飞天万能床 Bedknobs and Broomsticks(1971)【完整台词】
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YOU CAN CHARM THE BIRDS DOWN
FROM THE TREES, LIKE SO.
( Chirping )
HOW MUCH ?
FOR YOU, SIR,
ONE PENNY;
ONE COPPER COIN
OF THE REALM.
( Spitting Sound )
CARRIE, I'M VERY SURPRISED
YOU WANDERED OFF LIKE THIS.
WE FOUND HIM
FOR YOU, MISS.
WE FOUND
PROFESSOR BROWNE.
IT DON'T WORK.
I'VE BEEN CHEATED !
IS THAT
PROFESSOR BROWNE ?
IT IS INDEED,
MY DEAR.
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN THE MATING CALL ...
OF THE BRAZILIAN
MATOUACAN BIRD ?
KNOWN AS THE
BIRD OF LOVE ?
( Chirping )
VERY USEFUL, EH ?
YOU ARE THE HEADMASTER
OF THE EMELIUS BROWNE ...
CORRESPONDENCE COLLEGE
OF WITCHCRAFT ?
THE LATE HEADMASTER.
THE COLLEGE, ALAS,
IS NOW DEFUNCT.
PROFESSOR BROWNE, I AM
ONE OF YOUR PUPILS.
MY DEAR LADY,
YOU ARE, INDEED, AN
ORNAMENT TO THE COLLEGE.
SPLENDID !
NOT AT ALL.
I WAS SHOCKED AND
DISMAYED WHEN YOU CLOSED
DOWN THE COLLEGE ...
WITHOUT THAT MOST
IMPORTANT LAST LESSON.
I'M SORRY, MY DEAR,
NO REFUNDS.
LOOK AT YOUR
CONTRACT.
BUT I MUST HAVE THE SPELL THAT
COMES WITH THE LAST LESSON !
THE MATTER IS CLOSED.
I BID YOU GOOD DAY !
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT
MY CLUB FOR SQUASH RACKETS.
THE MATTER IS NOT CLOSED !
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
RIGHT-O !
LEAVE GO OF ME !
WOULD YOU MIND !
AH, HERE WE ARE.
GET THIS CHILD
OFF MY LEG !
GET THIS --
FILIGREE...APOGEE..
PEDIGREE...PERIGEE.
COR !
NOW, I TRUST YOU'LL BEHAVE
MORE LIKE A GENTLEMAN.
LOOK OUT !
WELL, THERE GOES
ANOTHER RABBIT.
WHAT WAS ALL
THAT ABOUT ?
I CHANGED YOU INTO A RABBIT
WITH ONE OF YOUR OWN SPELLS.
MY SPELL ?
FROM MY SCHOOL ?
NOT ONE OF YOUR BEST SPELLS,
IN POINT OF FACT.
IT DOESN'T LAST
VERY LONG.
SOME OF YOUR OTHERS
ARE MUCH BETTER.
BUT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
MY SPELL ?
THEY WERE JUST NONSENSE
WORDS FROM AN OLD BOOK.
THEY WORKED
PERFECTLY WELL FOR ME.
THEY WORKED
FOR YOU ?
GOOD WOMAN,
SOME KIND OF DESTINY
HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER.
YOU GOT THE WORDS FOR THESE
SPELLS FROM SOME OLD BOOK ?
MORE OR LESS. I CHANGED
THEM 'ROUND A BIT.
I GAVE THEM A BIT
OF MY OWN STYLE.
THE OLD SORCERERS HAD
A BIT OF A TENDENCY ...
TO WAFFLE ON,
BUT DEAR LADY,
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
MEET SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
WHAT A TREASURE.
MR. BROWNE, WILL YOU
PLEASE STICK TO THE POINT !
I WOULD LIKE
TO SEE THIS BOOK,
IMMEDIATELY !
CERTAINLY.
IT'S AT MY NEW
TOWN HOUSE.
WOULD YOU CARE TO
JOIN ME FOR LUNCHEON ?
WE CAN DISCUSS MY IDEAS
AT THE SAME TIME.
THANK YOU.
WE'D BE DELIGHTED.
WE SHALL ALL
GO TOGETHER.
ON THE BED ?
ON THE BED.
YOU GO 'ROUND THE OTHER SIDE.
I ALWAYS TRAVEL ON THE LEFT.
WILL YOU GIVE THE ADDRESS
TO PAUL, PLEASE.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET
THERE ON THIS BED ? FLY ?
MY DEAR PROFESSOR BROWNE,
WITH YOUR OWN TRAVELING SPELL;
THE ONE YOU GAVE WITH
THE COURSE AS A BONUS.
MY TRAVELING SPELL ?
THAT WORKS,
AS WELL ?
JUST GIVE THE
ADDRESS, PLEASE.
8 WYNCHFIELD ROAD.
BED, TAKE US TO
8 WYNCHFIELD ROAD.
MADAM ...
IS THIS VEHICLE SAFE ?
OH, PERFECTLY SAFE.
A BIT THEATRICAL,
PERHAPS,
BUT THEN,
MOST GOOD SPELLS ARE.
WELL, WE'RE HERE.
I WOULD NEVER
HAVE BELIEVED IT.
YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN US
THE WRONG ADDRESS.
YOU DON'T LIVE HERE,
DO YOU ?
IN POINT OF FACT,
TEMPORARILY, AT ANY RATE.
I FOUND THE FRONT DOOR OPEN.
THE HOUSE WAS DESERTED.
EVERYONE HAS LEFT
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOW, WHY SHOULD
THEY DO THAT ?
THIS PROBABLY
HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH IT.
( Miss Price )
MERCIFUL HEAVENS !
I'D THINK YOU'D BE
TERRIFIED AT THE VERY
IDEA OF LIVING HERE.
YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT SO,
WOULDN'T YOU.
I AM BY NATURE ...
A LITTLE BIT OF A COWARD.
THEN I PONDERED,
AS I OFTEN DO.
IN THE PERVERSE
NATURE OF THINGS,
THIS DIABOLICAL OBJECT
IS PROBABLY ...
THE BEST FRIEND
I'VE EVER HAD.
IT ENABLES ME, FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,
TO LIVE LIKE A KING.
SHALL WE GO IN ?
ROTHSCHILD '26.
NOBLE,
WORLDLY-WISE,
BUT WITH A CHARMING
TOUCH OF INNOCENCE.
WOULDN'T YOU SAY ?
THE BOOK.
WHERE IS IT ?
DEAR LADY,
YOU ARE RELENTLESS.
THE BOOK IS IN
THE LIBRARY.
WE SHALL PROCEED THERE AFTER
OUR CHEESE AND WINE.
WHY D'YOU KEEP THE
CURTAINS CLOSED ?
SO THAT WE MAY ENJOY
THE GLOW OF CANDLELIGHT.
MORE'N LIKELY, SO'S THE
COPPERS DON'T PEEK IN ...
AND CATCH YOU
HIDIN' OUT HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU
YOUNG THINGS LOOK AROUND ?
I WANT TO HAVE A CHAT
WITH MISS PRICE.
MAY WE ?
YES, RUN ALONG,
BUT DON'T TOUCH
ANYTHING.
THIS HOUSE DOESN'T
BELONG TO MR. BROWNE.
MR. BROWNE,
WHERE IS THAT BOOK ?
I MUST HAVE THAT SPELL
ON SUBSTITUTIARY LOCOMOTION.
( Paul )
WHAT IS IT ?
A TOY SHOP ?
( Carrie )
NO, A NURSERY.
AIN'T YOU EVER
SEEN A NURSERY ?
NO, AND NEITHER
HAVE YOU.
WOULD YOU HOLD THIS,
PLEASE ?
WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT ?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK ?
JUST THINK HOW SUCCESSFUL
I COULD BE ...
WITH AN ASSISTANT
WHO CAN REALLY DO MAGIC !
OH ?
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
ENTERING "SHOW BUSINESS" ?
THE WHAT BUSINESS ?
THE THEATRE,
PANTOMIMES,
VILLAGE FAIRS, THE
SEASIDE, BRIGHTON,
BLACKPOOL,
FOLLIES ON THE PROM--
I HAVE VERY
IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
LISTEN TO ME.
WE COULD MAKE A PACKET.
♪ LET US STRIKE
A BARGAIN ♪
♪ YOU POSSESS A GIFT ♪
♪ BUT I CAN
SPEAK THE JARGON ♪
♪ THAT WILL GIVE YOUR
GIFT THE NEEDED LIFT ♪
OH ?
♪ YOU POSSESS
THE KNOW HOW ♪
♪ AND I COMMAND
THE SHOW HOW ♪
♪ OH, HOW SUCCESSFUL
YOU COULD BE ♪
♪ WITH ME ♪
I'M AFRAID WE'RE
WASTING VALUABLE TIME.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
MISS PRICE.
NO, YOUR FIRST NAME,
MY DEAR.
EGLANTINE.
EGLANTINE ?
♪ EGLANTINE ♪
♪ EGLANTINE ♪
♪ OH, HOW YOU'LL SHINE ♪
♪ YOUR LOT
AND MY LOT ♪
♪ HAVE GOT TO
COMBINE ♪
♪ EGLANTINE,
EGLANTINE ♪
♪ HARK TO THE STARS ♪
♪ DESTINY CALLS US ♪
♪ THE FUTURE IS OURS ♪
♪ AS THE SHINE
SELLS THE BOOT ♪
♪ AND THE BLOSSOMS
THE FRUIT ♪
♪ ALL YOU NEED TO
SUCCEED IN YOUR PLAN ♪
♪ IS THE
PROPER ALLY ♪
♪ UPON WHOM
TO RELY ♪
♪ AND I'M
YOUR MAN ♪
♪ FOR I HAVE
AN ACUMEN ♪
♪ THAT'S NIGH
SUPERHUMAN ♪
♪ I SELL THINGS
THAT NOBODY CAN ♪
♪ SO I HUMBLY SUGGEST
YOU ACCEPT MY BEHEST ♪
FROM THE TREES, LIKE SO.
( Chirping )
HOW MUCH ?
FOR YOU, SIR,
ONE PENNY;
ONE COPPER COIN
OF THE REALM.
( Spitting Sound )
CARRIE, I'M VERY SURPRISED
YOU WANDERED OFF LIKE THIS.
WE FOUND HIM
FOR YOU, MISS.
WE FOUND
PROFESSOR BROWNE.
IT DON'T WORK.
I'VE BEEN CHEATED !
IS THAT
PROFESSOR BROWNE ?
IT IS INDEED,
MY DEAR.
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN THE MATING CALL ...
OF THE BRAZILIAN
MATOUACAN BIRD ?
KNOWN AS THE
BIRD OF LOVE ?
( Chirping )
VERY USEFUL, EH ?
YOU ARE THE HEADMASTER
OF THE EMELIUS BROWNE ...
CORRESPONDENCE COLLEGE
OF WITCHCRAFT ?
THE LATE HEADMASTER.
THE COLLEGE, ALAS,
IS NOW DEFUNCT.
PROFESSOR BROWNE, I AM
ONE OF YOUR PUPILS.
MY DEAR LADY,
YOU ARE, INDEED, AN
ORNAMENT TO THE COLLEGE.
SPLENDID !
NOT AT ALL.
I WAS SHOCKED AND
DISMAYED WHEN YOU CLOSED
DOWN THE COLLEGE ...
WITHOUT THAT MOST
IMPORTANT LAST LESSON.
I'M SORRY, MY DEAR,
NO REFUNDS.
LOOK AT YOUR
CONTRACT.
BUT I MUST HAVE THE SPELL THAT
COMES WITH THE LAST LESSON !
THE MATTER IS CLOSED.
I BID YOU GOOD DAY !
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT
MY CLUB FOR SQUASH RACKETS.
THE MATTER IS NOT CLOSED !
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
RIGHT-O !
LEAVE GO OF ME !
WOULD YOU MIND !
AH, HERE WE ARE.
GET THIS CHILD
OFF MY LEG !
GET THIS --
FILIGREE...APOGEE..
PEDIGREE...PERIGEE.
COR !
NOW, I TRUST YOU'LL BEHAVE
MORE LIKE A GENTLEMAN.
LOOK OUT !
WELL, THERE GOES
ANOTHER RABBIT.
WHAT WAS ALL
THAT ABOUT ?
I CHANGED YOU INTO A RABBIT
WITH ONE OF YOUR OWN SPELLS.
MY SPELL ?
FROM MY SCHOOL ?
NOT ONE OF YOUR BEST SPELLS,
IN POINT OF FACT.
IT DOESN'T LAST
VERY LONG.
SOME OF YOUR OTHERS
ARE MUCH BETTER.
BUT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
MY SPELL ?
THEY WERE JUST NONSENSE
WORDS FROM AN OLD BOOK.
THEY WORKED
PERFECTLY WELL FOR ME.
THEY WORKED
FOR YOU ?
GOOD WOMAN,
SOME KIND OF DESTINY
HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER.
YOU GOT THE WORDS FOR THESE
SPELLS FROM SOME OLD BOOK ?
MORE OR LESS. I CHANGED
THEM 'ROUND A BIT.
I GAVE THEM A BIT
OF MY OWN STYLE.
THE OLD SORCERERS HAD
A BIT OF A TENDENCY ...
TO WAFFLE ON,
BUT DEAR LADY,
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
MEET SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
WHAT A TREASURE.
MR. BROWNE, WILL YOU
PLEASE STICK TO THE POINT !
I WOULD LIKE
TO SEE THIS BOOK,
IMMEDIATELY !
CERTAINLY.
IT'S AT MY NEW
TOWN HOUSE.
WOULD YOU CARE TO
JOIN ME FOR LUNCHEON ?
WE CAN DISCUSS MY IDEAS
AT THE SAME TIME.
THANK YOU.
WE'D BE DELIGHTED.
WE SHALL ALL
GO TOGETHER.
ON THE BED ?
ON THE BED.
YOU GO 'ROUND THE OTHER SIDE.
I ALWAYS TRAVEL ON THE LEFT.
WILL YOU GIVE THE ADDRESS
TO PAUL, PLEASE.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET
THERE ON THIS BED ? FLY ?
MY DEAR PROFESSOR BROWNE,
WITH YOUR OWN TRAVELING SPELL;
THE ONE YOU GAVE WITH
THE COURSE AS A BONUS.
MY TRAVELING SPELL ?
THAT WORKS,
AS WELL ?
JUST GIVE THE
ADDRESS, PLEASE.
8 WYNCHFIELD ROAD.
BED, TAKE US TO
8 WYNCHFIELD ROAD.
MADAM ...
IS THIS VEHICLE SAFE ?
OH, PERFECTLY SAFE.
A BIT THEATRICAL,
PERHAPS,
BUT THEN,
MOST GOOD SPELLS ARE.
WELL, WE'RE HERE.
I WOULD NEVER
HAVE BELIEVED IT.
YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN US
THE WRONG ADDRESS.
YOU DON'T LIVE HERE,
DO YOU ?
IN POINT OF FACT,
TEMPORARILY, AT ANY RATE.
I FOUND THE FRONT DOOR OPEN.
THE HOUSE WAS DESERTED.
EVERYONE HAS LEFT
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
NOW, WHY SHOULD
THEY DO THAT ?
THIS PROBABLY
HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH IT.
( Miss Price )
MERCIFUL HEAVENS !
I'D THINK YOU'D BE
TERRIFIED AT THE VERY
IDEA OF LIVING HERE.
YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT SO,
WOULDN'T YOU.
I AM BY NATURE ...
A LITTLE BIT OF A COWARD.
THEN I PONDERED,
AS I OFTEN DO.
IN THE PERVERSE
NATURE OF THINGS,
THIS DIABOLICAL OBJECT
IS PROBABLY ...
THE BEST FRIEND
I'VE EVER HAD.
IT ENABLES ME, FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,
TO LIVE LIKE A KING.
SHALL WE GO IN ?
ROTHSCHILD '26.
NOBLE,
WORLDLY-WISE,
BUT WITH A CHARMING
TOUCH OF INNOCENCE.
WOULDN'T YOU SAY ?
THE BOOK.
WHERE IS IT ?
DEAR LADY,
YOU ARE RELENTLESS.
THE BOOK IS IN
THE LIBRARY.
WE SHALL PROCEED THERE AFTER
OUR CHEESE AND WINE.
WHY D'YOU KEEP THE
CURTAINS CLOSED ?
SO THAT WE MAY ENJOY
THE GLOW OF CANDLELIGHT.
MORE'N LIKELY, SO'S THE
COPPERS DON'T PEEK IN ...
AND CATCH YOU
HIDIN' OUT HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU
YOUNG THINGS LOOK AROUND ?
I WANT TO HAVE A CHAT
WITH MISS PRICE.
MAY WE ?
YES, RUN ALONG,
BUT DON'T TOUCH
ANYTHING.
THIS HOUSE DOESN'T
BELONG TO MR. BROWNE.
MR. BROWNE,
WHERE IS THAT BOOK ?
I MUST HAVE THAT SPELL
ON SUBSTITUTIARY LOCOMOTION.
( Paul )
WHAT IS IT ?
A TOY SHOP ?
( Carrie )
NO, A NURSERY.
AIN'T YOU EVER
SEEN A NURSERY ?
NO, AND NEITHER
HAVE YOU.
WOULD YOU HOLD THIS,
PLEASE ?
WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT ?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK ?
JUST THINK HOW SUCCESSFUL
I COULD BE ...
WITH AN ASSISTANT
WHO CAN REALLY DO MAGIC !
OH ?
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
ENTERING "SHOW BUSINESS" ?
THE WHAT BUSINESS ?
THE THEATRE,
PANTOMIMES,
VILLAGE FAIRS, THE
SEASIDE, BRIGHTON,
BLACKPOOL,
FOLLIES ON THE PROM--
I HAVE VERY
IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
LISTEN TO ME.
WE COULD MAKE A PACKET.
♪ LET US STRIKE
A BARGAIN ♪
♪ YOU POSSESS A GIFT ♪
♪ BUT I CAN
SPEAK THE JARGON ♪
♪ THAT WILL GIVE YOUR
GIFT THE NEEDED LIFT ♪
OH ?
♪ YOU POSSESS
THE KNOW HOW ♪
♪ AND I COMMAND
THE SHOW HOW ♪
♪ OH, HOW SUCCESSFUL
YOU COULD BE ♪
♪ WITH ME ♪
I'M AFRAID WE'RE
WASTING VALUABLE TIME.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
MISS PRICE.
NO, YOUR FIRST NAME,
MY DEAR.
EGLANTINE.
EGLANTINE ?
♪ EGLANTINE ♪
♪ EGLANTINE ♪
♪ OH, HOW YOU'LL SHINE ♪
♪ YOUR LOT
AND MY LOT ♪
♪ HAVE GOT TO
COMBINE ♪
♪ EGLANTINE,
EGLANTINE ♪
♪ HARK TO THE STARS ♪
♪ DESTINY CALLS US ♪
♪ THE FUTURE IS OURS ♪
♪ AS THE SHINE
SELLS THE BOOT ♪
♪ AND THE BLOSSOMS
THE FRUIT ♪
♪ ALL YOU NEED TO
SUCCEED IN YOUR PLAN ♪
♪ IS THE
PROPER ALLY ♪
♪ UPON WHOM
TO RELY ♪
♪ AND I'M
YOUR MAN ♪
♪ FOR I HAVE
AN ACUMEN ♪
♪ THAT'S NIGH
SUPERHUMAN ♪
♪ I SELL THINGS
THAT NOBODY CAN ♪
♪ SO I HUMBLY SUGGEST
YOU ACCEPT MY BEHEST ♪
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