Previously on After an incident at school Gaby was forced to replace the P.
T.
A.
president.
Me? Carlos was struggling with his guilt.
This is not me.
I can't sleep.
I'm seeing ghosts.
I know.
Susan found a way to cope.
I'm taking a painting class being taught by Andre Zeller.
Great.
But the famous painter didn't make it easy.
You're a bored housewife trying to kill time between spin class and driving your kid to soccer practice.
And Lynette discovered that since their separation, Tom had started dating.
It's just a couple of dinners and coffee.
God, Tom.
When were you gonna tell me this? In their 20 years together, Tom and Lynette Scavo had followed a few simple rules Always share the housework never waste the hot water, and never, ever go to bed angry.
Yes, the rules for being together were simple.
But the rules for being apart were anything but.
Stop calling it "Dating.
" It's dinner with a friend.
Do not do that.
Do not do the snort.
Could you make her stop snorting? Lynette, I find it more effective when we use words rather than inflammatory noises.
You want words? Here are some words.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Lobster for two at Chez nous is not "Dinner with a friend.
" A $300 night at Sakura is not strapping on a feedbag with a buddy.
I still do our credit card bills, genius.
All right, enough words.
Hey, it's not like I went looking for this.
Jane lives in the building.
We got to talking.
You know what? She was actually nice to me something I'm not used to.
Oh, I can't snort, but a drive-by like that's okay? All right, emotions are running a little hot, but I think I know why.
You two embarked on this separation without a clear goal in mind.
Are you trying to get back together, or are you trying to find a graceful way to end the marriage? We don't have to decide this right now, but we do need to lay down some ground rules.
For example, are you dating? - He is.
- Two dinners.
All right, so you are dating.
What about sex? No.
Not yet.
I-I He just answered your first question.
He wants to end the marriage.
No, Lynette, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm not giving up.
"Not yet"? Look, I still hope that we can find a way to work things out, but we don't make each other happy.
We haven't for a long time.
So what if I mean, what if there was someone out there who could? I just feel like if we don't explore then we are gonna end up right back in here, on this couch, hating each other.
Sounds like you have a lot to consider.
There's nothing to consider.
We're cleared for sex.
Let the dating begin.
Yes, Tom and Lynette were learning the rules of separation.
And the first rule? And I can't wait to let my new boyfriend do that thing I never let you do.
There are no rules.
In any group, there are roles that people are destined to play The perfect homemaker to bring the snacks, the financial wizard to keep the books and the busybody to share the gossip.
But sometimes the most important role of all goes to someone who's not the slightest bit prepared for it.
Hi, guys.
I know, I'm a little bit late.
A little? Try 45 minutes.
Well, once you hear what I've been through, you will totally understand.
So you know how it's called a hot stone massage? So there I am at the spa, laid out with my mojito, my "Marie claire," and all of a sudden, I feel a cold rock on my ass.
I know! So Armando was all apologetic.
He wanted to reheat the rocks.
But at this point, I'm like, "I'm sorry.
I've got a P.
T.
A.
meeting to run.
" If you left, why are you late? Oh, Armando felt so bad, he gave me a complimentary seaweed wrap.
So what's on the agenda here? We're supposed to plan teacher appreciation night.
Mm.
Right, right.
So who's doing what for that? Cindy, you wanna handle the food? No.
Okay.
Rachel, you never stop talking.
You wanna emcee? No.
Okay, what's going on here? What's going on is you've wasted our time.
I'm leaving.
I have to pick up my kids.
I have to get back to my job.
I need to take my mother to chemo.
Wh okay, okay.
Let's not play sad-life poker here.
I need your help.
You know, we would love to fritter away our days with manicures and hairdressers and spa appointments, but we're not like you.
We have lives.
So you can do teacher appreciation night on your own.
Wh Well, could you at least fold up your chairs and stack 'em on the rolling cart? And can someone empty the coffeepot? You'd really do Jeez! Talk about selfish.
Oh, thank goodness.
You're alive.
I'm sorry, reverend.
I know that I haven't been to church for a few sundays.
A few? Try five.
You know who's been bringing snacks to fellowship hour? Helen Johnson.
Ugh.
Let me guess.
Bran muffins from the mini-mart? Why hast thou forsaken me? I should've called you.
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