1313: UFO Invasion (2012)【完整台词】

Hey guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Guys!

Hello!

Any body home!

Guys!

Hey guys!

Guys seriously this
isn't funny!

Guys!
Hello!

Are we playing hide and seek?

Where are you guys at
seriously!

Marco!

Guys!

Where m I?

What are you going to do to
me?

Yeah, Just got here. Na the
place looks totally amazing.

Yep, Clean, air conditioned
and relaxing...Ya I told you

it would be great...

Ok Look, I'm going to meet the
real estate lady and give her

the check, So let me call
you back. All right by?

Ya. A guy could definitely get
some work done in a

place like this.
It gets better and better.

It just gets better and
better.

Like what you see?

Sorry... I didn't expect
you...

Um... Are you...

Evelyn.

Yes. We exchanged E-Mails.

We did.

Sorry for staring. I dont see
many people around here.

Its alright. We all space
out sometimes. Right?

We do.

So, Im guessing you don't
get a lot of

people renting this place,

No.

I don't know why! New Mexico
is just so beautiful though.

Its in the middle of nowhere.
The desert.

Not a lot of pedestrian
traffic.

Yaa, This house is great.

It is. Maybe I could show you
around? See if you any...

questions.

Let's start with the upstairs.

I hope your friends like the
bedrooms.

Are you kidding? We're all
grad students...

We're used to sleeping on
floors and couches.

Where is it you go to
university?

Colorado. Well Denver.

Wow,You're a long way from
home.

Ya its more of a working,
studying kind of vacation.

What are you studying?

Ohh.. Im sorry em i asking too
many questions.

It just gets a little...
lonely out here some times.

Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm
studying. Biocultural

Anthropology... Theoretical
Biocultural Anthropology.

That sounds mysterious.

No not really. It's just the
research of two cultures and

how they affect each other.
Especially when a more

technologically advanced
culture begins to research and

collect data. On a more
primitive one..

Kinda like how the Pilgrims
did with the Indians.

What's theoretical about that?

Umm, I'm also interested in
how a

culture might research us.

Us?

Human beings. It's also known
as Xenoanthropology..

The study of alien cultures.

Aliens? How fascinating.

Really?See i usually have to
dance around the whole little

green men/ Ufo idea. Its not
some thing that they like

giving out PhD's for.

Because it's so far fetched?

Something like that. And I may
sound like a

crazy person . I Guess..

I don't think it sound crazy
at all.

See i love hearing that.
That's why I chose this place.

I'm taking a side trip to
Roswell tomorrow.

Really?

Im hoping something is there I
can use for my dissertation..

and just something that will
make me sound less like a

crazy person.

There's a place near by you
should check

out called Corona?

Corona?

It's where the actual
'Roswell' UFO

crash took place.

Ok... I didn't know that.

Thanks..

It's not my favorite place.
There's not much there.

Should we check out the pool.

Not a fan of the sun, huh?

No.

Yeah, me either. I burn like
crazy.

The spa and pool should be in
great working order.

I did have a man come out to
service them.

Great I probably won't be
using them much, but

I'm sure my friends will.

So, that's the place.
I hope you like it.

Ya t's perfect.

There's something I didn't
mention in our correspondence,

however.

What's that?

I use the last spare room
upstairs as something of

office. I didn't mention it
in the listing.

Im sure you can understand
why.

The owners don't mind?

Oh the owners are never
here...

Or are almost never here.

What, They trave or?

I hope you don't mind if I do
a little work here during

the week. I promise, you will
never know I'm here.

It's not a problem at all.
Im sure my friends won't mind.

Well then t hat concludes our
business.

The check...?

Oh, Sorry..

And if i where you I would
recommend the spoils of war.

The what?

Claim the master bedroom.

Thank you.

Willie, George... How was the
trip?

Man It sucked. Had to listen
to this guy's tunes the whole

time. He's a stiff.

I had to listen to Willie
bitch about my tunes the

entire trip.

You know what what ever I'm
just glad you're here.

How did i do?

You said this place has
internet access, right?

Uhh, Ya As far as I know.

Geez man listen to Grandpa
over here,

already thinking about work.
Yo man two things

how's the pool ? And where's
the beer at?

Pools good!

ya awesome..
I need a dip so lets go...

Ohhh come on you two?

They'll be plenty of time to
study and write your papers

and pretend any of it matters.
I need a dip now... let's go!

Wow, You finally did something
right for once..

been in yet?

Naa.

I'll go change.

Oh, hell no don't be a wimp
man ill get in right

now lets go!

Yoo, Man how'd you find this
place?

You know it was the Weirdest
thing, I put my email up on

a few vacation rental boards
and Wam... Evelyn found me.

Who's Evelyn?

Yeah... about that...

Oh, Great here's comes the
catch.

I told you for this price
there'd be a catch.

Nah its just she uses the
last room upstairs as an

office. And she's a little
odd...

Is she's here?

As far as i know.

Is she hot?

Kinda... In a MILF-y kind of
way.

Nice thats the kind of
catch that Daddy like.

I'm heading to my room.
I got work to do.

Yaa.. Of course you do.

Find my own room?

Ya you have plenty of choices.

Yaa I gotta change too.

I'm headed to Roswell.
Research.

Ya all work and no play, Adam.

We'll have plenty of time for
that later.. Do me a favor

and tell the others about
Evelyn when they get here?

Yeah sure..

Yo hey which room is she
staying in?

Last room, second floor..

Cool i'll be taking the room
next door.

Feeling kinda lucky..

What are you doing?

Shh, I'm trying to working my
mojo.

What ever i'm heading off to
Roswell. I'll be back

this afternoon. Dana should be
here soon,

Max and Jack in a few hours.