A cat in a box is exposed to poison,
and is both alive and
dead until it is observed.
So the cat's name is Schrodinger?
No.
Well, what's its name?
Its name doesn't matter.
It does if the cat was dead.
Otherwise, what are you
gonna put on his tombstone?
Not likely the cat's
getting a tombstone.
It would in a pet cemetery.
[SHELDON SIGHS]
Fine, the cat's name is Mittens.
Because he has little white feet?
Sure.
So, in this thought experiment,
do you think Mittens is dead or alive?
There's no way of saying
until you open the box.
Oh, come on.
Optimistically, I would
choose to believe he's alive.
Yes!
Oh, thank goodness.
GEORGE JR.
: Oh, dead crow.
There ain't no doubt about that one.
The toilet was sanitized
for my protection.
I love this place.
Dad, can we go to Reptile World?
- No.
- They a got snake
so big it can eat a whole chicken.
Oh, well, in that case, no.
- Aw.
- Let's get some sleep.
We got to get up early if we're
gonna get to Cape Canaveral
in time for liftoff.
I'm so excited, I don't know if I can.
Well, buddy, you're gonna
have to try, all right?
You two share that
bed, I'll take this one.
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
Come on, fellas, I'm the biggest.
It makes sense that
I get a bed to myself.
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
[SIGHS]
We'll flip for it.
Georgie, call it.
Heads.
[CLICKS TONGUE] Not your day.
Dang it.
- That looked like heads.
- Go brush your teeth.
This really works?
Your hair will look
just as pretty tomorrow.
Now, come on, let's tuck you in.
I'm glad I don't have orange hair.
Me, too, baby.
I want to be more like Madonna.
Are you trying to kill me?
'Cause if you are, good job.
Why is she only like a virgin?
- MARY: Good night!
- [DOOR CLOSES]
You ready to finish our conversation?
There's nothing to finish.
I raised myself like a jungle child.
End of story.
Oh, stop being so dramatic.
You think I didn't feel bad
not being around more
than I wanted to be?
Did you?
A little bit.
I'm teasing, come on.
Of course I did.
Why else would I have
begged you and George
to move back to Medford?
So you could be with your grandchildren.
And you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
You're the only one of my
children still talking to me.
No surprise there.
Besides, you raised yourself
better than I ever could.
You actually believe that?
No, but it would help
my cause if you did.
[SIGHS]
Your hair looks pretty.
Enough.
[SNICKERS]
[CHUCKLING]
[SNORING SOFTLY]
[WHISPERING]: Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
- Dad.
- [SNORTS]
What?
Georgie keeps kicking me.
Kick him back.
I'd rather not touch him.
You want to sleep with me?
Yes, thank you.
Yeah.
Got enough room?
Yes.
You throw off a lot of heat.
Sorry.
That's all right.
It's kind of nice.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Do they launch those
shuttles in the rain?
I think a light rain's okay.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Oh, no.
It'll pass.
Just get some sleep.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
It didn't pass.
Sheldon, I'm real sorry.
Can I tell you a secret?
I never understood how lightning works.
Didn't they teach you
that in high school?
They probably did,
but I got hit in the head
a lot playing football.
Would you explain it to me?
Well, when positive and negative
charges grow large enough,
a giant spark occurs in the cloud.
Ah, that-that's pretty cool.
What causes the thunder?
It's a shock wave from particles
heated to 10,000 degrees.
Interesting.
You want to know what's
really interesting?
Aristotle thought that
the sound of thunder
was due to a collision
between two clouds.
He believed the clouds
were expelling air,
in the way a log on a fire crackles
ADULT SHELDON: I didn't
realize until years later
that my father was only asking questions
about lightning and
thunder to cheer me up.
In fact, he would often
pretend to be dumb
just to make me feel better.
Looks like rain.
ADULT SHELDON: My brother,
on the other hand,
didn't have to pretend.
Okay, on the count of
three, we run to the car.
- Ready? One, two
- Wait.
I want shotgun going back.
Fine, you get shotgun.
Okay, here we go.
- One, two
- I still think
we should wait till the rain slows down.
GEORGE SR.
: No, we got to get home.
I got work tomorrow,
you guys got school.
You do realize I'll get wet?
It's just water, Sheldon.
All right.
Just making sure you realize.
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