Turn signal right.
Um, foot on the brake.
Transmission in drive.
You have to start the car first.
Of course.
Sorry, I'm a bit nervous.
You're not alone.
[ENGINE STARTS]
And here we go.
STURGIS: This is crazy.
I'm doing it.
Excuse me, I was hoping to purchase
some practical joke paraphernalia
so that I may behave childishly.
Rack in the corner.
Thank you.
"If it's funny, it's a Bazinga.
"
Interesting.
Yellow light.
Yellow light!
It's okay, keep going.
But yellow means slow down.
You can't slow down in the intersection!
Keep going.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
Go.
Go!
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]: Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh
I'm so sorry.
It's okay, we're fine.
Nobody got hurt.
I don't think I can do this, Connie.
Of course you can.
We're
just getting started.
No, it's too much information.
I can't process it.
It was just a yellow light.
Not just the light.
There were other cars.
There's pedestrians.
- There was a guy on a bicycle.
- So?
That's just too many random elements.
The-the-the stimuli are overwhelming.
Okay.
Okay.
[SIGHS]
I'm sorry.
I know I'm letting you down.
Oh, don't be silly.
You're not letting me down.
[CHUCKLES]
I love you whether you can drive or not.
You love me?
Well, I
I suppose I do.
[LAUGHS] Am I allowed to reciprocate?
Sure, if that's the way you feel.
[LAUGHS]: Oh, it is.
I love you, too, Connie.
[CHUCKLING]: Well
That's just great.
- All righty.
- [LAUGHS]
Would you like to switch seats with me?
Yes, but give me a minute
because my legs are a little wobbly.
Is that from the yellow
light or the "I love yous"?
Both.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Dad, would you care for a piece of gum?
No, thank you.
Please, take a piece of gum.
Why?
Just please.
Bazinga.
You understand any of that?
I don't know, I guess he's
just being a little boy.
Since when?
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- SHELDON: Georgie? Georgie?
What?
Would you like some salted mixed nuts?
Nah.
Look, they're the fancy kind.
That's a trick can.
No, it's not.
Listen.
When you shake it,
there's a rattling sound,
as if nuts are inside.
[RATTLING]
Fine.
[SCREAMS]
Bazinga.
[PHONE RINGING]
Sparks residence, Billy speaking.
SHELDON: This is the electric company.
Hello.
I'm calling to see if your
refrigerator is running.
I'll go check.
I'm back.
It's running.
Well, then you better go catch it.
- Bazinga.
- [DIAL TONE]
[PHONE RINGING]
MEEMAW [ON RECORDING]:
This is Connie Tucker.
Leave a message when you hear the beep.
[MACHINE BEEPS]
SHELDON: Hello, um, Meemaw,
this is Sheldon.
If you were home, I was going
to say, "Is Mr.
Wall there?"
And then you would say, "No.
"
And then I would say,
"Is Mrs.
Wall there?"
And then you would say, "No.
"
And then I would say,
"Well, if there are no walls,
then how does your roof stay up?"
Um, okay.
Bazinga.
That was pathetic.
It was.
I'm not sure I'm cut out for
these antics and shenanigans.
I guess you're gonna
grow up to be a weirdo.
I suppose I am.
Life is so confusing.
I always hoped it would be easier for me
when I grew up, but
now I'm not so sure it will.
It's gonna be all right.
[LOUD FLATULENCE SOUND]
You were faking?
Bazinga.
ADULT SHELDON: And that's how I became
the madcap prankster all
my friends know and love.
So, John, how was your
first driving lesson?
[EXHALES] Intense.
At one point,
I was approaching an intersection.
The light was green,
but at the last moment,
it turned yellow.
I didn't know what to do.
Should I keep going? Should I stop?
There were other cars nearby.
Connie was yelling.
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