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ADULT SHELDON:
I'd like to tell you a story
about a time I was right.
Now, I'm sure you're thinking,
"But, Sheldon, you're never wrong.
"
And you'd be right.
But it's worth taking a closer look
at this particular incident.
Because it began with a loaf of bread,
and ended with me and my family
almost being kicked out of
the United States of America.
Uh-oh.
What's the matter?
Something's wrong with my sandwich.
Did it go bad?
No.
It just tastes different.
If you don't want it, I'll
trade you for my dumplings.
I'm already unhappy.
Do you really think dumplings
will fix the problem?
It'll fix my problem.
I'm sick of dumplings.
[PHONE RINGS]
Mary Cooper, how may I bless you?
SHELDON: Hello, Mom?
Sheldon? Everything okay?
- No.
- What's wrong?
- What happened?
- My sandwich tastes different.
[SIGHS] You know you're
not supposed to call
unless it's an emergency.
I'm well aware.
So what did you change?
I didn't change anything.
Same bread, same peanut
butter, same jelly.
Did you use one knife
for the PB and the J?
- No.
- Are you sure?
That was one time two years ago,
and all the other knives were dirty.
It was 14 months and 11 days ago.
When we made the big
switch from Wonder Bread.
Oh, how could I forget?
Sheldon, I didn't change anything.
Can I get back to work now?
I suppose so.
Thank you.
Bye.
Don't I get an "I love you"?
I love you.
One more time, with
a little more energy.
[PHONE HANGS UP, DIAL TONE SOUNDS]
Must've been disconnected.
Well, my mother didn't
do anything differently.
Are you gonna eat it?
Better.
I'm going to do science on it.
[SIGHS] I would eat it.
Are the goggles necessary?
No, but they really set the mood.
Okay, subject "A," jelly.
That's definitely strawberry
and definitely Smuckers.
Subject "B.
"
That's Jif all right.
Creamy and delicious.
It must be the bread.
Hold on.
This is a
scientific experiment.
We can't make assumptions.
Subject "C.
"
It's the bread.
Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a mighty little man
Welcome to the family, Hacksaw.
[SNIFFLES]
Hey.
Oh.
Hey, Georgie.
You okay?
Mm-hmm.
You sure?
Not really.
Um Dustin broke up with me.
What?
He said I was immature.
[SNIFFS]
Is he crazy?
Everything about you screams womanhood.
See?
Happy Hearth Home
Bakeries, just like always.
Well, something is rotten
- in the state of Denmark.
- What?
- That's Shakespeare, Mom.
- Great.
Missy, did your sandwich
taste different today?
Couldn't tell you.
I
traded it for a Ding Dong.
Your sandwich is exactly
the same, Sheldon.
What's going on?
This bread is different.
Let me see.
You know, he might be right.
Ow.
Shelly, it's probably
just your taste buds
changing as you get older.
But I don't like change.
Then you're gonna hate puberty.
Got me with your ring.
She wasn't wrong.
Studies do support
that your sense of taste
changes over time.
So the bread's the same
and you're different?
Apparently so.
Nope, it's the bread.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
Hey.
Hi.
I was wondering if you
wanted to grab a bite to eat
at the Waffle House?
Not like a date.
But as someone who recently
had his heart broke,
I think I could help.
Who broke your heart?
I love you.
- [OTHERS GASPING]
- Ooh!
You did.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm just saying,
I know what you're going through.
So if you need a friend with
a pocket full of waffle money
[CHUCKLES]
[WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER P.
A.
]
TAM: Look at these prices.
No wonder supermarkets
are running my parents
out of business.
Your parents own a convenience store.
They charge extra for the convenience.
How is this not convenient?
Excuse me, sir.
Has anything changed with the bread
from the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?
I have no idea.
How can you not know? You work here.
What do you want from me?
I get $3.
35 an hour to stock shelves.
Are you kidding?
My father pays me five dollars a week.
I bet they're violating
child labor laws.
Look.
This loaf says
"A subsidiary of the
Domestic Food Corporation.
"
This older loaf doesn't.
I wonder if I can take
my parents to court?
[SNIFFS] It smells like my bread.
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