Alex in Wonderland (1970)【完整台词】

- 16 is biblical.
- How old is Cherie?

- I dunno, she says she's 19.
- Alright.

- I think she's 16.
- Is she a good lay?

- Terrible.
- Why terrible?

She says it hurts.

- Says it hurts.
- Who was the best?

Who do you think?

You can't judge
'em all the same.

'Like some chicks are
great before, some during.'

Some have beauty, grace.

And even though they're not
perfect, you like 'em.

Who's the best?
On the scale of ten.

Ten is the best, right?
Virginia was a ten. Is, is.

There was a Greek chick
once I had, uh, she was a ten.

No, she was a nine and a half.

- What's Cherie?
- Two.

- I don't care.
- Beth's about an eight.

- Eight is great for a wife.
- Maybe a ten, I don't know.

Hi, my name is Andre.
This is my friend, Alex.

- He's a movie director.
- I'm Sophie, hi.

Hi, Sophie. We were just
discussing uh, uh, sex, you know

grading chicks, like ten
is the best, one is the worst.

- Hmm. Did you ever have a ten?
- Sure.

- Did you?
- I did about half an hour ago.

That's great.
You're beautiful.

How terrific.
You're so healthy.

Yeah, it was really nice.

- This is Gene.
- Hi, Gene.

- Hi.
- My name's Andre. He's Alex.

He's a movie director,
Alex, Gene.

- Groovy.
- Is he ten, Sophie?

We understand from Sophie that
you and she just made love.

- Oh, yeah, she's beautiful.
- I was 19, I was about 70.

Well, there's
still time. Right?

Yeah, there's still time.
There's always time.

There's always time,
there's still time.

There's time for this,
time for that.

Time for eating,
time for fast.

Time for a movie
about a cat.

♪ Well, there's a time for this
and there's a time for that ♪

♪ There's a time to eat
and there's a time to fast ♪

♪ There's a time to love
and there's a time to feel ♪

♪ What you are, yeah

♪ What you are, yeah

♪ This time we'll sing a song
sing a song ♪

♪ Move along
and sing a song, yeah ♪

♪ Sing a song, yeah
sing a song ♪

♪ There's time for this
time for that ♪

♪ There's a time for eating
and a time for fast ♪

♪ Time

♪ There's always time ♪

♪ There's a time to sing,
now's the time to sing ♪

♪ Now's the time to sing,
everybody sing, yeah ♪

♪ Everybody sing
everybody sing ♪

♪ Everybody sing,
everybody sing ♪

♪ Everybody sing,
everybody sing ♪

♪ Everybody sing

Tarzan sings.

Malcolm X..

Lenny Bruce.

Maybe Lenny Bruce sings.

♪ Somewhere over the rainbow,
I'll get high ♪

Dad!

I don't see why a black man has
to do a picture about Malcolm

anymore than a white man
has to do a picture about..

...uh, Christ, for example.

Dad!

I'd like to do a
picture about Christ.

Sydney Poitier's Christ
is probably black anyway.

I'll do a picture about Sidney
with Christ as Sidney.

If I went with a black lead,
I'll go with white cameraman

or a white lead
with black cameraman

or black cutter
with white producer

or a black and white film
with a Technicolor producer.

It's wide open,
all the possibilities.

- Here you are, kid.
- Bye. Thank you.

Okay, baby.
Have a good day.

♪ Somewhere over the rainbow,
I'll get high ♪

♪ Somewhere over the rainbow,
I'll get high ♪

♪ Good and high

♪ So high, high, high, high

- Hi, Ken.
- Hi.

Getting ready to do another one?

Yeah, well, I don't know,
I hope so.

- Right over there?
- Sure.

What do you think
of Malcolm X?

He's dead.

Have a good day.

Morning, Greg.

Hello, Kirk.
Hi, Elma, how are you doing?

Peter. You've met Burt.

Burt Lancaster, Peter Fonda,
Henry's son.

I've made a film
called Easy Rider.

Cost about $200,000..

I was just introducing
Peter Fonda and Burt Lancaster.

Hiya. My name is Alex Morrison.

Hi, Mr. Morrison.

- Am I too early?
- 'Oh, no, he's expecting you.'

Mr. Morrison is here.

Alright.

He says you can go right in.

I loved your picture.

I love you.

Alex, I'm Hal Stern.
How are you, man?

- How are you?
- Pleasure to meet you.

Really is.
Come on, you hungry?

- Uh, no..
- Oh, I ordered so much.

Listen, man, I saw a preview
of your picture..

...and I think it's fantastic.
I mean more than fantastic.

I think it's one of the
heaviest things I've seen.

I'd like to be in business
with you, it's that simple.

- Oh, that's nice to hear.
- I'm not being nice, Alex.

I need you.

What do you wanna do?
Oh, le-let's sit down.

- Want a cigarette?
- No, I don't smoke.

- I stopped.
- Oh. Sit down.

Wish I could quit myself.

I'm into one of these, uh,
where's that thing?

One of these things.

- Nice.
- They don't work.

Listen.

I have...a lot of money.

A lot.

And I would like
to share that money

with some very heavy cats
who I can get involved with

and I'd like to make
a ton more for myself.

I'm upfront about money,
I'm a pimp.

I'm not kidding. I got a lot
of scripts, a lot of books

and I'd just like
to get you going.

Well, the money thing
is very nice and I'd like to...

'Cause I like to have
fun. Really do.

It's very difficult
to have fun in this town.

Especially if you got
schmucks working for you.

'Cause you end up doing work
yourself and there's no..

I don't wanna do that.

Okay. Is that, uh,
that Chagall...is it real?

Yeah. It's a lithograph.

- Yeah.
- You like Chagall?

- Yes, I do. Do you mind?
- No.

Fantastic piece.

Look at that stuff
in there, man.

I would say the ceiling
at the Paris Opera House

is about the heaviest
piece I've ever seen.

- I've never been to Paris...
- You'd like to go?

Well, yes..

Would you like to go to Paris
to read a book? I'm serious.

I've a book you must read,
and I want you to enjoy it

while you're reading it. Why
should you read a book in LA?

Here, take your wife.

- Careful, careful.
- Sorry.

- 'Uh..'
- 'I'm very serious about this.'

There's no commitment
here of any kind.

No involvement.
This is just a project.

I want you to read it and enjoy
yourself while reading it.

You have a family?

Yes, I have two daughters,
twelve and six.

You don't wanna take the kids?
I'll get you a housekeeper.

- I'm being straight with you.
- Yes, I, um, work, uh..

Let me, let me pitch you
a story. An idea.

You wanna do the same kind
of picture you just did

or is your head open?

No, my head's open to, uh,
to anything..

Just that the end result,
I can be personally involved.

Well, can you get
personally involved with

a project that will make, uh,
50 million dollars?

You mean that's
the end result, I see.

Uh, yes, if-if the
picture is my picture.

I dig, I dig.
It can be done though?

Yes, I think so.

You're a nice cat.

Now, come on, let's eat.

- You like Caesar salad?
- Yes, I love Caesar salad.

- You like Mark Twain?
- I love Mark Twain.

How about Huckleberry Finn?

Huckleberry Finn,
it's a great novel.

Seen a couple of movies on it,
if that's what you mean, huh?

Excellent.

Terrific, Eli.

I see Huckleberry Finn as a
17-year old kid. 16, 17, 18.

A revolutionary. The kid has got
his head right where it's at.