20. A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross (第2季)【完整台词】

Is that a thing that people our age celebrate? No idea.

I've never been this age before.

And I've never dated anyone for a whole year.

[CHUCKLES] Well - Happy anniversary.

- [CHUCKLES] [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] Sorry for the mess.

I emptied out this drawer so you can put your stuff away.

Where are your clothes? I threw most of them out.

You didn't have to do that.

It's okay.

They were old and full of holes.

And it worked out great.

I found some firecrackers and a bag full of my baby teeth.

Thank you.

Oh.

I also hung a cross over the bed for you.

It's just Popsicle sticks and glitter.

I glued it together in Sunday school when I was a kid.

[CRYING SOFTLY] Is-is it too much? I can take it down.

[SNIFFLES] No, it's it's really sweet.

[SNIFFLES] - [CRYING] - Why are you crying? Did Georgie bring up your unfortunate home life? Uh, no.

Good.

My mom said not to, so that you would be comfortable.

Thank you.

Are you comfortable? [LAUGHING] And I remember how cute you looked in your little pearl snap shirt with your bolo tie.

Well, I'd say it wasn't my first rodeo, but it was.

Thank you for a wonderful year.

- To many more.

- To many more.

Which leads me to the final surprise of the evening.

What are you doing? Hang on, I don't want to spoil the surprise.

Getting down on one knee, it makes it pretty damn clear.

Surprise! Connie, will you do me the honor of being my wife? Oh, John, I don't know.

How can you not know? It's a binary decision.

It's more complicated th-than that.

I don't see why.

We're compatible.

- [QUIETLY]: I know.

- We enjoy each other's company.

- I know.

- And we've become extremely proficient in the bedroom.

There's very little wasted effort.

[QUIETLY]: John, sit back down and lower your voice.

Little help? - Down is easier than up.

- [GROANS] Sure.

MARY: Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive, and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it.

And an extra special thank-you for allowing us to share our home with our friend Veronica.

- ALL: Amen.

- GEORGE JR.

: Oh, yeah.

That's a big amen on that one.

MARY: All right, everybody, dig in.

Would you like a dinner roll? Mmm.

Sure.

I find it really rounds out the meal.

- Mom? - Yes, honey? Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne? So, Veronica, I understand that you're a junior? Mm.

Yes, sir.

Do you have any plans for after high school? I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor so I can get a teaching degree.

Mm.

I like kids.

[CHUCKLES] Really? Kids? Ugh.

You're so tall and pretty, you should be Vanna White.

How can she be Vanna White? Vanna White is Vanna White.

Fine.

She can be Vanna Blue.

See? This is the kind of nonsense you have to deal with when you're around kids.

He does have a point.

No.

I-I love this.

We never eat dinner together at my house.

You eat alone? Mostly.

Yeah.

[QUIETLY]: Lucky duck.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER] John I've already been married once.

I wasn't really planning on ever doing it again.

Why not? I was somebody's wife for a long time.

I just like being Connie Tucker now.

Not Mrs somebody else's name.

Well, what if I took your name? John Tucker, it sounds great.

Like a football player or an astronaut.

You're missing the point.

I just think it's important for people to know that we're an official couple.

We don't have to be married for that.

Buy a billboard, take an ad out in the paper.

I understand.

Thank you.

Are we good? Yes.

But if I should pre-decease you [VOICE BREAKING]: I want you to have the ring.

- Fine.

- It'll be in the top right corner of my dresser drawer.

- Got it.

- [CRYING]: Under my tube socks.

Veronica.

Veronica.

VERONICA: Come in.

Hey, Sheldon, what's up? I printed out my bathroom schedule.

I can't speak for anyone else in this family, but you can count on it being occupied during these times.

Thank you.

This is very helpful.

I know.

Is there anything else? There is, but I'm not allowed to ask about it.