What?
I enjoyed it very much.
I'll take another if you have one.
No, I don't have another one.
J-Just read ahead in the textbook.
Oh, boy.
ADULT SHELDON: Seeing my brother struggle
was difficult for me.
As his tutor, I took
his failure personally,
almost as if I had failed.
Which was odd, because
I knew how dumb he was.
Georgie, how'd you do
on that math test today?
It was tough.
I don't know.
I'm sorry I wasn't more help.
Me, too.
That's all right, baby, you tried.
Yeah.
It's okay, baby.
I don't understand what went wrong.
Is there any chance you drank alcohol
when you were pregnant with Georgie?
No!
Well, don't be so high-and-mighty.
I drank when I was pregnant with you.
You turned out fine.
These days everybody's like,
"Don't drink, don't smoke.
"
I swear.
Texas is
turning into California.
You realize there's nothing
I can do if you fail.
You're off the team.
I know.
Well, I'm gonna ask Jesus
to help you get a good
grade on that test.
Shouldn't you have asked
him before he took it?
The man rose from the dead
I think he can fix a test
after the fact.
You know, I hear you
say things like that,
and I wonder if maybe I did
have a few too many whiskey sours
when you were in my belly.
[SIGHS, CLICKS TONGUE]
Not me, but not bad.
I would say "A" for effort,
but that's an "F.
"
What? How bad is it?
You got a "B.
"
Are you kidding?
I don't believe it.
Me, neither.
Me, neither.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
So, I guess I have to
rethink my abilities.
Clearly, I'm a wonderful teacher.
Georgie didn't pass because of you.
What do you mean?
He cheated.
He had the answers written
on the bottom of his shoe.
He wouldn't do that.
When you cheat in school,
you only cheat yourself.
Where'd you get that?
An inspirational poster
outside the boys' room.
I saw what I saw, Sheldon.
Well, if this is true,
he needs to turn himself in.
That'll never happen.
He'll
get kicked off the team.
I'm sorry, I can't accept this.
There must be another explanation.
If you don't believe
me, look at his shoes.
I will.
[GRUNTING QUIETLY]
[STRAINED GRUNT]
This is quite a workout.
[WHISPERS]: You dirty bird.
What are you doing in here?
You cheated.
No, I didn't.
I'm holding the evidence.
Let me see that.
[SPITS]
I don't see nothin'.
[GASPS]: That's obstruction of justice,
as well as disgusting.
Oh, relax.
By passing that
test, I get to play football,
and you get to go to the train store.
Everybody wins.
But what about the truth?
What about it?
It's supposed to set us free.
Who told you that?
The Bible.
Since when do you care
about what's in the Bible?
When it helps me win an argument.
The Bible also says honor
thy father and thy mother.
And if you open your mouth,
you're gonna make them sad.
ADULT SHELDON: He had me.
Somehow, the mullet-headed
simpleton had me.
This isn't over.
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
All right, maybe it's over.
SHELDON: Meemaw?
I assume you've read the
Surgeon General's report
on the dangers of smoking?
I'm gonna wait till they
turn it into a movie.
Is that your new train?
Yes.
It's my reward for helping
Georgie pass the math test.
You don't seem too happy about it.
I don't feel like I earned it.
Why not?
Can you keep a secret?
Well, at my age, the question
is can I remember one.
Try me.
[WHISPERS]: Georgie cheated on the test.
Oh.
And nothing bad happened.
He gets to stay on the football team,
Mom and Dad are proud of him,
I even got a train for helping.
So you're feeling guilty.
Very much so.
Well, that's a real conundrum.
Have you been reading the
Word of the Day calendar
I gave you for your birthday?
Indubitably.
[CHUCKLES]
So what do you think?
I don't think you should
let it bother you very much.
I mean, there's always
gonna be people in this world
who are playing fast
and loose with the rules.
And your brother's one of them.
That's how Captain Kirk is on Star Trek.
Well, there you go, and he's,
like, the main guy on that show.
No, Mr.
Spock is the main guy.
I stand corrected.
Although Kirk is usually the one
who saves the Enterprise.
Because he doesn't
always follow the rules?
He even cheated on a
test when he was a cadet.
The Kobayashi Maru.
The what?
Kobayashi Maru.
Kirk is a legend because of it.
[CHUCKLES] Ko-Kobayashi Maru.
Sounds like something
you eat at Benihana's.
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