Alex in Wonderland (1970)【完整台词】

'I'm sorry, nothing
I can do about it.'

Alex.

He is a bigot,
but the movie stinks.

'You know why
the movie stinks?'

'Because of what's happening
right here and now.'

When was the last time
you masturbated?

I'm serious.

I know women.

Come on, Norman.

What do you mean, the last time
that I actually masturbated?

How long you've been married?

Seven years in November.

When was the last time,
last week?

Nothing to be ashamed of.

Hey, I'm not ashamed

- When?
- What, for real? Why?

His movie's about masturbation
and the black problem.

Fuck him, but you
gonna get yours.

Come on now, when?.
Last week?

- Two days ago.
- Terrific.

Married seven years, did it
two days ago, it's very healthy.

- To do it?
- No, to talk about it.

To do it is very sick.

How about you, Lewis?

- How long you've been married?
- Five years.

- You're married that long.
- It'll be five.

When was the last time? I know
black guys are like white guys.

- Sure, I do it.
- When?

Last week in the shower.

Who did you visual, who did you
visualize when you did it?

- I don't remember.
- Oh, come on, Lewis.

'Who did you visualize?'

Well, there's this chick
in my office.

That's terrific.

'Married seven years,
did it two days ago.'

'Married five years,
did it a week ago.'

'Beautiful.'

Bible says a man
mustn't waste his seed.

When was your last?

I'm doing it right now
while we're talking about it.

What, what did you say?

'Oh, I couldn't do it
for whole year.'

'I did it for my girlfriend
of mine in New York'

'and she committed suicide.'

'Oh, great. Maybe
it was the kid's work.'

Anybody else got any tarot with
suicides, tarot with suicides?

Sometime I do it
for myself.

It's really the
most frightening.

Lewis did it to himself
in the shower last week.

But you got to
believe in yourself.

This is your environment card.

- Seven of ones.
- 'Oh, that's what I got.'

That's what you got?
Could be you and me, baby.

You've had a certain amount
of success brought to you.

And you're in
a very good state.

This is your reaction to it.

"Aw, the ace of swords."

The ace of swords is one
of the strongest Aces.

Oh, everybody knows that.

'Tremendous ace.'

'No, it's a tremendous
combination of strength.'

'What's coming from you is even
stronger then the environment.'

You're integrating
the environment.

The idea for my film.

I mean that's what my..
Will that work?

I don't know what
the future is?

Okay, this is it.

Your highest hopes
and motivations.

This is what
you really, really want.

Wait a minute, I think we should
clear the beach for this one.

Dig it.

It's a death card!

Look..

- The sun rising..
- O-o-oh!

Why you doing this
if it's such a joke.

Because it's fun.

'If the cards are good,
it may be my new religion.'

'Oh, in your subconscious."

'Oh, it's very exciting.'

'The card know the armor,
it's not death'

'it's a not physical..'

♪ You got time on your side

♪ And I know

♪ Oh oh oh, I know..

Mama, I want you.
It's not that.

Take me to my hotel, I'll pack,
and I'll go to the airport.

What airport?
Come on, mama.

I told you,
we want you here.

It's just that you cannot
interfere with my life.

I'm not permitted
to open my mouth.

My big-shot son
will listen to anybody.

but when his mother says
anything, it's a crime.

It's not what you say,
mama, it's what you do.

I have a wife, I have children,
and I have a mother.

And these are three
separate things.

I'm a thing.

Your mother is a thing.

You know there's some people
find me fun to be with.

Come on, mama. You're great,
you're terrific.

It's just that
you have a way of..

You make us tense.

The house is full of tension
when you're here.

We don't know whether you're
coming or staying or what.

I have nobody.

I wish I were dead.

Ah. When my head is with a
project, it's just..

Nobody loves me.

I wish I were...with
your father in the grave.

I love you, mama.

You love me?

I just want everybody
to be happy.

Well, maybe,
I don't always do..

..things the way
I should, I know.

I cause trouble.

But I love you.

I know, mama.

Breeze just got through
with five tons of ground.

I have to tinkle.

We'll stop at a gas station
soon as we cross the border.

What's a border.

The border is what
you have to cross

so that you can tinkle.

Dad.

'The border is
where Mexico is Mexico'

'becomes the United States.'

'What's the United States?'

'That's where we live.
California's is in there.'

What makes you say that?

California is a state
in the United States.

No, why do you say that?

I studied about it
in the fourth grade.

How do you know it?
How do you really know it?

How long were
you in Mexico?

Three days.

'Where?'

Encinada one night,
Rosarito beach for two nights.

- What was the purpose?
- To find some meaning in life.

I'm just kidding, you know,
on a holiday, you know.

- Any fresh fruit?
- No.

We don't have any
fresh fruit, do we, honey?

- You know we don't have any.
- Oh, this guy's makin me.. No.

- Any booze?
- No.

- I want a piece of fruit.
- We don't have any.

We'll get fruit
in California.

Get out of the car,
open the back

Come on, I don't
have anything.

Please, get out of the car
and open the back.

Ah, is there a
bathroom we can use?

No ma'am.

I've nothing to declare.
This is ridiculous.

- Is it because of my long hair?
- No, sir.

'You gotta have a bathroom.
what do you guys use, huh?'

'Would you be careful with those
cups please, they're brittle.'

'Okay, you can go.
Thank you.'

'Thank you.'

Thank you.

Thank you very much for
the wonderful rest stop.

Maybe, I should make
a film about..

...smuggling grass
across the border.

Only, the grass
turns out to be oregano.

When they get killed, they
die for 10 pounds of oregano.

I could call it, "They Died
for 10 Pounds of Oregano."

I talk a lot of
movie crap, don't I?

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I got to stop it.

Did you see that?

What?

I waved at those soldiers,
and they waved back at me.

Marines.

They gave me
the peace sign.

Wow, those guys
are prisoners

they probably don't
wanna go to war.

Wow...really got balls
giving you the peace sign.

♪ Hooray for Hollywood

♪ That screwy

♪ Ballyhooey Hollywood

♪ Where any office boy

♪ Or young mechanic