1. A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels (第2季)【完整台词】

1 ADULT SHELDON: Some people have said I'm overly sensitive.

[SCREAMING] What now? Missy gave me cinnamon gum! Sure, sure.

ADULT SHELDON: And by some people, I mean everyone.

[PANTING] While I may not be X-Men material I have always possessed unusually heightened senses.

Ew.

Georgie, put your shoes back on! He can't smell this.

Yes, I can! ADULT SHELDON: I also had extraordinary hearing.

During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing, slurping, chewing, cutlery scraping against plates, chewing, and my father's heavy breathing as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle.

[GEORGE SR.

BREATHING HEAVILY] But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out.

[HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING] [SLURPING] Why aren't you eating, Sheldon? - [BUZZING CONTINUES] - How can I with that horrible noise? What noise? That irritating, high-pitched buzz.

I don't hear nothin'.

Me, neither.

- [BUZZING CONTINUES] - ow can you not? MISSY: Wait.

I think I hear it.

- You do? - Yeah.

It's coming out of your face.

[BUZZING CONTINUES] I guess I hear a little hum.

Refrigerators make noise, Sheldon.

This is new.

It's never made this sound before.

We should call a repairman.

I'm not spending money on a fridge that's workin'.

Then think of it as spending money on my mental stability.

Ignore it, Sheldon.

ADULT SHELDO Ignoring things that irritate me isn't my strong suit.

- [BUZZING CONTINUES] - Obsessively fixating on them Now that's what gets me out of bed in the morning.

Nobody else is stronger than I am Yesterday I moved a mountain I bet I could be your hero I am a mighty little man [REFRIGERATOR BUZZING] [SHELDON HUMMING] What are you doing? The sound from the refrigerator.

It's right between D and D-sharp.

Ugh! It's making my skin crawl.

What if I hold a pillow over your face for, like, a really long time? No, that's dangerous.

Do you know if we have earplugs? If we did, I'd be wearing them.

Go to sleep.

[SIGHS] I can't.

Put your fingers in your ears.

And risk driving wax back into my inner ear canal? No, thank you.

[SIGHS] [HUMMING] Oh.

[CONTINUES HUMMING NOTE] - Good morning.

- [YELLS] [CHUCKLES]: Are you trying to kill me? No, I think you're great.

Then why are you in my bed? I couldn't sleep.

Our refrigerator is making a weird noise.

But so was one of your nostrils, so don't expect me back tonight.

Go home before I call the police.

You wouldn't call the police on your Moonpie.

Then I'll call your mother.

That you would do.

And leave my extra key behind.

Aw.

Aw.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER] Do you know anything about surviving psychological torture? Because my family escaped communist Vietnam, we have to know about torture? That was my thought.

Well, you're in luck.

What do you want to know? I'm being tormented by a sound coming from our refrigerator, and I don't know how to deal with it.

When my uncle was in a reeducation camp, he would imagine disemboweling his torturers with a bamboo spike.

Maybe I'll just get a book on refrigerator repair instead.

Okay.

New subject.

Jessica Gieger wears a black bra.

I saw it through the sleeve of her shirt.

Not beige, not pink.

Black.

So mysterious.

What are you doing? I'm going to take apart the refrigerator and figure out what's making that noise.

That is a really good idea.

Usually you're not supportive of my efforts.

I'm more mature now.

[MISSY GIGGLES] Hi, Mom.

What did you do?! Good news.

I found out what part was making that noise.

You have to put this back together! Now we're getting to the bad news.

What made you think you could fix this? I'm smart and I had a book.

Do you still think you're smart? Yes.

I told him not to do it.

He wouldn't listen.

$200?! It'll be okay.

We'll find the money.

[SCOFFS] - Wait.

The old fridge in the garage! - [INHALES SHARPLY] What's it? What was? What's that? [INHALES SHARPLY] Well, I kind of donated that fridge to the church.

You know, for the needy.

Are you kidding me? I see tense moments like this more than you think.

[LAUGHS] I'll just give you guys some space.

You know how much it's gonna cost to fix that fridge? $200.

I have really good hearing.

Do you have any idea how hard I work for the money we get? I'm sorry.

I don't care how long it takes.

You're gonna pay me back every cent of this.

Yes, sir.

I am very disappointed in you.

[QUIVERING BREATH] You know if you cry, I can't enjoy your pain.

[CRYING] [CRYING LOUDLY] Mom, since Sheldon cost you all that money, who's your new favorite Me or Georgie? You know I don't have favorites.

Yeah, right.

Okay, whoever takes the trash out first is my favorite.

She thinks we're stupid.

Dad, I'm pleased to tell you I've got a job to pay back my debt.

Is that so? I'm going to be a paperboy.

[CHUCKLES]: Well, that's great.

I'm proud of ya.

How do you plan on delivering these papers? - Bicycle.

- You don't know how to ride a bicycle.

There's nothing I can't learn.

A week ago, I didn't know how to take apart a refrigerator.