1. The National Anthem (第1季)【完整台词】

It's not like Dogme 95.

What's Dogme 95? Cinematic movement.

Lars von Trier.

Rules for a director - no background music, only natural light, for authenticity.

Same as these, so they can't cheat, cut another guy's arse pumping away.

'I can't think of anything remotely like this.

'A new form of terrorism 'That's the point! Make love to a pig!' Make love? Steer them away from the grisly details.

'Let's not dwell on any of the details.

'This is already a huge national talking point.

'Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for?' How's Her Majesty taking it? "I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back.

" And we are.

It wasn't a collective "you".

It was a singular "you", ie me.

Sir, we may have something.

Jamie's been tracing the video's origin.

I thought it was untraceable.

Algorithm.

Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3.

16am.

I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads and the closest I can get is a postcode.

Looks like a campus.

Closed 2010.

It's been empty since.

Latest i-sat image on this area? 3am flyover shot from last night Looks like it had lights on.

We got him.

We got him.

Alert the local team.

Full squad.

I'll man it.

With helmet-cam relay.

We can watch the operation.

Yes! Right.

Confident? It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK.

Finesse quickly.

Our performer's on his way.

It's a new one for me, obviously.

I wouldn't normally You know.

You seen any of my films? No.

I'm pretty trad - bish, bash, bosh.

In, out.

What do I put on the invoice? That's what I'm wondering.

There won't be any invoicing.

Oi-oi, Rod! Oi-oi! Need to prep two statements Good outcome.

Bad outcome.

Rescue operation? Goon squad's heading for postcode in Buckinghamshire.

HP84TD, a college or something.

They should be there by now.

I've reduced the luminance Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.

AKA, Rod Senseless.

Stage name.

Well You need to get into this.

Is there a dressing room I can use? No.

Where's my co-star? Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand.

Outside in the truck.

Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? You also need to wear this - on your head.

Board's been prised away.

That's where they got in.

'Target identified.

' Commissioner.

Thank you.

Continue reconnaissance and await instructions.

'With the 4pm deadline three hours away, 'time is running out for the Prime Minister' They got in, Do you think I'd be here if they had? Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.

Can't think about coverage now! But it's on-side? Strong undercurrent of sympathy.

Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you.

If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, the public anticipates non-compliance.

There'll be squawks from the usuals, If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands.

Bottom line.

'With hours to go, time is running out for the security services.

'Joining us is actress Lydia' Thought this was coming from IB7.

We trimmed the edges so it's coming direct.

Twinkle tits from? Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess.

This came for you, left at reception.

Courier dropped it off.

Know how to plug this in? Jack, call the police.

Take it! Get someone to shoot that first.

What the fuck is this? 'Some more breaking news, 'and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 'has been delivered to UKN, along with a video 'apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess.

'UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard' Fucking hell! God! I can't watch this! He's got to do what they want.

Yes, he fucking has! '.

.

which contained a statement 'This grim development comes just Jesus! Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified no visual trickery in his original demand, didn't he? I considered it necessary FUCKING HELL! Mike! Don't! It's nor One word, I swear I will fucking! What did you do, Alex? I had a back-up plan.

A man prepared to do it and an FX company that would paint your head onto his shoulders.

You actually thought that would work? I believed it worth considering.

Then you're a stupid bitch.

With your interest at heart.

Who knew about this? A select few.

It seems some idiot at the studio recognised our designated performer, Tweeted a photo and the online hivemind did the maths.

It's not playing well.

With who? With, er anyone.

'A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow, 'he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request.

'In the wake of these images, 'and the delivery of the princess's finger, the mood is shifting.

'It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering.

'He's just got to do it.

'What's the alternative? 'We can get another Prime Minister.

We can't live without a princess.

'If he doesn't get her released, he's finished, isn't he? 'Online polls suggest that 86% of voters 'now believe the demand should be met.

'Damon Brown' When are Walker's team hitting the college? They need time No more pissing around.

Julian's advising against I'm advising for.

They go in now.

They go in now.

Where's my obit VT? What would you say if I said I was near where Susannah's being held? I'd say bullshit.