101真狗 101 Dalmatians(1996)【完整台词】
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I don't believe it.
HORACE: I don't
care what you say,
we bloody well
better be careful.
JASPER: Yeah, that's right,
what we better be careful of
is the huge, thundering, macroeconomic
bulk of your stupidity.
HORACE: I ain't taking
anymore lip from you, mate.
JASPER: Oh, forget about that.
We have got 99 stinking
puppies to find and kill.
Now get on with it.
(BARKS)
JASPER: Here, puppies.
Here, puppies.
Pup, pup, pup, pup, puppies!
(PUPPY BARKS)
Come here, you speckled lab rat.
(GROANS)
Ahhh!
(SPITTING)
Ugh!
(LAUGHS)
(PUPPY BARKS)
Stay!
(PUPPY BARKS)
You...
Oh, come here I'm gonna
get you, you little...
Ahhh!
(SCREAMING)
Cold.
(SHIVERING)
JASPER: Good evening, madam.
Good evening. Hello.
What are you doing up there?
I am... I was just fetching
the puppies, ma'am.
And where are the puppies?
Oh, there, you see, once again,
Madam has, like a laser,
gone straight to
the heart of the issue.
It's a quality
I've always admired.
"Where are the puppies?"
"Where are the puppies?"
It's brilliant.
Well, let me just say,
um, right now, that I'm not
absolutely 100% certain
where the puppies are,
but if you'll just
give me a second,
I will check with my associate.
Uh, Horace!
Get down from there,
and catch those puppies!
Hopelessly stupid,
pathetic fools.
I'll find the bloody
mongrels myself.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
You just had to let those
puppies get away, didn't you?
Never paying attention.
Oh, where was you?
Where... I was not splashing
around in the pond.
You've infuriated the old bag,
and if we don't get those puppies back
then it's quite literally our heads.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
Oh, come on!
Right, you better get out
and check the tail pipe,
we've got
a condensation problem.
One of these days,
I'm gonna be full up of you.
(SPUTTERING CONTINUES)
Oh, do come on!
(TAIL PIPE BLOWS)
There, you see?
(WHIMPERS)
(GROWLING)
(BLEATING)
(DOG BARKING)
(LUCKY WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(LUCKY WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(JAWS SNAPPING)
(FABRIC RIPS)
Turn the heater on, will you?
No.
Not with this thing
acting the way she is,
I don't wanna risk losing power.
I can't stand the cold no more.
I want heat.
Fire!
Too hot! Too hot!
(SCREAMING)
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
Your suspicions were justified.
According to the staff, Miss De Vil left
earlier for a family property in Suffolk.
I have informed
the local police.
Officers there will be on the
lookout for your puppies.
And Miss De Vil.
I only hope we're not too late.
(CAWING)
(BARKS)
(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
(PIGS GRUNTING)
(MOOING)
(DOGS BARK)
(BURPS)
(CACKLING)
(CAWS)
(CAWING)
(BARKS)
(PUPPIES YAPPING)
Oh!
This is extraordinary.
I'm reduced to tramping
through sewage,
because my two imbeciles can't keep
track of a bunch of infant dogs.
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(SCREAMING)
(NEIGHING)
JASPER: I do not believe it.
We got no truck, no dogs.
We are so dead. Number One
Dead Street, that's us.
Look!
Tracks.
I love you.
There you are, you see,
if dogs are so smart
they wouldn't leave tracks,
for wary predators such as us.
HORACE: Yeah.
Now, I've always said, human
beings are essentially superior.
You know, blessed with
faculties of speech,
and thought and a couple
of other things.
(WHIMPERS)
Don't worry, I'm not gonna
ruin your little puppy coat,
I'm just gonna make
a few button holes.
Where are you, you filthy beast?
(PUPPY WHIMPERS)
Oh, yes!
I love the smell
of near extinction.
(PIG SQUEALS)
(GROANS)
(BARKS)
(PIG GRUNTING) Oh, oh, oh!
(PIG FARTS)
Stupidity, you see.
That's your problem, that's
what has been holding you back.
If it was up to you, you would
have taken hold of that wire,
set fire to your undershorts,
cooked your tongue before even
thinking it was electrified.
Point taken.
But what are the logs for?
You see,
we stand upon the logs
and hop over,
thereby avoiding
painful electric shock.
Brilliant. Right.
Mount the log.
Extend leg.
All right, now when
I count to three, we jump.
Ready?
Yes.
One.
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SIZZLING)
(EXPLOSION)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Useless, disgusting creatures.
I'm sick to think
we breathe the same air.
(DISTANT DOGS BARKING)
Ah! Bingo!
Poor little things.
I'm gonna cut you off,
then cut you up.
(WICKEDLY LAUGHING)
(CHITTERING)
Darling, red isn't your color.
Give me the hat.
Give me the hat,
or you'll become a hat.
(CHITTERING)
Give it to me!
(CLUCKING)
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
(STRAINING)
Oh!
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
Thank the Lord.
We're saved.
HORACE: I don't
care what you say,
we bloody well
better be careful.
JASPER: Yeah, that's right,
what we better be careful of
is the huge, thundering, macroeconomic
bulk of your stupidity.
HORACE: I ain't taking
anymore lip from you, mate.
JASPER: Oh, forget about that.
We have got 99 stinking
puppies to find and kill.
Now get on with it.
(BARKS)
JASPER: Here, puppies.
Here, puppies.
Pup, pup, pup, pup, puppies!
(PUPPY BARKS)
Come here, you speckled lab rat.
(GROANS)
Ahhh!
(SPITTING)
Ugh!
(LAUGHS)
(PUPPY BARKS)
Stay!
(PUPPY BARKS)
You...
Oh, come here I'm gonna
get you, you little...
Ahhh!
(SCREAMING)
Cold.
(SHIVERING)
JASPER: Good evening, madam.
Good evening. Hello.
What are you doing up there?
I am... I was just fetching
the puppies, ma'am.
And where are the puppies?
Oh, there, you see, once again,
Madam has, like a laser,
gone straight to
the heart of the issue.
It's a quality
I've always admired.
"Where are the puppies?"
"Where are the puppies?"
It's brilliant.
Well, let me just say,
um, right now, that I'm not
absolutely 100% certain
where the puppies are,
but if you'll just
give me a second,
I will check with my associate.
Uh, Horace!
Get down from there,
and catch those puppies!
Hopelessly stupid,
pathetic fools.
I'll find the bloody
mongrels myself.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
You just had to let those
puppies get away, didn't you?
Never paying attention.
Oh, where was you?
Where... I was not splashing
around in the pond.
You've infuriated the old bag,
and if we don't get those puppies back
then it's quite literally our heads.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
Oh, come on!
Right, you better get out
and check the tail pipe,
we've got
a condensation problem.
One of these days,
I'm gonna be full up of you.
(SPUTTERING CONTINUES)
Oh, do come on!
(TAIL PIPE BLOWS)
There, you see?
(WHIMPERS)
(GROWLING)
(BLEATING)
(DOG BARKING)
(LUCKY WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(LUCKY WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(JAWS SNAPPING)
(FABRIC RIPS)
Turn the heater on, will you?
No.
Not with this thing
acting the way she is,
I don't wanna risk losing power.
I can't stand the cold no more.
I want heat.
Fire!
Too hot! Too hot!
(SCREAMING)
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
Your suspicions were justified.
According to the staff, Miss De Vil left
earlier for a family property in Suffolk.
I have informed
the local police.
Officers there will be on the
lookout for your puppies.
And Miss De Vil.
I only hope we're not too late.
(CAWING)
(BARKS)
(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
(PIGS GRUNTING)
(MOOING)
(DOGS BARK)
(BURPS)
(CACKLING)
(CAWS)
(CAWING)
(BARKS)
(PUPPIES YAPPING)
Oh!
This is extraordinary.
I'm reduced to tramping
through sewage,
because my two imbeciles can't keep
track of a bunch of infant dogs.
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(SCREAMING)
(NEIGHING)
JASPER: I do not believe it.
We got no truck, no dogs.
We are so dead. Number One
Dead Street, that's us.
Look!
Tracks.
I love you.
There you are, you see,
if dogs are so smart
they wouldn't leave tracks,
for wary predators such as us.
HORACE: Yeah.
Now, I've always said, human
beings are essentially superior.
You know, blessed with
faculties of speech,
and thought and a couple
of other things.
(WHIMPERS)
Don't worry, I'm not gonna
ruin your little puppy coat,
I'm just gonna make
a few button holes.
Where are you, you filthy beast?
(PUPPY WHIMPERS)
Oh, yes!
I love the smell
of near extinction.
(PIG SQUEALS)
(GROANS)
(BARKS)
(PIG GRUNTING) Oh, oh, oh!
(PIG FARTS)
Stupidity, you see.
That's your problem, that's
what has been holding you back.
If it was up to you, you would
have taken hold of that wire,
set fire to your undershorts,
cooked your tongue before even
thinking it was electrified.
Point taken.
But what are the logs for?
You see,
we stand upon the logs
and hop over,
thereby avoiding
painful electric shock.
Brilliant. Right.
Mount the log.
Extend leg.
All right, now when
I count to three, we jump.
Ready?
Yes.
One.
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SIZZLING)
(EXPLOSION)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Useless, disgusting creatures.
I'm sick to think
we breathe the same air.
(DISTANT DOGS BARKING)
Ah! Bingo!
Poor little things.
I'm gonna cut you off,
then cut you up.
(WICKEDLY LAUGHING)
(CHITTERING)
Darling, red isn't your color.
Give me the hat.
Give me the hat,
or you'll become a hat.
(CHITTERING)
Give it to me!
(CLUCKING)
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
(STRAINING)
Oh!
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
Thank the Lord.
We're saved.
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