloody Gook!"
-(SNICKERS)
And to torture him,
they put a sack over his head
with a rat in it.
Big mistake!
(GRUNTING)
They expected he'd be eaten by the rat.
They took it off...
He ate it.
Norris had the rat in his mouth.
Well, he didn't really eat it, he bit it.
The rat was dead and
he spits it out. (SPITS)
Chuck Norris spits out the rat.
And it was that whole thing
of ultimate survival.
(IN ENGLISH)
This is from me.
(IN ROMANIAN)
After the film ended...
Let's see what you've got.
Come on then, I'll destroy you.
BOGDAN: The street wasn't just a street,
a rock not just a rock.
They were challenges.
Come on.
Bring it on.
BOGDAN: We started to play
in a disciplined manner.
We started to want to be...
Heroes.
(TAPE WHIRRS)
I screened the film Nero in my flat.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING ON TV)
I couldn't help myself and I
made a few comments,
and even my aunt, who was very old,
said "Look, he's like Ceausescu.
He set Rome on fire.
"The way Ceausescu the dictator
destroyed churches and villages,
"Nero set Rome on fire."
I was at my aunt's one early evening,
and I was watching a
karate film on my own.
(TV PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
A family that was at the same screening
-who were party activists
-(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
had made a complaint.
-Yes?
-Mrs. Urse?
-Yes.
-Officer Dinu Popescu.
Is something wrong?
OFFICER: Come with us.
I'll just get my coat.
My aunt was called in
by the secret police.
She was very frightened.
And she was forbidden from telling
me what happened.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
WOMAN: Who is it?
Cristi, come with me.
CRISTI: All of a sudden,
two men in black came.
They looked like characters
in a crime film.
I was very scared.
My parents locked me in
a room for a couple of hours.
It's such a strange experience.
I wasn't sure what was happening.
But it happened all of a sudden.
And out of the blue...
It was over.
They confiscated
the video player and tapes.
And I never watched films
at my aunt's again.
The people and the youth.
They are the ones who achieved greatness
in the socialist development
of our country.
They are the heroes that should
be sung in films, theater, poetry,
in art, literature, paintings,
all artistic domains.
They need to be represented.
Repression strategies
were getting harsher.
You could feel it at all levels.
(SCREAMING)
More people were questioned
by the secret police.
It was an increasingly repressive time.
(DIALS)
Call in Irina Nistor.
NISTOR: I was afraid because
he hadn't called me in before.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Come in.
Hello.
-Take a seat.
-No, thank you.
NISTOR: I was trying not to look scared.
What were you thinking
dubbing Jesus of Nazareth?
-People loved religious films.
-Yes.
During Jesus of Nazareth, when they
watched the crucifixion, they would cry!
They would cry!
You'd see them with handkerchiefs,
and they lived every moment!
NISTOR: It was the time when Ceausescu
the dictator was demolishing churches.
(IN ENGLISH)
Father...
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
(IN ENGLISH)
Forgive them...
NISTOR: (IN ROMANIAN) You couldn't
go to church without being denounced.
I translated a film...
No, Comrade Nistor, it's a religious film.
I thought freedom of religion
was a constitutional right?
NISTOR: That made him angry.
You're teaching me about the Constitution?
But I don't know what I did wrong.
NISTOR: I didn't know what was coming.
You don't realize how serious this is!
You know how many times you said
God instead of "the one above"?
Do you know who watched this
film and complained?
Do you know?
Get out!
NISTOR: I was really scared.
I felt for the first time that
the end could be near.
Maybe I should've quit then,
but I couldn't stop.
The films were my oxygen.
You think you'll get away with it?
You can't kill policemen.
NISTOR: After that event,
every time I dubbed a film,
I wondered if I'd be called in.
You think you'll get away with it?
He'll come after us.
Help!
Help!
NISTOR: The main thing was...
I could watch films!
I could keep in touch with the world.
Look! It's him. What will we do?
NISTOR: The adrenaline rush was amazing!
To be able to watch and translate.
You are absolute idiots,
you want to know why?
NISTOR: And I couldn't stop, at all.
Because I want to honor you.
NISTOR: It was like a drug.
Like escaping from jail.
You need people like me.
NISTOR: At least six films.
The average was seven or eight.
Once I managed to dub 10 in a row.
Teach me, I can do it!
(TV PLAYING)
Film, like books,
inspired genuine communication
between people.
And the reason is simple, we all
watched the same films!
(TV PLAYING)
(NISTOR DUBBING)
People of Eurasia,
until the final victory
has been achieved...
It was also a way to provoke the regime.
-It's double. New films, better quality...
Look at the tapes.
BOGDAN: Slowly it grew, but that would
be an understatement.
"Lieutenants" from all the big cities
came to get tapes.
ZAMFIR: I knew that every Monday I could
come to Bucharest and get tapes.
And I would distribute them
to towns in Transylvania.
Evening, Mr. Zamfir.
-All good?
-Yes.
ZAMFIR: And for me it was great business.
The average monthly income was 2,000,
and I made 500 a night.
MAN: See you next week.
ZAMFIR: Yes, goodbye.
BOGDAN: So the network spread from A to Z.
Everybody making a bit of money.
Risky money,
because no laws sanctioned it.
Mr. Zamfir started with a few VCRs.
By the end he had 360 VCRs.
A tape was 1,000 LEI.
And every three hours he'd make
300 tapes, 300,000 LEI. (CHUCKLES)
The value of a house!
Nobody could have done this
except for Mr. Zamfir.
Nobody!
-Sit down!
-But...
Sit down!
NISTOR: Zamfir's house
was an exclusively male space.
And the people who came there
to buy tapes and talk about
God knows what, were all men.
I didn't talk to them, I didn't
want to know their names.
I had no idea what Zamfir's first name
was, nor Mircea's surname.
I did my own thing.
I went there, I dubbed, I left.
-Hi, you have the tape?
-Yes.
Thanks, bye!
I got the film.
What film?
Missing in Action, Chuck Norris.
Missing in Action with Chuck Norris.
(TV PLAYING)
(SQUEAKING)
These Americans were being held
hostage by the Vietnamese...
I saw it.
He's captured by the...
"Gooks."
-I think that's what Irina said.
-Yeah, the Gooks.
-(MIMICKING NISTOR) "Bloody Gook!"
-(SNICKERS)
And to torture him,
they put a sack over his head
with a rat in it.
Big mistake!
(GRUNTING)
They expected he'd be eaten by the rat.
They took it off...
He ate it.
Norris had the rat in his mouth.
Well, he didn't really eat it, he bit it.
The rat was dead and
he spits it out. (SPITS)
Chuck Norris spits out the rat.
And it was that whole thing
of ultimate survival.
(IN ENGLISH)
This is from me.
(IN ROMANIAN)
After the film ended...
Let's see what you've got.
Come on then, I'll destroy you.
BOGDAN: The street wasn't just a street,
a rock not just a rock.
They were challenges.
Come on.
Bring it on.
BOGDAN: We started to play
in a disciplined manner.
We started to want to be...
Heroes.
(TAPE WHIRRS)
I screened the film Nero in my flat.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING ON TV)
I couldn't help myself and I
made a few comments,
and even my aunt, who was very old,
said "Look, he's like Ceausescu.
He set Rome on fire.
"The way Ceausescu the dictator
destroyed churches and villages,
"Nero set Rome on fire."
I was at my aunt's one early evening,
and I was watching a
karate film on my own.
(TV PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
A family that was at the same screening
-who were party activists
-(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
had made a complaint.
-Yes?
-Mrs. Urse?
-Yes.
-Officer Dinu Popescu.
Is something wrong?
OFFICER: Come with us.
I'll just get my coat.
My aunt was called in
by the secret police.
She was very frightened.
And she was forbidden from telling
me what happened.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
WOMAN: Who is it?
Cristi, come with me.
CRISTI: All of a sudden,
two men in black came.
They looked like characters
in a crime film.
I was very scared.
My parents locked me in
a room for a couple of hours.
It's such a strange experience.
I wasn't sure what was happening.
But it happened all of a sudden.
And out of the blue...
It was over.
They confiscated
the video player and tapes.
And I never watched films
at my aunt's again.
The people and the youth.
They are the ones who achieved greatness
in the socialist development
of our country.
They are the heroes that should
be sung in films, theater, poetry,
in art, literature, paintings,
all artistic domains.
They need to be represented.
Repression strategies
were getting harsher.
You could feel it at all levels.
(SCREAMING)
More people were questioned
by the secret police.
It was an increasingly repressive time.
(DIALS)
Call in Irina Nistor.
NISTOR: I was afraid because
he hadn't called me in before.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Come in.
Hello.
-Take a seat.
-No, thank you.
NISTOR: I was trying not to look scared.
What were you thinking
dubbing Jesus of Nazareth?
-People loved religious films.
-Yes.
During Jesus of Nazareth, when they
watched the crucifixion, they would cry!
They would cry!
You'd see them with handkerchiefs,
and they lived every moment!
NISTOR: It was the time when Ceausescu
the dictator was demolishing churches.
(IN ENGLISH)
Father...
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
(IN ENGLISH)
Forgive them...
NISTOR: (IN ROMANIAN) You couldn't
go to church without being denounced.
I translated a film...
No, Comrade Nistor, it's a religious film.
I thought freedom of religion
was a constitutional right?
NISTOR: That made him angry.
You're teaching me about the Constitution?
But I don't know what I did wrong.
NISTOR: I didn't know what was coming.
You don't realize how serious this is!
You know how many times you said
God instead of "the one above"?
Do you know who watched this
film and complained?
Do you know?
Get out!
NISTOR: I was really scared.
I felt for the first time that
the end could be near.
Maybe I should've quit then,
but I couldn't stop.
The films were my oxygen.
You think you'll get away with it?
You can't kill policemen.
NISTOR: After that event,
every time I dubbed a film,
I wondered if I'd be called in.
You think you'll get away with it?
He'll come after us.
Help!
Help!
NISTOR: The main thing was...
I could watch films!
I could keep in touch with the world.
Look! It's him. What will we do?
NISTOR: The adrenaline rush was amazing!
To be able to watch and translate.
You are absolute idiots,
you want to know why?
NISTOR: And I couldn't stop, at all.
Because I want to honor you.
NISTOR: It was like a drug.
Like escaping from jail.
You need people like me.
NISTOR: At least six films.
The average was seven or eight.
Once I managed to dub 10 in a row.
Teach me, I can do it!
(TV PLAYING)
Film, like books,
inspired genuine communication
between people.
And the reason is simple, we all
watched the same films!
(TV PLAYING)
(NISTOR DUBBING)
People of Eurasia,
until the final victory
has been achieved...
It was also a way to provoke the regime.
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