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ADULT SHELDON: It was a beautiful morning
in East Texas.
The kind of morning that
made you want to get up,
get dressed and test that acceleration
due to gravity does not
depend on an object's motion.
I love Saturdays.
The Earth causes the same
gravitational acceleration
of everything,
even a doll and a flying Ping-Pong ball.
It's not often a man of science
gets to say "Yippee
ki-yay," and mean it, but
Yippee ki-yay.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Morning, Herschel.
Hey, George.
Uh, you didn't see a dog
wandering around here, did you?
No.
Y'all get a dog?
Uh, sort of.
We took him
in after my brother-in-law
had to go live in a gated community.
Oh, that sounds nice, uh,
they got a no pets policy?
He's in jail, George.
Right, sure.
ADULT SHELDON: In physics,
nothing feels better
than predicting an outcome.
I love predictability.
The force of gravity: predictable.
Nuclear fusion: predictable.
My brother peeing in the shower:
repulsive, but predictable.
What isn't predictable:
dogs.
I've always been terrified of dogs.
To me, they're nothing but
big, furry question marks.
Question marks with teeth.
[BARKS]
In panic situations, I'd
often lose consciousness.
[BARKS]
This time, I only lost my voice.
[WEAKLY]: Help.
Please help.
Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a mighty little man
SMURF [OVER TV]: Uh, I was just admiring
Grandpa Smurf's unique walking stick.
Smurf-a-loo-loo.
That's not my walking stick.
Lunch is ready.
Can you go get your brother?
I'm watching TV.
Just go.
[SIGHS] I have to do smurfing
everything around here.
I heard that.
I said "smurfing.
"
And I heard how you said it.
[DOOR CLOSES]
She can cut her own crusts off.
Sheldon?
Who are you?
You're so cute.
SHELDON [WHISPERING]: Be careful.
What are you doing up there?
Staying alive.
Whose dog is this?
I don't know.
Get help.
Well, how did he get into the garage?
Please get help.
Maybe we can keep it.
I'm begging you, get help now.
First, I have to tell you something.
What?
Lunch is ready.
GEORGE SR.
[LAUGHING]:
Will you look at that?
What kind of dog chews through wood?
Y'all are feeding him, right?
Maybe he's teething.
You know, when Billy was little,
he chewed right through his playpen.
- No kidding?
- Only had three teeth.
Mostly gummed it.
So how y'all want to fix it?
Well, I figure I'll patch it,
run some chicken wire
along the bottom
That way, he don't
chew through it again.
Hello.
- Hey.
- Hey, Billy.
Was this fence window always here?
[SIGHS]
No, son, that's a new fence window.
Anybody else getting dizzy?
Why didn't you call for help?
I tried, but no sound came out.
You poor thing.
It was very dirty up there.
Is cleaning the garage
your job or Dad's?
Don't you worry about that.
Here, have some tea.
- Chamomile?
- Yes.
One teaspoon of honey?
Yes.
An ice cube to cool it off?
I went with two today.
You've been through enough.
I prefer one ice cube.
Drink it.
It's nice when the kids are in bed,
and we can just hang out and relax.
I'm not even gonna respond to that.
[SIGHS] I finally got him asleep.
He's still pretty shook up.
MEEMAW: Maybe having
this mutt next door won't be so bad.
Shelly could end up getting used to it.
That's true.
Remember when he got all freaked out
by the fruit at the bottom of yogurt?
Now he eats it no problem.
He still makes me stir it.
MEEMAW: Maybe you could start out
with a small pet, and work your way up.
Like a turtle.
He says they carry salmonella.
A gerbil?
Apparently, they caused the plague.
What about a bird?
Oh, I know that one.
They'll steal his hair to make a nest.
[DOG PANTING]
- Mom!
- [BARKS]
ADULT SHELDON: At least
this time, sound came out.
- I call that progress.
- [BARKS]
[WHIMPERS]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
What's going on?
Your dog got into our house.
How the hell did he do that?
He pushed in a screen window.
You think he chewed through
the fence again?
All I know is Sheldon's
yelling at the dog,
and Mary's yelling at me.
Now I'm looking at
you in your underwear.
BRENDA: Damn it,
Herschel, what is going on?
- Oh, hey, George.
- Hey, Brenda.
Bucky got in their house.
That's funny.
It might be funny one
day, not right now.
Look, I'm real sorry, George.
I'll keep him tied up,
it won't happen again.
Y'all have a good night.
MARY: George!
You are not gonna believe this.
Look.
Their dog left a dead
squirrel in our living room.
Well, h-he is part hunting dog.
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