1313: Wicked Stepbrother (2011)【完整台词】

[cawing]

[knocking]

Hello? It's Nigel!

I'm here for the party?

Jarrod?

I knocked on the door,
but nobody answered.

I just let myself in.
Hope nobody minds.

[under his breath]
Damn it!

[heart beating]

Jarrod?

Mrs. Mycroft?
- [heartbeat continues]
- Hello?

I'm here for the party.

Where is everybody?

[heartbeat increases]

First to arrive,
first to dive in.

[heartbeat, faster]

Hey, what the hell?
I was calling for you guys,

and nobody answered.

You're just gonna stand there
and stare at me, or--

- [blade slices]
- [grunts]

Okay. You're 18 today.

Old enough to vote.

Even though there's no one
worth voting for.

You're old enough
to join the army.
But you're scared of guns.

I do not feel 18.

You don't look 18, either.

- Shaving these days?
- I told you not to burst
into my room

without knocking, Sebastian.

- Is that a knife?
- Yeah.

Found it lying around
in the hallway.

Maybe you were playing
with my collection again.

I don't play with your knives.

Well, maybe you should start.

There. Happy birthday.

What? You don't like it?

No.

It's wonderful.

What do you want?

Why does it always have to be
about me, Jarrod?

Maybe it's because
I get my inheritance today.

You and Minerva no longer
have any right to my money.

You make us sound
so superficial.

Well, I notice you two aren't
exactly living in a trailer.

Before Mom married your dad,
we lived in plenty of trailers.

No hard feelings.
At least, not for me.

Figure this was just
a temporary gig.

Especially
after the old man died.

- Don't talk about my dad!
- He was my dad too, right?

No, he wasn't.

Hey, man!

Today's your birthday.

No one wants you
walking around angry.

- Right.
- Of course I'm right.

Now. How's about
we kick things off properly?

- What is that?
- It's chocolate milk!

What do you think?

Very smooth.

Never really drank alcohol.

Never?

Exactly how sheltered of a life
did you live growing up?

Never mind.

Today, you're a man.

Drink up!

[coughs]
That's awful.

That's sippin' vino,
my friend.

Don't stop to taste it,
just chug it.

- Yay!
- [clapping]

That's how you do it.

Now we're gonna have a party.

[knocking at door, echoing]

Hello?

Hello.

Hello?

[door closing]

Huh.
Where is everybody?

[heart beating]

Ha! Guests get hot tubs
in their rooms, too.

Whoo! Now you're speaking
my language!

It seems Jarrod's stepmom
needs a new boyfriend!

Oh, yeah! Looks like
I'm gonna be indisposed

for the rest of the party.

[sighs]

[heartbeat thumping]

[footsteps]

Um, occupado in here!

Look, silent treatment
or not,

I ain't getting
out of this hot tub, okay?

Mmm. Like a spa.
You might work out.

- Hey!
- [slicing]

How are you feeling?

Sebastian?

As pure as the driven snow.

Did you have a talk
with Jarrod?

We shared a drink together.

- Anything else?
- I gave him the knife.

Good.

Make sure that he uses it.

A few other guests arriving.

The more, the merrier.
Right?

- You read my mind, Mother.
- I always do.

[phone beeps]

[whispers]
Hey, Pete. It's Marcus.

I'm out at Jarrod's place.
I'm in the woods.

Where the hell are you?
I got the map off of Rod.

And I think I could figure out
where Jarrod's hiding his stash.

I'm gonna tie
a red piece of cloth to the tree
at the edge of the woods.

Wait for me here
at this spot, okay?

I'm gonna go ahead and see if
I can locate the hiding place.

Don't screw this up, man.
I'm not trying to spend
a night in jail.

[heart beating]

[footsteps]

[heartbeat, footsteps]

Hello?

[heart beating]

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?
[echoing]

Hello?

Hello?

[door closes]

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

[hinge creaks]

[heart beating]

[heart beating]

- [knife slicing]
- [squelching]

[sighs]
This is just like
the commercials, man.

"Refreshing."
Gets me every time.

[heartbeat]

[glasses clinking]

[heartbeat]

[heartbeat]

[door squeaks]

[heartbeat]

[heartbeat]

- [beeping]
- Wow! Dead battery?

Terrific!
Mark's gonna be P.O.'d.

[heartbeat]

You know what?

Probably shouldn't
have the whole shebang.

I'm gonna go back to the pool
and get a drink.

[gasps, grunts]

[knocks]

Hello?
It's Frank and Kelly!

- The party can begin!
- Where's the butler?

- Where's Jarrod?
- [chuckles] Where's Waldo?

- Could be self-service.
- So, what do you mean?
Like, we let ourselves in?

It means I came here to
float around in somebody's pool.

And that's what
I plan on doing.

Isn't that called
"breaking and entering"?

I'm not gonna break anything.

- See? Door was open.
- I think we should wait.

Wait for what?

Sundown? Relax, okay?
We were invited here.

Besides, if we get caught, I'm
tellin' 'em it was your idea.

Then I'm going around back.

[taps glass]

Frank and Kelly
just showed up.

Don't you want to party
with your pals?

They're not my pals.

I barely even know them.

See, that's your whole problem.

You'd rather sit in here
in the house,

while all the fun's
happening outside.

Tell me you're not
going to be one of those
videogame-playing nerds,

hiding out in your basement
all the time.

Especially with
your kind of money.

[sighs]
Can't you all just
leave me alone?

You left this upstairs.

What the hell would I want
to carry this around for? Huh?

Because it's
your birthday present.

Oh-ho! You want
a drink now, do you?

Hey-- Take it easy
with that stuff.