Here's your check, Mr.
ZZ and Mr.
Top.
Would you like a to-go box, or are you just gonna put it in your beard with the rest of your sandwich? We're in a beard-growing contest.
They happen all over the country.
It's a pretty big deal.
What's first prize? Blindfold for your girlfriends? I'm kidding, I know you don't have girlfriends.
Actually, this level of hair-art takes months of hard work and commitment.
Well, quack, quack, Duck Dynasty.
My left armpit could beat you both.
Let me tell you something on behalf of women everywhere.
We.
Don't.
Like.
Beards.
Caroline? Beards? I never liked being one.
Ladies, if his name is Trace, get the hell out of there.
See? So, shave losers.
If you're chinless or chin-plentiful, it's better than what you've got going on.
There's your tip, be generous with mine.
You actually insult people and then expect them to give you money? That's how it works with you and me.
And the Knock-Off Knockout Thanks.
Everyone's loving our new cupcake T-shirts.
I've sold four in the last hour.
Three more and we can afford that towel we've had our eye on.
These T-shirts keep selling.
That means more money.
Mo' means mo' success.
Mo' Success? I think I dated his cousin, Les.
Hey, everybody.
Mind if I stop for a breather? I've been âbridingâ my ass off.
Sophie, are those all your bridal magazines? That's only half.
Come on, Oleg! Look, if those are too heavy, how are you going to be able to push the wedding donkey down the aisle? Wedding donkey? My excitement level for this wedding just skyrocketed.
Relax, Sophie.
If I know how to do anything, it's how to move an ass.
That's true.
Yeah.
Wow, you're carrying more heavy issues than Amanda Bynes.
Look at all these.
Beautiful Bride, Modern Bride, City Bride? And do you really need African American Bride? Well, I haven't ruled out cornrows.
Cornrows and a donkey? RSVP yes.
Oh, yeah.
This one's hot.
Save that one for later.
Oh, I forgot I'm getting married.
Keep her.
I might need a Tuesday off.
Sophie, why don't you get some help from your Maid of Honor? I will kill you.
Or a wedding planner? Oh, Sophie, my cousin, Svetlana, is a wedding planner.
Okay, but she better be good.
Because I want everything to be perfect on my big day.
Our big day.
Yeah.
Sure.
I can't believe this.
They're getting married and I don't have a wedding donkey anywhere on my horizon.
OMG, you sell these T-shirts? I just bought one.
Did I jut sell you that shirt and already forgot? I knew that nine-cent deodorant was going to give me brain lesions.
Well, the label did have a picture of a brain with âNo Buenoâ written on it.
No, I bought it at a store in Manhattan on East Ninth and Broadway.
I know because I'm OCD and it was 67 steps and 14 sidewalk cracks from the corner.
Max, someone else is selling our shirts.
I know.
We're getting hosed by some other hoes.
I can't believe they stole our shirt.
The one thing we made that people actually wanted to buy.
I feel like Myspace.
I haven't seen anything this upsetting in a window since that time I accidentally caught a reflection of myself in my waitress uniform.
We need to talk to someone about those damn shirts you jacked.
We about to rumble.
What she means is, we wish to speak to someone about the adorable cupcake T-shirts in the window.
Or, we will be about to rumble.
I'm just working here till I get my PhD in the Eco-Social Dynamics of Western Civilization.
So, forever? Those T-shirts are our design and we need to know why they're here and who knocked them off.
It's the granddaughter of the woman who owns this shop.
She's kind of a monster and she's walking in right now.
Hi, Kemberly and Ashlin.
These ladies are interested in your T-shirts.
Aren't they cute? So cute.
Yeah, super cute.
We designed them.
Yeah, we designed them.
What? Yeah, what? Ashlin and Kimberly, is it? It's Kemberly, with an âEâ" I changed it myself 'cause I'm original.
Yeah, she's an original.
You know what's not original? Those shirts.
You stole them from us.
We did not steal your idea.
Yeah, we did not steal your idea.
We copied it from this lame cupcake shop in Brooklyn.
Wait a minute we have a lame cupcake shop in Brooklyn.
Ashlin, you talk too much.
This is why everyone knows about my lap-band.
I think they know about it because you lost 200 pounds over Spring break.
It's hard to believe she was once twice this obnoxious.
If you don't stop selling our T-shirts, we're gonna have to get our lawyer involved.
Yeah, we're gonna have to get our lawyer involved.
And he's gonna kill you.
I don't know what lawyers do.
We're totally not doing this for us.
We're rich.
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