I'm sure he'll be out
by the time you get home.
Not sure why you think that, but okay.
Mom?
Yes, Shelly.
Can you close the door?
I need to use the sink.
[MEEMAW LAUGHS]
- Tammy Cook?
- Here.
Georgie Cooper?
Here.
Sheldon Cooper? Absent.
Where's your brother?
Home.
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's just
[BELL DINGS]
Actually, it's not looking good for him.
He might not make it.
Oh, that's terrible.
I know.
I love him so much.
If anything ever happened,
I don't know what I'd do.
Aw.
MARY: Shelly, if you don't mind
- me asking, what's your long-term plan here?
- I'm working
on the math to turn the garage
into a self-sustaining ecosystem.
- Okay.
And what exactly does that mean?
- Well, all I need
is sunlight and a few
seeds to grow unlimited food
which I'll fertilize with my own feces.
[LAUGHING]: This just gets better.
If you're not gonna
help, please go inside.
This is not a show.
Now that's where I disagree.
- [SIGHS]
- [GIGGLES]
Shelly, baby, please come on out.
I can't.
Come on.
I'm your mommy.
Do it for your mommy.
No.
[SIGHS]
But I'm your mommy.
[LAUGHING]: Y'all are killing me.
[LAUGHING]
[SIGHS]
[LAUGHING]: "I'm your mommy.
"
I think the saddest part
about it is just how sad it is.
Is there anything that we can do?
I don't know.
A hug might help.
Of course.
What's wrong with you two?
Don't you care about my brother?
[FAKE CRYING]
Aw.
[CRYING]: Oh, Sheldon.
That's it.
I've had
enough of this nonsense.
If you don't come out, I'm coming in!
One, two,
three.
Breach! Breach!
You come here right this instant!
No.
Oh!
That's great, it starts
with an earthquake
Sheldon!
You can't run away from me forever.
I don't have to do it forever.
Just till you get tired.
MEEMAW: Mary,
I'm gonna run and go
get my video camera.
Don't catch him till I get back.
This is not a joke!
Sheldon, get over here!
- It's the end of the world
- [MEEMAW LAUGHS]
As we know it
Get over here.
Sheldon Lee Cooper, get here.
Right now.
Oh, Lord, I think I'm gonna wet myself.
Get! You come here! Sheldon Lee Cooper!
I feel fine.
Look at that.
St.
Mary drinking alcohol.
God saw what just happened.
He gets it.
Mind if I take a crack at
catching the Road Runner?
What are you gonna
do that I couldn't do?
Oh, a little trick I learned
trying to get prairie
dogs out of the hole.
Of course we'd whack off
their heads with a golf club.
I'm not gonna do that to Sheldon.
[SIGHS]
[SINGSONGY]: Oh, Moon Pie,
I've got a little treat for you.
Chocolate chip?
Mm-hmm, right out of the oven.
Good.
That means they're sterile.
[LAUGHS]
Why don't you come on out
here and have a couple?
I can't do that.
Okay, I tell you what.
I'm gonna just put 'em right out here,
and you can come out and
get one when you're ready.
How about that? I'm gonna put 'em down
right here.
Aah! [LAUGHS]
Come on! Oh.
[LAUGHS]
Listen to me, buster.
Okay.
You are a lot of things, Sheldon.
You are cute, smart, hygienic.
But most of all
you are a Texan.
So?
So Texans
aren't afraid of nothin'!
Rattlesnakes, Indians,
the Mexican Army.
Do you imagine that Sam Houston
was scared of a little old cold?
No.
Jim Bowie?
No.
Sissy Spacek?
I guess not?
You're damn right,
because they're Texans
through and through.
Now I want you to quit
hiding in this plastic bubble,
and I want you to come out here and
eat your cookies out
in the world like a man!
Like a Texan man!
[MEEMAW SIGHS]
I'm impressed.
Me, too.
I thought I'd lost him at Sissy Spacek.
Whew! [CHUCKLES]
ADULT SHELDON: As you can see,
my meemaw successfully
lured me back into the world
by reminding me of my
brave Texas ancestors.
Their blood ran through my veins.
I was a true son of the Lone Star State.
Albeit a true son
with an incredibly
fragile immune system.
I woke up the next morning
with a temperature of 102
and a head packed full of mucus.
However, there was a silver lining.
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr.
Sing it again, Mom.
First, blow your nose.
[BLOWS NOSE]
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr.
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