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CAPTAIN KIRK: The Enterprise is preparing
to leave Beta III in star system C-111.
Sociologist Lindstrom
is remaining behind
with a party of experts
who will help restore
the planet's culture to a human form.
SPOCK: The Late Landru, Captain.
A marvelous feat of engineering.
A computer capable
of directing the lives
of millions of human beings.
But only a machine, Mr.
Spock.
The original Landru programmed
it with all his knowledge,
but he couldn't give it
his wisdom, his compassion,
his understanding, his soul.
I prefer the concrete, the
graspable, the provable.
You'd make a splendid
computer, Mr.
Spock.
That is very kind of you, Captain.
That's humorous, because Spock
is half human and half Vulcan.
But he's ashamed of his human side.
That's why I identify with him.
Good luck.
MEEMAW: I gravitate
a little more towards Kirk.
Why?
[IMITATING SHATNER]:
Be-cause everything
he says
he makes sound so im-portant.
I should hope so He's the captain.
Sheldon.
Do me a favor.
Go help your brother study
for his math test tomorrow.
Is that really a good use of my time?
Come on.
I'm asking nice.
If he doesn't pass, he won't
be able to play football.
You realize he's often mean to me.
So? Your mother's mean to
me.
I still try to be helpful.
Does she break wind on your head?
Because that's what Georgie does to me.
Can you help me out here?
I'll do it if you take
me to the train store.
You got it.
And buy me whatever I want.
Connie, what are you doing?
[IMITATING SHATNER]:
Just providing my grandson
with financial guidance.
[QUIETLY]: Don't mock the captain.
If Georgie passes his test,
I'll get you whatever you want
Under 20 bucks.
Deal.
Why?
I guess I like him better than you.
[KNOCKING] Georgie?
- What?
- Dad told me
to help you study for the math test.
I don't need your help.
Get lost.
GEORGE SR.
: Georgie, let him help you!
Fine.
Come in!
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
Oh, dear.
What's your problem?
No problem.
I'll just
tidy while we talk.
Help yourself.
Before we start, I'd like to get a sense
- of how much algebra you know.
- 'Kay.
Do you understand solving and graphing
- linear inequalities?
- Sure.
Great.
Explain it to me.
Uh
first you solve 'em
and then you graph 'em.
And how do you do that?
Uh, you know,
carefully.
Excuse me.
[DOOR CLOSES]
$20 isn't gonna do it.
[CHUCKLES]
Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a mighty little man
So you collect all
the terms linear in X.
See? Simple.
Maybe for you.
No, it's simple for everybody.
Now you collect all
the terms linear in Y.
I don't get it.
Try this.
Close your eyes.
- 'Kay.
- Can you see
the slope of the line given
by the coefficients of X and Y?
No.
What do you see?
Darkness.
Try harder.
Wait.
I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini.
Ooh, it just fell off.
- Dad!
- I'll make it $40! Keep going!
Maybe the problem is
you're not a good teacher.
Unlikely.
Regardless,
I am your only hope.
What do you see when you close your eyes?
I see quadrant one as red,
quadrant two is soft and plush
[SNIFFS] quadrant three
smells like lavender,
and quadrant four is overlaid
with a Fibonacci spiral.
That's really weird.
No.
What's really weird
is doing simple algebra
and thinking about a girl in a bikini.
I disagree.
Dad!
GEORGE SR.
: Keep going.
SHELDON: And when you
divide by a negative number,
you have to reverse the
direction of the inequality.
I'm tired.
I'm going to bed.
But we're not done.
You're going to fail.
I get enough of what
you said.
I'll be fine.
ADULT SHELDON: It was
at that moment I decided
I was not cut out for teaching.
I consoled myself with the knowledge
that I was wonderful at everything else.
Take one and pass it back.
Take one and pass it back.
As you all know, this test'll count
for 25% of your final grade.
Be sure to show all your work.
If you get stuck on a question,
move on and come back to it at the end.
And I shouldn't have to say this,
but if there's any
cheating, I will see it.
I got eyes in the back of my head.
I got more eyes than a potato.
[CHUCKLES]
Ms.
Ingram?
- Yeah, Sheldon.
- I'm done.
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