Or anything that makes me happy.
Connie.
What are you doing here?
Well
I got a call from
your friend Linkletter,
and, uh I-I was a
little worried about you.
What did he say?
That you had some kind of scuffle
with the campus security?
No scuffle.
I was using the university's mainframe,
and they asked me to
leave.
Simple as that.
So nobody chased you?
I was startled, and so I did
what any normal person does
under the circumstances:
climb out a window and
run like the dickens.
KURT [OVER TV]: Hi, I'm Kurt
Loder, this is MTV News
Since when do we get MTV?
Since I got cable.
What do you mean, you got cable?
I called up the cable
company and I said, "Hello,
I'd like cable," and they put in cable.
I'm not paying for that.
Keep your shirt on.
I paid for it.
Is that so?
Yeah, with money I saved from my job.
Well, okay.
So do we get any of
those movie channels?
Dad, I'm trying to watch the news.
KURT: Billy Idol has
recovered so well from
What's so important that
I had to run over here?
Come here.
I want to show you something.
Look at this.
John did it.
Oh, dear.
"Oh, dear" is right.
Was he in here taking a bath
and just started thinking
about science stuff?
Read the top right part.
MARY: "Time plus heat
plus bread equals toast.
"
[WHISPERS]: That ain't science.
Well, it's not wrong, either.
Look at this.
Yeah, well, that's peculiar.
You'll be amazed to know
that the Nobel Prize,
while being the most
prestigious award in science,
is not generally
celebrated in this country.
No parades, no fireworks.
Which is why I thought
having a breakfast celebration
was not only appropriate,
but long overdue.
You may have noticed
that I went with Cheerios,
and believe me, it was
a decision that I came to
after careful consideration.
There were birds on the Froot Loops,
Cocoa Puffs and Corn
Flakes, so they were out.
And leprechauns and elves
are magical creatures
that would be a slap in the
face to the scientific community.
Anyway, the festivities
begin at 4:30 a.
m.
You're most welcome to come.
As are you, unhappy bag boy.
What the hell is this?
TV's asking me for some kind of code.
Yeah, that's the parental control lock.
- So how do I take it off?
- You don't.
This is my cable that
I bought with my money.
You got to be kidding me.
Here's an idea, how
about you go read a book?
Oh, this isn't over, little man.
Not by a long shot!
You know what I like about you, Sheldon?
You're incredibly smart,
but you're also really dumb.
Why would you say that?
You think people are gonna
come here to hang out with you?
Yes.
- To hear about science?
- Yes.
- On the radio?
- Yes.
At 5:00 in the morning?
Yes.
And you're asking me why you're dumb?
Well, I happen to have
a little more faith
in the curiosity of my fellows.
See, you sound smart,
but you're still dumb.
I bet you don't even know
the first thing about Sweden.
Well, you're wrong, it's where
those little meatballs come from.
And that chef on The
Muppets.
That's two things.
Oh,
and is in Canada.
That's three.
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello?
Hello, Dr.
Linkletter.
This is Connie Tucker.
Connie, how lovely to hear from you.
Stop.
I'm worried about John.
He was supposed to be here for
dinner and he never showed up.
That's not good.
He also
missed two of his classes today.
Do you have any idea where he might be?
Hard to say.
If he's
having another episode,
he could be anywhere.
Hold on, what do you mean "episode"?
Oh, I thought you knew.
In the past,
John has struggled with
his grip on reality.
What kind of struggle
are we talking about?
The kind where he's
had to be hospitalized.
Well, he never said
anything about that to me.
Well, I certainly wouldn't
fabricate such a story.
Okay, look, I-if-if you
hear from him or see him,
please let me know.
Of course.
Now, if down the road
things don't work out with
you two, I'd love to
Good-bye.
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
[TV PLAYING FAINTLY]
- Here, this is for you.
- What is it?
Read it.
You do remember
how to read, don't you?
A bill? Really?
Room and board, buddy.
$50 a month for food?
The way you eat, I
should've gone $50 a week.
Laundry services?
Your poor mother has
to touch your underwear.
What's the $10 a month "peema" charge?
Oh, P-I-M-A, that's a
"Pain in My Ass" tax.
My way of getting compensated for you
taking years off my life.
John?
John?
Your bike's here.
John?
John?
[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
[CHUCKLING]: Well, look at
that, there's boobies on my TV.
Ooh!
- Get out of here!
- I'm telling Mom!
[GUNSHOTS, HORSE NEIGHING OVER TV]
[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING]
John?
Hello.
What-What're you doing?
I was doing tai chi
and then I realized that I was
continually being bombarded
by subatomic particles
and it behooves me, perhaps,
to pay slightly closer
attention to them.
Maybe "chi" is the ancient Chinese word
for the subatomic universe.
You're scaring me, John.
Well, there's nothing to be scared of.
Tomorrow, somebody
will win the Nobel Prize
about these particles
not me.
But I'm experiencing
them firsthand [LAUGHS]
which could be better.
Why don't you come
down and experience them
on the floor?
I think I just felt a neutrino.
[LAUGHING]
You know, neutrinos are interesting.
They never bond with anything,
they're always alone.
I think that one went
right through my pants.
All right,
why don't we go downstairs,
and I'll fix us both
a nice cup of hot tea
and you can tell me all about it.
Please?
Okay.
It was my dream to win the Nobel,
and I'm not going to.
- I bet Sheldon will.
- [CHUCKLES]
- That'll be something.
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